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Odis turns to camera and says “ Today me and Porter are making some Polities pancakes”
“WHAT THE HELL MAN WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!?!” Porter yells at this fiancé. “Because it’s funny “ Odis says with a laugh “Can we just make the pancakes already?” Porter huffs
“Yeah yeah I’m getting to it” Odis says as he reads the instructions on the box “Okay so can you get me the measuring cup, a table spoon, one egg and the vegetable oil” The older asks setting the box back down “As long as we use milk and not water they never come out right when we use water” porter responds grabbing everything the Odis asked for. “Oh like you actually cook, quit lying ” Odis says poking fun at the younger “Slander!” they younger yells in faux offense “last time you cooked you burnt the water”. “I can even be mad at you for that because I know what your referencing”
*time skip because I’m lazy*
“Well four tries and half of my sanity later he have made two semi edible pancakes” Odis says with a laugh. In the background Porter is cleaning up the mess of eggs and batter. “Now who did we make these for?”
“Oh Taylor and Minerva are the taste testers”
Host responds casually. “IM NOT EATING THOSE I DON’T WANT SALMONELLA!” a voice says from behind the screen “I second that” a more calm and mature voice followed shortly
-harsh cut to outro-