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2026-04-16
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dance, dance!

Chapter 2: 4 gam3bo1!

Summary:

soonyoung's got game. he swears he does.

Chapter Text

←JIHOONIEWOONIE!

11:23 AM

not to flex but i just did the most romantic thing of all time

bruno mars trophy wife
was it perhaps just approaching wonwoo like a normal person?

11:29 AM

idiot i already told you that wouldnt work

11:31 AM

i crafted a playlist of ddr songs we’ve beaten each other in and i printed the barcode n left it on his desk. with a lil note that says ‘4 my gam3bo1’ –hoshi ★ it’s romantic. it shows our history. its perfect.

bruno mars trophy wife
yes im the idiot. hes going to think some dance dance revolution psychopath is stalking him, dumbass.

11:33 AM

no hes gonna see i have a pure and romantic heart

11:37 AM

since SOMEONE refused to arrange a song for me to perform 4 him live

bruno mars trophy wife
that someone seems like a smart guy. he’d probably run for the fucking hills.

just ask him on a date. to be honest he doesnt seem like the type of guy that has a whole ton of romantic prospects.

11:39 AM

11:39 AM

what makes u say that hes sexy

bruno mars trophy wife
i watched him play overwatch for an entire 3 hour lecture yesterday. he didn’t win a single game.

11:42 AM

11:45 AM

youre literally just a hater and youre mad that u dont have a love life and i do.

bruno mars trophy wife
genuinely, soonyoung, i would rather die than have a love life like yours.

11:46 AM

11:49 AM

whatever you hating bitch. hes gonna be swept off his feet when he sees this playlist and hes gonna dedicate his life to figuring out who his secret ddr admirer is. and then we’re gonna live happily ever after with four cats.

bruno mars trophy wife
yk i studied something like this in psych class.

11:52 AM

11:55 AM

suffering from success or…?

bruno mars trophy wife
delusions of grandeur.

11:57 AM

11:59 AM

man fuck u

←wonwoo’s alphas

12:34

HOSHI HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN THINGS TOO FUCKING FAR

mingoo
sigh…



12:37 PM

kidney function
did he beat u again

12:38 PM

12:38 PM

NO. WORSE.

kidney function
👎

12:38 PM

Real S.Coups
what did he do

12:40 PM

12:42 PM

HE LEFT A NOTE ON MY DESK. THAT SAYS TO MY G4M3BO1. AND A BARCODE TO A SPOTIFY PLAYLIST THATS ALL THE FUCKING DDR SONGS HES BEATEN ME AT.

dj haohao
lmfao

sorry sorry. not funny.

12:45 PM

cheollie’s keeper
well dont be shy show us the playlist

12:46 PM

12:48 PM

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6inPVD3xRzt78c6gfTEWmq?si=B4DpHOXCRf2KuZWGiBl9uA

←wonwoo’s alphas

joshuji
whoranghae? 😭

12:49 PM

kwannie
i cant evn begin to imagine what that means????

12:52 PM

kidney function
good selection of songs

i like bruno mars

12:55 PM

12:59 PM

ITS A TERRIBLE SELECTION OF SONGS

kidney function
my fault

1:00 PM

junnie !! (≧◡≦)
awww… so sweet! it means hes thinking about u~~

1:02 PM

Real S.Coups
whoranghae huh

1:04 PM

cheollie’s keeper
CURIOUS……. CURIOUS INDEED

1:05 PM

1:06 PM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CURIOUS??

Real S.Coups
don’t worry about it

1:06 PM

cheollie’s keeper
what he said~

1:07 PM

channiehae
he used a tilde ur cooked

1:09 PM

it’s so over



1:10

←SOONYOUNGIE SUPPORT

1:13 PM

soonyoungie~

A REAL TIGER
:0 !!!! it’s jeonghannie!

1:15 PM

Real S.Coups
hi soonyoung

1:16 PM

A REAL TIGER
IS THIS SOME KIND OF INTERVENTION…



1:18 PM

1:20 PM

why are you torturing our poor wonugie through dance dance revolution??

A REAL TIGER
OH THAT

IM NOT TORTURING HIM IM COURTING HIM

1:22 PM

Real S.Coups
...courting…him…?

1:23 PM

A REAL TIGER
YEPPERS HES GONNA FALL FOR MY CHARMS

cuz he loves games so im meeting him where hes at

1:24 PM

1:25 PM

right. ok!

cheollie’s keeper changed the group name

HOSHINGIE SUPPORT

1:27 PM

we’ll let it play out

Real S.Coups
we will?

1:29 PM

1:30 PM

it’ll be funny!

Real S.Coups
okay!🥰

1:29 PM

A REAL TIGER
YESSSS YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST

1:30 PM

←97s + mingoo’s fuck ass roommate

3:43 PM

im planning my revenge.

SALUUUUTE
revenge for what??

and why not main gc?

4:13 PM

revenge on that hoshi fucker for hanging his victories over my head.

3:53 PM

and i cant plot in the main gc because some of those sentimental fucks r gonna be like… nooo wonu…. Be the bigger man… take the high road. IM TIRED OF THE HIGH ROAD.

mingoo
im worried abt u man

3:55 PM

dj haohao
he finally snapped

i knew the day was coming… just didnt think it would be so soon 💔

3:58 PM

SALUUUUTE
ur not gonna do anything violent right hyung…

4:01 PM

4:03 PM

hes gonna wish i did something violent when im done with him

mingoo
u gotta work on making your threats less sexy

4:03 PM

SALUUUUTE
😱

violence isnt sexy mingoo

4:05 PM

dj haohao
maybe this hoshi person is a masochist and thats why theyre baiting hyung to violence

4:07 PM

mingoo
if thats the case hoshi might b a genius man

ragebaiting ur way into a gay loser’s pants… crazy. he could probably also just be like hey wanna fuck and wonwoo would be like yea ofc.

4:08 PM

4:10 PM

do you honestly think im that easy?

dj haohao
absolutely

4:11 PM

mingoo
yea dude

4:12 PM

SALUUUUTE
yes!

sorry…?

4:13 PM

dj haohao
why would you even ask that lmfao

4:15 PM

4:17 PM

you know what youre right i should have known better.

SALUUUUTE
i feel like youre focusing on the wrong thing!

instead of worrying about this hoshi person you should focus on the cute guy RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES who keeps talking to you!

4:20

dj haohao
maybe if you focus on soonyoung and get some play youll stop caring about this hoshi thing.

4:23 PM

mingoo
this is tru. ask him on a date and then youll be so zen and chill.

4:25 PM

4:26 PM

I CANT JUST TAKE THIS LYING DOWN. YOUVE ALL BEEN NO HELP AT ALL.

dj haohao
hes lost it completely guys theres nothing we can do.

4:23 PM

←JIHOONIEWOONIE!

7:32 PM

IM SUCH A FUCKING WINNER YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A WINNER LIKE ME

bruno mars trophy wife
every time i think i have some fucking peace youre in my phone with some bullshit

lets hear it

7:45 PM

7:46 PM

WONWOO WANTS TO FUCK ME

bruno mars trophy wife
right and what makes you say that

7:49 PM

7:50 PM

HE LEFT A PLAYLIST BARCODE WITH A NOTE ON THE DESK. THE PLAYLIST SAYS 4 HOSHI. IM IN IM FUCKING IN.

bruno mars trophy wife
oh shit?

show me the playlist

7:51

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0ef8skODNNY7OuLU3cEqXN?si=DXFiLY9ORf2pjYkv17hrdA

7:52 PM

SEE? HE WANTS TO FUCK ME AND HES SAYING IT THRU THE PLAYLIST

←JIHOONIEWOONIE!

bruno mars trophy wife
riiiighttt…



1:18 PM

7:55 PM

HE WANTS ME SO FCUKING BAD MAN OMFGGG

←wonwoo’s alphas

7:58 PM

revenge is a dish best served cold 😈

kidney function
bro is experiencing a villain origin story right in front of our eyes

8:01 PM

8:03 PM

i can feel hoshi seething right now… i can feel it in my blood

kwannie
im worried about your blood pressure… ><

8:06 PM

END CHAPTER.

Notes:

@junojune14 on twt lets be bffs!