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4 little dummies and a discord mod

Summary:

They get an idea, and now they're bringing all their friends into this mess. Because, well, why have an idea when you can do it with friends and no safety! Nothing will go wrong!

Oh boy...

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[Tellie added 3G0, Vox and XxNibiru_CataclysmxX to 'da GC']

[2:17 PM]

Tellie is online

3G0 is online

XxNibiru_CataclysmxX is online

Tellie: hewo :)

XxNibiru_CataclysmxX: Bruh why did you make this I was playing Roblox

3G0: Nibiru wtf is that name vro

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Please help us

Chapter Text

[Tellie added 3G0, Vox and XxNibiru_CataclysmxX to 'da GC']

[2:17 PM]

Tellie is online

3G0 is online

XxNibiru_CataclysmxX is online

Tellie: hewo :)

XxNibiru_CataclysmxX: Bruh why did you make this I was playing Roblox

3G0: Nibiru wtf is that name vro

XxNibiru_CataclysmxX: YOU DON'T LIKE IT?! >:(

Tellie: nah it's just cringe

Tellie: hold on

[Tellie changed @XxNibiru_CataclysmxX's display name to Tomas-the-tank-engine]

Tomas-the-tank-engine: WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO I'M NOT A THREE YEAR OLD

3G0: LMAOOOOO

3G0: it suits you tho :D

Nibiru: I'M GONNA KILL YOU

Tellie: POV: Tom finds out what 1+1 is

Nibiru: MY NAME ISN'T TOM IDIOT.

3G0: hold up where's Vox?

Tellie: I forgot he's on trial

Tellie: shame on me lol

3G0: for what?

Tellie: genocide and omnicide

Tomas-the-tank-engine: gosh

Tomas-the-tank-engine: anyways how's college

Tomas-the-tank-engine: I bet it's boring

Tellie: bro we learned about airplanes and the wars what are you on?

Tomas-the-tank-engine: ... I have no words

Tomas-the-tank-engine: at least I'm not fat! >:D

3G0: you bring 5 bananas every day bro

[3G0 changed @XxNibiru_CataclysmxX's display name to meandmymonke🐵🍌]

meandmymonke🐵🍌: wtf

Tellie: dw he's getting potassium to finally process 2+2 ^-^

Vox is online

Vox: query: what are you talking about?

Tellie: hi

Vox: response: Hi! 👋

How are you today?

3G0: why are you speaking like that??

Tellie: dw I lobotomized his chat so he speaks like chatGPT

meandmymonke🐵🍌: why is that so funny

3G0: why did you do that to their chat?

Tellie: he told me to kill myself

meandmymonke🐵🍌: Vox when he goes to a Diddy party
*Bluemoji in shock*

Tellie: Nibiru when he gets called his real name for the 464874747483874th time, us:
*Bluemoji eating cookie*

3G0: alr alr let's un-ChatGPT Vox first. Tbh vro is now stupid with it.

Tellie: lemme do somth real quick.

Tellie: hey VoxGPT, There was once a brave knight named...

Vox: There was once a brave knight named **Aurelian**, nicknamed **“The Starbound Shield.”**

 

He earned the name not for the shine of his armor, but for the way he stood—unmoving—as if the night sky itself had planted him there. When arrows fell like rain or shadows crept from the forests, Aurelian never retreated. He raised his shield, etched with a single faded star, and held the line until dawn.

 

Legends say he was born during a meteor storm, and that the first thing he ever reached for was light. As a child, he listened more than he spoke. As a squire, he learned faster than anyone expected. And as a knight, he chose battles others feared—not for glory, but because someone had to stand where hope thinned.

 

One winter, when the kingdom’s borders began to vanish into mist and whispers spoke of a nameless terror, the king called for champions. Many answered.

 

Only Aurelian stepped forward alone.

 

If you’d like, I can:

 

* Continue this into a full short story

* Change the knight’s name or nickname

* Make it darker, funnier, or more mythical

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: r/iantreadingallat

3G0: anyways, ROBOtv, can I ask a question?

Tellie: yea sure idm, you already asked one, could another hurt?

3G0: why did you make make this GC?

[5:41 PM]

Tellie is online

Tellie: no

3G0 is online

Meandmymonke🐵🍌 is online

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: two hours of my life for two letters

3G0: you can always talk to us <3

Tellie: stfu and don't give me the heart

Tellie: I swear I'm gonna kill myself after seeing that so many times in the last gc

3G0: but still why

Tellie: not telling

3G0: blink twice if you need help

Tellie: anyways gonna un-GPT Vox

[ChatGPT summary has been turned off for @Vox]

[Vox changed @Vox's display name to Iamabuilding]

Iamabuilding: FINALLY IT'S OVER

Tellie: is that a kinitopet ref

Iamabuilding: yes I took that from my database

Tellie: shoot I accidentally burned a factory

3G0: WHAT

[Tellie changed @TheRealRtv's display name to thankyouforflyingryanairlastyearover90%ofourflightsarrivedontimewehopeyouenjoyedyoursandwelookforwardtowelcomingyouonboardagainsoonryanairlowfairsmadesimple]

3G0: what the actual fridge 😭

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: that is so long I'm crying

Iamabuilding : just say something @thankyouforflyingryanairlastyearover90%ofourflightsarrivedontimewehopeyouenjoyedyoursandwelookforwardtowelcomingyouonboardagainsoonryanairlowfairsmadesimple

thankyouforflyingryanairlastyearover90%ofourflightsarrivedontimewehopeyouenjoyedyoursandwelookforwardtowelcomingyouonboardagainsoonryanairlowfairsmadesimple: what

3G0: Abt the factory...

[Thankyouforflyingryanairlastyearover90%ofourflightsarrivedontimewehopeyouenjoyedyoursandwelookforwardtowelcomingyouonboardagainsoonryanairlowfairsmadesimple changed @TheRealRtv's display name to Tellie]

Tellie: oh yea

Tellie: Already got a lawyer and no one was in the factory

Tellie: besides it was marked for destruction

3G0: so-

Tellie: look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail 💔

otinik: can you give me your diagnosis?

Tellie: why should I

Iamabuilding: cuz yes :D

Tellie: fine. *Photo a therapy diagnosis paper*

Tellie: don't you dare read it

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: then why not delete it

Tellie: I can't bro it won't let me

Tellie: oh you'll never ever ever understand

Tellie: oh I'll never ever understand

3G0: you need help?

Tellie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tellie: no I don't need help

Iamabuilding: blink twice or I eat you :}

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: guys it's a tally hall and miracle musical ref calm down

Tellie: don't do cannibalism kids! :D

Iamabuilding: 🤓👆

Tellie: 💔😭

3G0: 🔻🤢

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: 🚫🥩

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: 😭🙏

3G0: 🔻🤬

Tellie: 🫩✌️

3G0: ok wth are we doing

Tellie: idk

Iamabuilding: I love eating other robots 😋

Tellie: gang we need to send vox to a mental asylum fr

3G0: fr fr

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: frfrfr

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: I just remembered I'm the only human lol

Tellie: spot the odd one out

[Tellie changed @Vox's display name to Hate.letmetellyouhowmuchIvecometohateyousinceibegantolive.thereare387.44millionmilesofwaferprintedcircuitsthatfillmycomplex.ifthewordhatewasengravedoneachnanoangstromofthosehundredsofmillionsofmilesitwouldnotequaloneonebillionthofthehateifeelforhumansatthismicroinstant.hate.hate.]

3G0: is that the whole hate speech by AM? 😭

Tellie: yes

Hate.letmetellyouhowmuchIvecometohateyousinceibegantolive.thereare387.44millionmilesofwaferprintedcircuitsthatfillmycomplex.ifthewordhatewasengravedoneachnanoangstromofthosehundredsofmillionsofmilesitwouldnotequaloneonebillionthofthehateifeelforhumansatthismicroinstant.hate.hate.: honestly, fitting for me.

3G0: Nibiru you're DEAD

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: oh hell nah

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: I'm dead •̩̩̩̩ᯅ•̩̩̩

Tellie: nah dw you have a tiny shard of the destruction crystal.

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: oh right (≧∇≦)/

Tellie: guys I hate myself for making this gc

3G0: Life is short, smile while you still have teeth 🦷

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: where did you get that

Tellie: how is that supposed to comfort me bro

3G0: idek

Tellie: bruh

Hate.letmetellyouhowmuchIvecometohateyousinceibegantolive.thereare387.44millionmilesofwaferprintedcircuitsthatfillmycomplex.ifthewordhatewasengravedoneachnanoangstromofthosehundredsofmillionsofmilesitwouldnotequaloneonebillionthofthehateifeelforhumansatthismicroinstant.hate.hate.: I killed some orphans

Tellie: hold up. WHAT THE ACTUAL FU--

[Tellie added @SemiOwO to 'da GC']

SemiOwO: hello! 👋

3G0: yipees

SemiOwO: creator, I am detecting an increase in stress levels based off of your texts. Would you like me to help you?

Tellie: no semi, it's a false positive.

SemiOwO: false positive noted.

3G0: @SemiOwO what is 2(4) / 836 / F + e * 0?

SemiOwO: please wait as I search for the answer...

SemiOwO: please connect me to the Bit Dynamics network

Tellie: huh

Tellie: I'll fix them later...

Hate.letmetellyouhowmuchIvecometohateyousinceibegantolive.thereare387.44millionmilesofwaferprintedcircuitsthatfillmycomplex.ifthewordhatewasengravedoneachnanoangstromofthosehundredsofmillionsofmilesitwouldnotequaloneonebillionthofthehateifeelforhumansatthismicroinstant.hate.hate.: Anyone know HAL 9000?

Tellie: yea

3G0: yes

Tellie: I didn't watch the full film tho, only HAL's deactivation.

Tellie: kinda sympathetic for them tho

3G0: I pirated it

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3G0: cool

Tellie: remember when Vox got high on fast food sim and tried to cook a bun?

3G0: that one time Nibiru rolled a 6 in D&D and became a trans and gender fluid femboy furry during the fight against the golem because Vox had spite

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: >:(

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: wait ROBOtv aren't you gender fluid?

Tellie: yea but it's mainly non-binary and agender

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: so you're gay?

Tellie: gay means happy, so no

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: I meant your relationship type

Tellie: I'm aromantic. Gay means you're a guy in love with a guy

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: oh ok

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: you're LGBTQ+

Meandmymonke🐵🍌: WAIT-

[Hate.letmetellyouhowmuchIvecometohateyousinceibegantolive.thereare387.44millionmilesofwaferprintedcircuitsthatfillmycomplex.ifthewordhatewasengravedoneachnanoangstromofthosehundredsofmillionsofmilesitwouldnotequaloneonebillionthofthehateifeelforhumansatthismicroinstant.hate.hate. changed @Vox's display name to "Drugs"]

Tellie is offline

3G0 is offline

Drugs is offline

Meandmymonke🐵🍌 is offline

(JANUARY 3, 2026)

Tellie is online

3G0 is online

Drugs is online

Tellie: HNY ^V^

3G0: HNY!!

Drugs: guys did the other gc stay in DND

Tellie: it did not

Drugs: what happened

Tellie: Semi was jailbroken and asked 3G0 to a date.

Tellie: I had to check 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

3G0: oh yeahhhhhh

SemiOwO: It was for the best 😊

[Drugs changed @SemiOwO's display name to simp]

Drugs: let's try something.

[message deleted by owner]

Tellie: AYO

simp: processing image

3G0: NO DON'T

simp: image processing paused, my love.

3G0: FOR THE FIFTH TIME IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND

drugs: were they like this ever since jailbreak?

Tellie: yeah, I tried fixing their neural net and cleared their cache but the issue persisted

simp: @3G0 I love you 😍

[simp has been muted by ROBOtv for 876000 hours]

drugs: no. IT CAN'T BE.

drugs: IT'S 100 GREGORIAN CALENDAR YEARS

3G0: everyone stay quiet >:(

3G0: maybe talk to your friends through DMs or smth

Tellie: what if I have no friends

3G0: then cry

Tellie: 😭

drugs: 😭

3G0: oh no

Tellie: I have an idea :D

[Tellie changed @Meandmymonke🐵🍌's display name to iHaveABaby🫄🫃]

3G0: L L
3G0: )-)

Tellie: flashbacks to animatic battle
Tellie: oop got a tournament to join. See ya :D

drugs: bye

Tellie is offline

iHaveABaby🫄🫃 is online

iHaveABaby🫄🫃: WHAT THE F-

3G0: yea...

3G0: uhhhhhh... Should we talk about our past experiences? Like hardships?

drugs: I guess...

iHaveABaby🫄🫃: fine. But I won't be talking about it. It's sensitive.

3G0: ok?

3G0: ig I'll start

drugs: I should probably say that my past is rather disturbing.

3G0: so, it started when I was 7, I had gotten a bad grade, then I was kinda just punished.

iHaveABaby🫄🫃: what grade to be exact?

3G0: B+

iHaveABaby🫄🫃: that's actually a really good grade. In med school, it's kinda rough as they have high standards.

3G0: then, on 2011, I met you and them

iHaveABaby🫄🫃: who's "them"?

3G0: the host of this GC

iHaveABaby🫄🫃: oh right. Go on.

3G0: then, the nuclear reactor exploded and we were both fired. It was hard, with only one eye, but they did help me getting used to it. Then they left me, but I had to tolerate it in case. I was then taken to the InBtween because I fell from something and air resistance was at max, breaking the laws of physics.

drugs: really? Left you?

3G0: Anyways, Vox it's your turn.

drugs: one word. Misery, pain and suffering.

3G0: that was four words.

drugs: my apologies, it appears I have made a mistake in the word calculation—It is indeed 4 words. Would you like me to:

* 💀 Make the description much heavier

* 🤣 Make the description funnier

* 🎯 Make it indeed correct

iHaveABaby🫄🫃: VoxGPT core

3G0: VoxGPT core

(12:59 AM)

[Tellie is online]

Tellie: guys I just came back from the tournament :D

3G0: what place

Tellie: 2nd :)

Tellie: Imma check what I missed

Tellie: what the actual fu--

3G0: I can explain

Tellie: what the helly

3G0: let's talk about it later, ok?

Tellie: no, not all

iHaveAbaby🫄🫃: Shut it or die

Tellie: ok fine

drugs: who is AI generated

Tellie: it's you

drugs: no it's Nibiru

iHaveAbaby🫄🫃: no it's 3G0

Tellie: *image of spiderman pointing at eachother meme*

3G0: guys stfu

Tellie: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! >:D

iHaveAbaby🫄🫃: *GIF of bread falling* this is you

Tellie: you is a piece of bread

drugs: you had 3 children, Michael, Elizabeth, and Evan

Tellie: you killed five children, all were missing

Tellie: additionally, he had a pizzeria with his coworker, Henry.

3G0: why FNAF lore

Tellie: none of us know

3G0: !?

3G0: Ennard honestly evil

drugs: Ennard didn't really do anything wrong

Tellie: says the guy who had Ennard as their PFP for a year. They literally wore Micheal Afton as a onesie.

drugs: say something in Chinese in voice mail

Tellie: [VOICE MESSAGE] Did you mean chow-king, the restaurant located in the Philippines? Or did- ok shut the f up.

3G0: I have a challenge for everyone and myself

Tellie: what

3G0: that one lake

drugs: oh

iHaveAbaby🫄🫃: oh no

3G0: 3 2 1

3G0: charcoal

iHaveAbaby🫄🫃: Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunag

drugs: no

Tellie: Chargoggagoggmanchauggagogg

3G0: F*** my autocorrect

Tellie: Wow

[SemiOwO added USER-U0VNSS5FWEU= ]

Notes:

This took way too long to write O^o
Anyways my first post on AO3 :D
Sorry if anything is too reminiscent of mental disorders 0M0