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Life with your ghost husband, Mr. Crawling, was something that you nor other people would have guessed your future would be like. All you knew is that you wanted a male housewife. And you got one! Kind of...
After the events that took place in the homicipher world, all you wanted was to have a nice, comfy, loving, and domestic time with your new boyfriend (at the time). There were many problems with this dream of yours, however.
For starters, he doesn't even know how to communicate in your languge, barely even understanding simple phases other than "yes", "no", "love", and "you/me". Plus he was freakishly tall with greasy long hair that dragged on the floor, was suspicially gray and cold, had dried blood over his eyes, and crawled everywhere like a dog! Before you could even have a male housewife, you had to teach him basic human things that modern people do.
Not that you minded, of course. Or- you didn't think you would at first.
"Mr. Crawling- please, you're eating like an animal! No one is gonna eat that raw steak!"
"...My eyes must be decieving me. No way in hell did you just poop on the floor so casually- HEY WASH THOSE FILTHY ASS HANDS!!!"
"No kisses. Your breath smells worse then a decaying body that was left on top of manure."
And that was only the tip of the iceberg.
The nicest way to put your current living situation was that Mr. Crawling was a cross of having to take care of a newborn baby, and a puppy during their teething phase.
You were tired, stressed, and broke because you weren't able to work due to your chronic fear of what Mr. Crawling might accidentally do. But despite your declining health and finances, that didn't stop your landlord from collecting your rent, which was in a month.
Meaning that you had four weeks to get your man into shape and hopefully turn him into a proper modern citizen, with hopes that in the near future, you can train him to be a male househusband! After all, you wanted Mr. Crawling to at least be decent in modern society so that your dream would eventually come true.
Your plan was simple:
- Teach him the foundations and importance to self-hygine.
- Teach him basic manners.
- Teach him your language (basics, readng/writing, then conversational)
That was it (at least for a month), and you had full faith that your boyfriend would be able to accomplish everything before your deadline!