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Hobi & The Children
jiminie:
so what if he said that i'm gorgeous
it doesn't mean anything…
jhobi:
stop lying, minnie >_>
i can hear you giggling from across the studio
jiminie:
*gasp* how dare you accuse me of such a thing??
cutekookie:
jiminie
you were literally stalking his insta not even 10 minutes ago
minie's in looooooveeeee
jiminie:
staaaawwwwppppp leave me alone
jhobi:
KOOKIE!
you made him sad
cutekookie:
nooooo minie
go back to your stalking
jiminie:
*sniffle* it wasn't stalking…>_>
…
hobi, can you send me that selfie of yoongi you sent in the group chat??? ^_^
jhobi:
you're a lost cause…
[selfie]
jiminie:
^_^
RM + J-HOPE + SUGA
suga:
when is jimin's party?
rm:
wait you're actually gonna go???
suga:
no…
j-hope:
OMG YOONGLES
YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO THE PARTY??
suga:
i literally just said no
rm:
you're lying and you're going to the party
hobi, make him go
j-hope:
yoongles, if you don't go to the party, i will not buy you any more tangerines
NONE
FOR THE NEXT MONTH
@suga left the group
@j-hope added @suga to the group
suga:
you have the audacity to threaten my tangerines?
rm:
hobi
run…
j-hope:
nope, i'm not scared of you
you're just a little kitty
psst psst yoongles
suga:
i will kick you out of the main group chat and send all of the embarressing pictures of you for everybody to look at
try me
rm:
hobi…i don't think he's kidding
j-hope:
…
i'm kind of in the mood for some fruit
specifically, tangerines…
got to run to the store real quick
brb
suga:
run fast
i expect a knock on my door within the next hour and the only thing i should get from you is those tangerines
rm:
run hobi…
j-hope:
I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN
suga:
NOT FAST ENOUGH
Party at Jiminie's House
taetae:
we need a better group chat name
rmjoonie:
what's wrong with the name we already have?
taetae:
it's booooooring
and we aren't boring
i need a name that reflects my amazing personality and how lucky you guys are to have me
cutekookie:
baby, i love you but there are 5 other people in this group chat
taetae:
i love you too, kookie
and those 5 other people have been graced with my presence
SO
new group chat name! any ideas??
jhobi:
mmmm give me a second to think
cutekookie:
WAIT
I HAVE A NAME
@cutekookie changed this group's name to PARTY PARTY YEAAA
cutekookie:
there, done
taetae:
umm where did you get that from?
jhobi:
i kinda like it. it's cute!
cutekookie:
it's for jiminie's birthday party
duh >_>
nightyoongi:
why is it that you people only want to text in the middle of the night?
don't you have more important things to do?
like, i don't know, SLEEP?
cutekookie:
nah
sleeping is for the weak
and for the old
are you old, yoongles?
nightyoongi:
yah, you brat.
i have known you for 24 hours and you are already talking back?
hobi, control the child
cutekookie:
i cannot be controlled
taetae:
i can agree to that ;)
nightyoongi:
uh flirting
go somewhere else with that and let us sane people sleep
jiminie:
oooohhhh i love the new group chat name!
oh, yoongi, are you leaving?
nightyoongi:
no
who said i was leaving?
how are you, jimin?
cutekookie:
he's whipped
jhobi:
agreed
taetae:
he's in love
rmjoonie:
so in love…
nightyoongi:
i will steal all your phones, post all of your annoying selfies, and then hide them from you forever
jhobi:
that's unoriginal
you already threatened me with that
nightyoongi:
well, how about this?
say one more word and i will pursonally put bleach in every hair product in each of your bathrooms so that every party of you will be bleached blonde
jhobi:
don't threaten me with a good time ;)
you know i look fabulous with blonde hair…
rmjoonie:
my hair is already blonde
cutekookie:
haha you said party instead of part
PARTY PARTY YEAAA
nightyoongi:
you are all dead to me
jiminie:
me too??
what did i do?
taetae:
awwww no jiminie, he doesn't mean us
only the other annoying children
nightyoongi:
taehyung, you're included
not jimin tho
jimini:
awwwww yay! ^_^
RM + J-HOPE + SUGA
suga:
how is he so cute?
j-hope:
cough WHIPPED cough
rm:
i bet you're giggling right now
suga:
shut up
i hate you guys
j-hope:
act NORMAL or he will figure out how hard you are crushing on him
suga:
who said anything about a crush?
j-hope:
how are you older than me but have the emotional copacity of a rock child??
PARTY PARTY YEAAA
rmjoonie:
guys! i totally forgot. i have a friend i want to invite to the party and add to the group chat
@jiminie, is that okay?
jiminie:
sure!
you guys can invite whoever you want
rmjoonie:
great!
i'll add him to the group chat
@rmjoonie added @kimjinnie to the group
rmjoonie:
guys, this is my friend, Seokjin!
jinnie, this is the group
everybody introduce yourselves
jiminie:
hi seokjin!
i'm jimin or jiminie, whatever you would like to call me
i made the group chat for my birthday party i am throwing next friday
you are more than welcome to join us ^_^
kimjinnie:
awwww thank you for inviting me!
you can call me jin or jinnie
and i would love to come to your party
cutekookie:
hey i'm jungkook
taetae:
i'm taehyung but you can call me tae or taetae
i'm kookie's boyfriend ^_^
jhobi:
i'm hoseok or hobi. my friends call me hobi!
nice to meet you!
rmjoonie:
@nightyoongi is the only one that hasn't introduced himself
he's being a brat right now though so he will introduce himself later
nightyoongi:
yah, who are you calling a brat?
at least i don't trip over my own feet going down the stairs
rmjoonie:
how did you even know about that??
i was alone >_>
nightyoongi:
i have my ways…
anyways, i'm yoongi
kimjinnie:
i already like you guys
i'm adopting yall
it's non-negotiable
jhobi:
*gasp* i'm adopted??
yoongi, how can you not tell me??
nightyoongi:
since when was i your father?
jhobi:
umm since you literally found me on the side of the road and took me home with you??
taetae:
really??
jhobi:
yep! he found me slumped on the street outside of a bar
drunk off my ass
and just took me home with him
nightyoongi:
yea, and he hasn't left since
now he's a pain in my ass
jhobi:
awww you love me ^_^
nightyoongi:
sure, that's what we will call it
kimjinnie:
yall are weird and i am loving it
rmjoonie:
told you, jinnie
kimjinnie:
that you did, joonie
now, how does everybody know each other?
i'm dying to know based on how you guys talk to each other
jiminie:
well, i made the group chat for my birthday and i added jungkook and hobi because we have dance classes together
then hobi added namjoon and yoongi
wait, hobi, how do you know namjoon and yoongi
jhobi:
well, yoongi found me that night at the bar
but we all like to rap in an underground group and produce music together
joonie was in the group with yoongi and already producing music together
then i joined
jiminie:
oooohhhh that's so cool!
you will have to let us listen to some of the music you have made
jhobi:
sure!
i can play some at the party
jiminie:
sounds like a plan!
cutekookie:
well, after hobi added namjoon and yoongi…
i added taehyung, my boyfriend, and that was only like a day ago
kimjinnie:
really?
only a day?
you guys get along so well!
everybody is so friendly
jhobi:
oh, that's because jimin and yoongi are crushing on each other
and the youngest two are dating
jiminie:
CRUSHING?
i don't have a crush on yoongi…
nightyoongi:
i don't have a crush on jimin
Seokjin + Namjoon
seokjin:
are they in denial?
namjoon:
yes
extreme denial
seokjin:
very…
namjoon:
what is going on in that head of yours?
i can see a plan forming through the screen…
seokjin:
joonie, just wait and see ;)