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*Christopher Diaz adds eddie Diaz to the group chat*
HensNotChicks: i really dont know what to do now
HensNotChicks: i mean, eddie literally kissed him and buck doesnt believe it was real
GoddessOfthe118: he was hurt more by the fake kiss than hes been by anything else
ItsNotMadeline: hes devastated. Think he could have handled going on being in love with Eddie forever and never knowing what it could be like
Ravioli: hes totally melting down now, he just called me
Ravioli: said it was both the best moment of his life and the worst
Ravioli: hes talking about transferring again
ThatsNoCap: I wont process it if he does put in a request
Karen4You: so how do we fix this? We obviously can't just tell him Eddie loves him back, he wont believe us
MotherMayI: and eddie is gonna think bucks mad at him for it and they are gonna be even further apart
MotherMayI: like buck seriously thinks the friendship is over now
MotherMayI: “how can I be friends with him, may? I love him, and I don't want to lose him but IT HURTS.”
Di-ASS: ill take care of it.
Di-ASS: you all have clearly done enough damage.
*eddie Diaz leaves group chat*
Ravioli: ouch
GoddessOfthe118: maybe we meddled too much
BucksBiologicalSon: he just stormed out and told me not to wait up
BucksBiologicalSon: im gonna get grounded for life
ItsNotMadeline: ill make sure your dad knows it wasn't your fault
ItsNotMadeline: this was all us
GOT YOUR BACK
My Beautiful Husband: buck
My Beautiful Husband: let me in or ill break your door down
MiAmor: go away eddie
MiAmor: i really cant see you right now
My Beautiful Husband: look, I meant it
My Beautiful Husband: when I kissed you. I meant it.
My Beautiful Husband: please let me in.
Buckley-Diaz residence
CaptainAmerica: im staying at bucks
CaptainAmerica im 10 minutes away if you need me
CaptainAmerica lock the doors
HulkedOut: and add us to the group chat please
GOING ON A TRIP IN A BUDDIE ROCKETSHIP
*Christopher adds Buck and Eddie to the group chat*
SunshineIncarnate: you guys are all assholes
Di-ASS: meddling bitches
Di-ASS: but thank you
*Buck sends picture of him and Eddie cuddling on the couch*
Ravioli: 🎉🎉🎉
BucksBiologicalSon: 🎉🎉🎉
HensNotChicks: ok, we are sorry that we took it too far
ThatsNoCap: but in our defense, you were both being idiots
Di-ASS: we know
SunshineIncarnate: you do realize we are only going to be worse now
ThatsNoCap: nothing could be worse
SunshineIncarnate: 😏😏😏
Di-ASS: 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨
ThatsNoCap: NO. NOT IN MY FIREHOUSE
ItsNotMadeline: oh you screwed yourself honey
BucksBiologicalSon: PG in front of me please
BucksBiologicalSon: im young and impressionable
Di-ASS: you made buck pregnant in the Sims chris
SunshineIncarnate: I mean, its only right that we try and fulfill that dream for you
BucksBiologicalSon: 🤮🤮🤮
Ravioli: #getbuckpregnant
Di-ASS: im sure gonna do my very best
SunshineIncarnate: in fact, we are gonna start trying right now
SunshineIncarnate: 🫃🫃🫃
Karen4You: that is way more information than any of us needed
GoddessOfthe118: I really dont want to imagine my son doing…any of that
ItsNotMadeline: or my brother
BucksBiologicalSon: THOSE ARE MY DADS
Probie#2: at least they didnt ground you
BucksBiologicalSon: this is worse
MotherMayI: just say the word at anytime and ill come get you
BucksBiologicalSon: 😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
“Athena called me her son. And Chris said 'his dads.’”
“I know, baby. Now put the phone away and take me to bed.”
“I love you.”
“Love you too.”