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OttawaCentaurs Okay guys! Now that our last social media series is finished, what do you want to see from us this season?? <3
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JustAGirl I almost failed my last bio test can you guys help me??
→ LMAOO yes i need to see wyatt hayes teaching us about osmosis
→ HELP THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
→ PLS LORD HARRIS GOD OF THE NHL SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGERS IF YOU ARE LISTENING MAKE THIS HAPPEN
→ genuinely if they do this they will automatically be my favorite team
→ they already are my favorite team lmaoo I’m not here for the hockey I’m here for the content
→ @OttawaCentaurs please help this poor person pass their test!
“Ooh you guys should do different question of the days! I would love to see you ask Haysey comic book questions lol”
“Ragebait rozanov with questions only about hollander lmao”
“Tell troy to give us his hair care routine”
BostonBears#1Fan “personally i would like to see your guys score some goals instead of this shit”
→ “says the boston fan, the only good part about that team was rozanov, and now that he’s gone, boston is on a losing streak”
→ “guess who else is on a losing streak and has been for years? Rozanov is out of his mind for signing with them he is single handedly ruining his career"
→ “rozanov is who made boston win to begin with, he’s gonna turn ottawa around too”
Video 1 comments:
“HELP not everyone being equally unsuspecting”
“Lmaoo poor Luca is starting to question is english abilities 😭”
“HELP NOT BOOD LOOKING LIKE HE’S GONNA START DOING A KICKLINE WHEN HARRIS TELLS THEM TO LINE UP”
→LMAOO I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE
→ omg now i can’t stop imagining them doing a kickline in full hockey gear on the ice 😭
“Stoppp the way troy looks at harris! I love them”
“Nooo poor luca”
“Where is rozanov???”
→ right like i want to see his reaction 😭😭
“Someone go apologize to luca right now he’s so confused”
Video 2 comments:
“Awww not bood being a starch because starches are potatoes and he likes to cook!!”
“HOW DOES ROZANOV NOT KNOW THE KRATT BROTHERS”
“Not the shoutout to Hayes’s wife lol”
“Help the way troy started blushing so hard when harris called him sweet”
→ no but like same
→ yesss it was so cute
→ i need to find someone that will look at me the way they do
“Lol not the kratt brother revelation”
“These videos are so funny”
“I really hope these are actually helping that girl study 😭”
“Harris is so Martin!!”
Video 3 comments:
“LMAOO EVERYONE STARING AT ROZ WHEN HE ASKED TO PLAY THE MITOCHONDRIA”
“The way most of them still don’t know what this series is about”
“Help the way harris doesn’t know what he’s talking about either 😭 #CANCELBIOLOGY”
“No way this is actually teaching me stuff about biology lol i’m not even in school!”
“Do you guys think rozanov wants to be the mitochondria? I can’t tell lol 😂”
Video 6 comments:
“CHIRON!”
“Love rozanov’s obsession with the dog lmao”
“‘What part of biology can chiron be?’ SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A DOG”
“Did rozanov just admit he doesn’t drag this team out every night like he did in boston????”
→ I THOUGHT NO ONE ELSE NOTICED OMG
→ wait what does this mean 😭
→ that people are too obsessed with people’s personal lives
“Please i’m begging you on my hands and knees give us more haas content”
→ no literallyyy like where has he been
Video 7 comments:
“The way they’re all learning this with us lol”
→ i really hope this pays off for that girl
“Lmao not harris needing to unlock a new character”
“LMAOOO harris’s little ‘biology!’ when the photographer girl asks what he’s talking about 😭😭”
“I lowkey don’t want this end lol it’s too funny”
→ right like the concept lmaoo
Video 8 comments:
“THE MITOCHONDRAAAA”
“This is the only reason rozanov participated loll”
“The way rozanov (best player in the league) just stared into my soul saying hollander was the best was so scary”
→ hollander is probably behind the camera holding a knife or something
→ lmaoo ROZANOV BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED SAVING FROM HOLLANDER
→ TheRealIlyaRozanov81👁️👁️ (this is blinking, there is no blinking emoji, but this is it)
→ OMFG NO WAY ILYA ROZANOV JUST REPLIED TO ME
→ @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer FREE HIM
→ #freerozy
Random shane post:
ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Idk why people think I’m holding rozanov hostage??? But for the record, i am not
Comments:
"lmaooo"
"that's exactly what someone holding a fellow hockey player hostage would say" "#freerozy"
"#freerozy"
"#freerozy"
"#freerozy"
TheRealIlyaRozanov81 "#freeme"