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Miles Edgeworth:
Is everyone still able to make it for the campaign tonight?
SANTA FEYYYY:
hell yeah i am
Franziska von Karma:
Yes.
The drinks will be provided or should I preemptively bring my own?
Phoenix Wright:
we all know you’ll complain about our selection anyways so feel free to bring your own
Franziska von Karma:
Well, yes. Who’s idea was it to make fireball the drinks of choice for the night?
the only man ever:
i was giving you guys the peak college experience
Phoenix Wright:
out of all the college memories you could’ve chosen why that
the only man ever:
it was either that or the cheap tequila man
Miles Edgeworth:
At least we were able to make margaritas with tequila
Gumshoe has confirmed he and Maggey are bringing some food.
SANTA FEYYYY:
omg edgey can we make more margaritas
ALSO YAY MAGGEY
Phoenix Wright:
absolutely not
you are not allowed to go anywhere near my liquor cabinet
SANTA FEYYYY:
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick don’t be a coward
Franziska von Karma:
The one time I’ll agree with Wright on anything. I don’t know what you and my brother made last time but there is no way it was margaritas.
SANTA FEYYYY:
you guys are just unable to have fun smh
the only man ever:
oh hey i know this is very last minute but is there space for one more person?
Miles Edgeworth:
Depends on the person
Phoenix Wright:
please don’t bring your fling
the only man ever:
nahh man
it’s a girl i’ve been going steady with
her name is nora billy she’s played dnd before and i wanted you guys to meet her
she has her character sheet and everything
Franziska von Karma:
How in the hell are you able to find any woman who would “go steady” with you?
Miles Edgeworth:
How long have the two of you been together?
the only man ever:
almost a month now!! she’s an indie game developer and we met from her commissioning me for some concept are of her current project
Miles Edgeworth:
I’ll allow it
Franziska von Karma:
Seriously?
Miles Edgeworth:
It’s a one shot and we’ll most likely be verging on drunk as the night goes on. So if something happens it’ll be confined to one campaign
SANTA FEYYYY:
omg wait shush her name sounds familiar
the only man ever:
she’s worked on some other semi popular games before from what i learned
SANTA FEYYYY:
WAIT ISNT SHE THE ONE WHO MADE THE PINK PRINCESS PLATFORMER GAME
the only man ever:
i think so?
SANTA FEYYYY:
no one else gets to decide. she’s coming
Miles Edgeworth:
Yes Ms Fey that was already agreed on
Phoenix Wright:
you know they say never meet your heroes
SANTA FEYYYY:
fuck you imma become besties with her