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Miraculously, time flies when you are with your loved ones. Ze found it refreshing that it wasn't as boring anymore now that ReGect was classified as his boyfriend. During their free time (which was all the time), they took turns exchanging simple acts of affection, such as little kisses on the cheek, or maybe spending quality time together like casual movie nights - since Ze was probably used to horror at this point, and most importantly: sleeping with someone. It’s not as inappropriate as how Ze’s parents warned him though.
Or that was what he had thought. Remember, his boyfriend was a black limbless entity. What would you expect from a monster like him?
In addition to that, (throwback to) last Christmas, Ze did not think straight before asking:
“Oh by the way, do you fuck monsters?"
(Just why?)
Was Ze out of his mind!? ReGect silently judged. He was noticeably switching his gaze instantaneously from the former to ReGect, who had been reduced to a state of shock due to the outright nasty question. Its limbs spasmed each second it made eye contact with Ze, as its mind displayed sickening images of what could happen...
ReGect hoped that was just a one-time thing.
It was the last day before Moe returned from the family trip, in which neither of the idiots remembered at all. That day seemed to pass quite quickly, with each person doing their chores around the house. All time is quality time if there are only two of them - they thought. It was going great until around 6 P.M., some fuckass creeper showed up out of nowhere. This was about to be the clincher of the story until Ze amazzzzzzzzzzzzingly sensed the mob creeping up his neck.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!"
Ze let out a series of shrieks of fear, "accidentally" stumbling on what appeared to be ReGect itself. Given the opportunity, it swiftly pulled the man's legs to enter a bridal carrying position. Then again, the entity pulled itself together, their faces distancing by inches, disregarding the explosion completely:
"Are you okay, princess?"
"MOTHERFUCKER, THERE'S A CREEPER RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!!!!!!!"
ReGect was soon cut back to reality as it caught sight of the creeper Ze scarily warned about. They were soon to be seen doing their best to evade the disaster. They would be in deep trouble were there any dent or explosion on their house. You know, THEIR house. It took a while until the creeper was disposed of safely without a trace. Ze threw a light elbow punch on ReGect after the ordeal.
"Were you fucking insane? That little shit could've blown us up!"
"Geez, calm down there, pretty boy! It's not like you hated to be carried like that."
ReGect continued to flirt with Ze as if nothing serious had happened. The man's temper dropped since it was just a minor inconvenience to him. God, sometimes the entity's playful nature is too much to bear.
"(palms head) Ugh... Timing is also of the essence, bae."
Ze gave Regect a small kiss on the cheek, folding both arms on the latter's shoulders. They initiated eye contact for a good three seconds, grinning ear to ear at each other. The entity then returned the kiss, which gave the former quite the shock. Not backing down from a competition, they started exchanging more of such acts affectionately, from continuing little aforesaid kisses, to taking it even further - Ze threw ReGect onto the countertop.
Ze's heartbeat fastened as soon as the entity settled down, waiting for his next move. He couldn't believe that one day he would have his best friend- no, his boyfriend in submission during his lifetime. But it happened. To keep the tension while Ze figures out what to do, the man tugged tightly on the gold-chained collar, forcing the ReGect to look at him. Seeing the loudmouth practically at your mercy was honestly fascinating, he thought.
Regardless of the usual, Ze’s mouth went straight from its face to its chest. He was tasting things that weren’t even perceivable, yet it tingled him out of hunger. That’s the thing about food, the looks never matter, the flavors do. The way his tongue covered the surface sent ReGect over the moon, its entire body coiled as a reaction. ReGect's hands pulled Ze closer, seeking the delicious friction that was inflicted. The entity let out a strangled groan when Ze bit at presumably its right nipple, this was music to the man's ears.
"Z-Ze!... A-Agh~~ I-It hurts!" ReGect whined in agony, its whole attitude instantly shut off on the spot.
"Whooo said they didn't feel pain again?" The white-haired man remarkably mocked, taking a weight off one of his shoulders. He had been waiting so long to get back to this one-of-a-kind bastard.
Letting go of the collar chain, Ze smugly grinned at ReGect, forcing another few seconds of eye contact. His fingers were then painfully messing with that nipple, already erect from the excessive stimulation. Though wanting more, the entity could not bear the overwhelming sensations, all it could do was genuinely cry. Despite Ze acknowledging that neither of them had any experience, he could still read ReGect like a book, just without a cover or content.
"T-This is a first for me, you know? I-I'm not sure if it's alright for you..." Nervously, it pulled the palm closer, holding it somewhat tightly.
"I guess we're really doing this then. So- Wait." Hold on.
Ze realized, the entity only asked for his consent.
Does that mean ReGect had been waiting for this moment?
This cheeky bastard.
He looked back at it in a serious manner, while it just looked away whistling like it didn't reveal its simple desire to be fucked by Ze. It was written all over its face. Whatever, the past is the past. The man's tender hands continued moving down from the upper to the lower region of ReGect's anatomy. In the meantime, the entity was breathing frantically in an attempt to reduce the tension. Despite the effort, it was obviously not ready for the ride, nor did it want to back away.
Ze was brutally brave for taking the lead, only following what his intuition told him. He was dragging his fingers around the abdomen, before widening the space between the crossroads. It seemed that... there was a nice, secluded pond there?
"Holy shit, you never told me you had a pussy!?"
"Uhhmm... I was just scared that..."
"I'm eating you out either way, asshole."
Like you should, Ze. Even if it wasn't visible, he could still feel its presence. ReGect's cunt was sensuously wet by now, the clit swelling with intense need. The sight was drop-dead attractive which Ze involuntarily drooled. He decided he was going to satisfy his hunger, he had to. The entity, lost in a haze of lust, took the man's hand and guided it towards the attention-seeking lips. He wiped the lingering drool, took it for granted, and stuck his index finger in as a starter.
“A-Agh~! (gasps) Ze, k-keep going...!”
ReGect continuously uttered moans of ecstasy, its sanity bordering on the tips of Ze's fingers. Even worse (better), the man inserted another finger into its entrance, twirling it slightly and slowly. The entity had been on the verge of losing its mind, unconsciously pushing itself closer to Ze to heighten the pleasure. ReGect was at the end of its rope, drawing closer to the impending orgasm. In reality, they were just reaching the next stage, and hopefully the last one.
Wait what? Ze's digits eventually exited from the slit, much to ReGect's disappointment in the absence of touch, and the declination of its climax. The former then kneeled, preparing to bring forth the tongue. He swallowed at the sight of the soaking wet slit, unsure of whether he should proceed until the latter muttered slowly.
"Gulp."
"Please, p-please do it, Ze. I want you to."
Forgive me, dear heavens. That was soundly hot, Ze blushed slightly at the demand. Nonetheless, he was going to dig in. When his tongue made contact with the swollen clit, it sent an electrical shock to the entity, whose body reacted strongly against the sickening sensation. ReGect's suffering had initially excited Ze even further, which caused his tongue to then thrust further into the vagina. The entity threw itself backwards at the outright overwhelming surge of pleasure, mentally complaining how absurdly well Ze was in their first ever intercourse.
Filled with ReGect's horrific whimpers and the sound of skin against skin, the kitchen area reeked of sex - literally. After what felt like an eternity, the entity's clit spasmed, releasing a generous amount of shiny slick onto Ze's mouth and dripping down the countertop. As it was riding out of its orgasm, Ze greedily consumed most of the liquids as if he had been suffering from dehydration. ReGect was left gasping for air, doing its best to regain its composure, during which Ze hastily wiped off the remains.
"That... That was pretty insane, dude. (gasps)"
"Oh, was it? You were acting like a sore loser, you know."
"C'mon, dude! How would anyone resist... your charm?"
The entity never missed an opportunity to steer the conversation by flirting its way out of it. Unfortunately, that was not successful after Ze calmly and collectively replied:
"Right, right. Just stay there, we're not done yet."
To ReGect's surprise, Ze was not done with this mess - he left the kitchen area to fetch something. He was a bigger freak than it had imagined, let alone dealing with its own sexual tendencies. Left hanging out on the countertop, the entity rethought about how this was an effective distraction from its shady past, and this wasn't just a one-night stand. When Ze reappeared in the kitchen doorway after maybe several minutes, it had already been 7:30 P.M.
Held in the man's hand was a bottle of lube, strictly for safety during intercourse. Even this was new for ReGect, he didn't know how humans did their thing. The entity rolled its “head” on the side, questioning the object’s existence. Ze briefly told it that it would regret this if it were not used. Either way, ReGect was following Ze’s lead, no complaints. The entity shook hard when the man began to undress himself.
Off the shirt it went, ReGect took a good look at Ze's toned body, his smooth pale skin, his luminescent sweat... Goodness, it could get off to the mouthwatering sighting right here and there. Its eyes flicked further down the line when the man unzipped his baggy jeans and yanked his boxer briefs down, leaving a heap on the floor as he pushed it aside. ReGect felt his insides shaking, observing the man's stiff length which seemed to twitch slightly at the cool air. The entity came to a conclusion: it was not the only monster present in this house.
"Z-Ze, you're, you're... huge...!" ReGect, feeling on edge, stated, shaking in its boots like it was going to be impaled.
"Others apparently call this average, my man. I just looove the way you flatter me soooo badly." Ze humbly replied.
Ze opened the bottle of lube, pouring a sufficient amount of that luminescent liquid onto his hand. Firstly, he rubbed a portion of it on ReGect's tight little cunt. His fingers slid back inside its clit a second time. ReGect's body consequently spasmed, which felt even better than before, yet it lasted shorter. Nevertheless, ReGect had bigger fish to fry. After retracting his fingers, Ze lubed himself up alongside - they were eventually done with the preparations.
ReGect swallowed hard, still having butterflies at the thought of getting laid, though it was no longer a thought. Ze’s cock was lightly swaying from side to side at the slit, dragging his tip menacingly slow around the entrance. That alone made the entity see stars, softly groaning as it was simultaneously teased. It was practically begging the white-haired man to put it in, not wanting to stay on the edge for nothing.
“I beg! Just p-please- Mmmh~!”
“Sooooo needy for my dick now, aren’t you? Just don’t spasm uncontrollably like a good boy, will you?” Ze leaned in closely, his breath hot and damp against ReGect’s skin.
With a slow, steady pressure, the former pushed forward, the head of his cock entering the inner walls of the latter’s vagina. The entity gasped, its back arching as it felt the intense stretch, the burn of the intrusion. It was almost too much… but its body yielded to the pressure, allowing the man to push even further down.
“Uhhh, fuuuck~!! It’s so.. A-ahh~”
“So what, huh? Yeah, take it all like the good… monster you are.” Ze was not particularly knowledgeable about praising in general. Please let this slide.
It was not long until Ze found ReGect’s prostate, sending the poor entity to the very edge. From such a revelation, the man started doing back and forth movements, instantaneously hitting that sweet spot. Repeatedly did it let out a series of guttural moans that echoed around the kitchen, the tension accrued with every thrust of the man’s member. The entity clawed at the countertop’s surface, leaving evident marks of the desperation of holding itself back.
“Fuck… I-I’m close, agh...”
ReGect was not expected to answer, it was trembling amidst getting railed, while Ze seemingly put his foot on the gas. In response to the entity’s husky whimpers, the white-haired man pulled the former into an endearing kiss, while simultaneously maintaining the sexual force below. They were tightening their grip every second to come. Immediately turning really messy, their mouths intertwined, composing an uneasy melody within the charged atmosphere. Both of them were at the brink of climax, their surroundings unable to be perceived whatsoever.
With a final push, Ze forcefully shoved his entire dick up the latter’s pussy, reaching the uterus. ReGect’s back arched all the way back onto the wall as it endured impact. He ended contact with ReGect’s mouth, groaning thoroughly as he ejaculated down the passage. No sooner had he released his seed than he gently pulled out, partially dripping out some pearly liquids from the slit and his tip. They were, in the end, completely spent and gasping for breath as they took in the aftermath of their activities.
“I… don’t know what to say about this.”
“Neither do I… but,... That was definitely the best first time.”
ReGect got off the kitchen countertop, legs shaking from the aftermath of their intercourse. Sluggishly, he got hold of the table edge before exiting the kitchen. In respect for the temporarily disabled, Ze gave it a helping hand and carried it out of the area - bridal style. They looked back at each other, a warm smile enveloping their faces, visualizing a moment of genuine love and contentment.
However, the wholesome scene was temporary when they greeted the mortified eyes of an intimidating clown in the darkness within the home entrance.
"Honk..?"
Shit.