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Vox remembers what val and velvette warned him about and why they were so worried.
"Wait. Fuck. My water broke didn't it." Vox says to himself.
"Welp. Its not that bad right now so maybe I can still work..?" Vox asks to himself
After a few minutes the pain increases and Vox is struggling not to scream
Vox decides. He NEEDS to call for help.
"V-val.. wait no.. nevermind. That something a weakling would do. No need to call for hel-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!"
"Huh? Who-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!"
"VOX?!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH"
Val is quickly by Voxs side
"¿Estás bien?" Val asks clearly worried sick
"V-val.. now is NOT the time to speak that island langu- AHHHHHHHHH..!" Vox screams
Valentino can't stay mad at Voxs racist remark for long because of his screaming.
"Baby..!" Valentino says worried sick
"I-it hurts- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUGHHHHHH!"
Velvette enters the room too and she and val are trying to calm down Vox (Velvette is the only one who is not panicking)
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK... THIS HURTS SO BAD.. I DON'T THINK I CAN PUSH IT OUT..!" Vox screams
"We fucking told you this wasn't a good idea to go to work alone when you are due any day now." Velvette shouts
"OUCH..!" Vox screams
"Baby!" Val shouts
"SHUT UP- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Vox screams while biting vals arm
"OW. WHAT THE FUCK?!" Val screams
"IT FUCKING HURTS SO BAD.. I CAN'T PUSH IT OUT... FUUUUUUUUUUCK.." Vox screams
"Well i guess we have to cut it out~" Val teases
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MIND?! FUCK NO." Vox screams
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!" Vox screams
"Baby!" Val shouts
"WHY WON'T IT COME OUT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!"
"Have you even ATTEMPTED to push yet?!" Velvette asks
"NO?! BECAUSE IT PROBABLY HAS A TV HEAD. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO PUSH THAT OUT?!" Vox shouts
"At least try you dumbass." Velvette says.
"FINE." Vox shouts
"Mì amor!" Val shouts
"Can you say ANYTHING else?! I swear, as soon as I push this thing out I will FUCKING MURDER YOU." Vox shouts
"Mhm.. sure babe.." Val teases
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!" Vox screams, trying to push
"AHHHHHHHHHH..!" Vox screams louder
After like 19 hours
"IS IT ALMOST OUT?!" Vox shouts
"Yes it is. Just one more push." Velvette remarks
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!!!" Vox screams
Vox suddenly powers off after he finished pushing the child out. That was completely expected
"Vox was right. It DID have a TV head. No wonder why it took so long.." Velvette remarks
"Whats the gender?" Val asks
"Its a girl." Velvette answers
After a few minutes vox powers on again and the first thing he hears is wailing and it is giving him a headache and pissing him off
"Uhhh... please shut up child." Vox asks
Baby whines harder
"Val. It won't stop crying. What do I do." Vox asks, clearly annoyed
"Feed it? Throw it out the window? Rock it?! I DON'T KNOW?!" Valentino remarks
Baby gets calmed down eventually
Baby is curious and she grabs Voxs antennas and vox doesn't know if he should spare her or explode her.
"God.. this baby is so lucky shes cute.." Vox whispers
(Btw the baby is actually quite ugly. It's just Voxs hormones making it look cute. Nobody expected Vox to act like this. Its just his hormones)
"What do we name the child. We can't just keep calling her "baby" all the time. What should we name it." Val asks
"I don't know. I haven't decided what her name should be. It has to have a "v" in it. Thats for sure." Vox says
"Yeah." Val says
"Wait I have an idea!" Vox says
"Okay what is it?~" Val teases
"Vox Jr. 29192812667372. That is a perfect name don't you think?" Vox asks
"Voxxy..." Val says.
"What." Vox remarks.
"We are NOT naming our baby "Vox Jr. 29192812667372" That's fucking STUPID. AND BESIDES. ISN'T THE BABY FEMALE. THATS STUPID. WE AREN'T NAMING OUR BABY THAT. YOU FUCKING NARCISSIST." Val shouts
"ITS A GENDER NETURAL NAME VAL. AND BESIDES. I BIRTHED HER SO I GET TO NAME HER. AND I WANT HER NAME TO BE "Vox Jr. 2919212667372" AND THATS FINAL." Vox shouts
"I AM NOT LETTING YOU GIVE OUR FUCKING BABY A STUPID NAME JUST BECAUSE YOU GAVE BIRTH TO HER." Val shouts
"FINE. Lets name her via. HAPPY?!" Vox shouts
"Hmm... okay. Thats way fucking better than naming her after yourself." Valentino remarks
"Anyways, I'm gonna need you to watch the baby! I'm gonna go back to work!" Vox remarks
"Baby, you literally just GAVE BIRTH." Val shouts
"So?!" Vox shouts