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the detective society is WAY better then the junior pinkertons
10:53 am
George: I just read that insult Daisy made about The Junior pinkertons, i’m up
Amoona: WHAT SCREENSHOTS!!!!
Alex: amina are u ok?
Amoona: NO
Amoona: LOOK OVER THE TEXTS BETWEEN DAISY AND HAZEL
Hazel: what have I just walked into?
Amoona: HAZWL WHAT ARE THE SCREENSHOTS??!
Hazel: Amina, please calm down.
Amoona: I AM CALM
Amoona: TELL ME NOW!!
Hazel: I don’t like your tone right now.
Amoona: Sorry Hazel, I’m so sorry you are brilliant and kind, I am sorry for how I spoke to you, Please forgive me.
Hazel: ❤️
Daisy: Whoa, even Amina is afraid of Hazel’s wreath.
George: Wreath? Is amina scared of Christmas decorations now?
Daisy: A wreath is an assortment of flowers, leaves, fruits, twigs, or various materials that is constructed to form a ring shape. It is a decoration but it doesn’t have to be JUST for Christmas.
Hazel: You got that off Wikipedia didn’t you?
Daisy:…
Daisy: that doesn't matter. I won.
Amoona: DAISY!!!
Daisy: idk why, but I fear for my life
Hazel: Amina, what did we just talk about?
Amoona: Sorry Hazel.
Daisy: HA your scared of HAZEL!!!!!!!!!
Amoona: Yes, I am.
Daisy: Wait, what?!!!!
Alex: Me too
George: Same.
Daisy: WHY
Daisy: ITS LIKE BEING SCARED OF A KITTEN
George: Exactly.
Alex: You know if you’ve made Hazel mad you’ve crossed a line at some point.
Alex: Also, she’s TERRIFYING when she’s mad.
Hazel: Alexander!!!
George: that’s true as well.
Hazel: GEORGE
Daisy: that’s not true.
Daisy: SURE MAYBE THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES WHEN SHE IS MAD AT ME
Daisy: AND IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A HORIRIBLE PERSON BUT
Daisy: I’m scared of Hazel aren’t I.
Alex: Welcome to the club.
Hazel: -_-
Amoona: YES YES HAZEL IS T E R R I F Y I N G BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SCREENSHOTS!!!
Daisy: THERE ARE NO SCREENSHOTS
Daisy: SCREENSHOTS DONT EXIST YOU ARE HALLUCINATING
Daisy: DO HUMANS EVEN EXIST?!!!!!
Hazel: …
Alex: that was… interesting
Daisy: SHUT UP ALEXANDER NO ONE LIKES YOU
Hazel: You know what Amina. Maybe I will tell you about the screenshots.
Amoona: YOU WILL!!! THANK YOU
Daisy: YOU WILL!!! YOU TRAITOR
Hazel: I’ll text you privately Amina.
Amoona: OK
Daisy: HAZEL WHUY
Life without Daisy would be so peaceful…
11:09
Hazel: I’m not actually going to tell you.
Hazel: I’m just annoyed at her for being mean to Alexander.
Amoona: oh
Amoona: ok.
Hazel: Sorry.
Amoona: Its ok, I wouldn’t want you to “Betray Daisy”
Hazel: Yeah, she is pretty dramatic
Amoona: Yeah…
Hazel: oh?!
Amoona: what?
Hazel: I mean I guessed…but..
Amoona: WHAT
Hazel: You like Daisy.
Amoona: NO I DONT
Amoona: I BARELY EVER THINK ABOUT HER AT ALL
Amoona: I THINK SHES DUMB.
Hazel: Ok I guess I was wrong.
Amoona: thank you!
Hazel: YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH HER
Hazel has changed Amoona’s name to: in love with Daisy
in love with Daisy: HAZEL
in love with Daisy has changed their name to: DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy
DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy: YOU CANT EVEN TALK
DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy has changed Hazel’s name to: in love with Alex
in love with Alex: adwfgesreefgrserefgredsdf
in love with Alex has changed their name to: I AM NOT in love with Alexander
DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy: YOU EVEN CHANGED HIS NAME TO THE CORRECT SPELLING
I AM NOT in love with Alexander: THIS IS CLASSIC DEFLECTING!!!!
DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy: SO WHAT IF IT IS.
I AM NOT in love with Alexander: Lets calm down and start acting like calm and rational adults.
I AM NOT in love with Alexander: I mean teenagers.
DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy: your right hazel.
DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy: Anyway, Im actually in love you.
I AM NOT in love with Alexander: -_-
DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy: WILL YOU MARRY MEE
I AM NOT in love with Alexander: ….
DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy: YOU LOVE ANOTHER DONT YOU!!!
DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy: I SHALL ENACT MY VENGENCE
DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy has changed the group name to: I will kill Alex so we can be together.
I AM NOT in love with Alexander has changed the group name to: I will kill Alexander so we can be together.
DEFINITELY NOT in love with Daisy: THAT WAS YOUR PROBLEM WITH THE GROUPP NAME!!!
EVERYONE IS QUEER (except Alex)
11:30
HOT LESBIAN GENUS: WHere is HAZEL
HOT LESBIAN GENUS: GOD HATH FORSAKEN ME!
SMUG PANSEXUAL: Daisy, your an atheist.
HOT LESBIAN GENUS: JUST LET ME MONOLAUGE
HOT LESBIAN GENUS: LIFE IS A RUIN
HOT LESBIAN GENUS: NO ONE WILL RESCUE ME FROM MY OWN TEEERS
Token straight: Daisy maybe calm down?
HOT LESBIAN GENUS: NEVWER
BRILLIANT BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL: Daisy Chill.
HOT LESBIAN GENUS: OH LOOK
HOT LESBIAN GENUS: ITS JUDAS
HOT LESBIAN GENUS: NO SCRATCH THJAT
HOT LESBIAN GENUS: ITS THE DEVIL
Token straight: this conversation has taken an odd turn…
SMUG PANSEXUAL: Alex, if you value you’re life, stay out of this
BRILLIANT BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL: you and Amina are perfect for each other.
HOT LESBIAN GENUS: WHAYT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
The Third Wheel-ers
11: 24
Kit-Kat: WHY IS DAISY RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLWAYS LIKE A PHYCOPATH?!!!!
Tennis MENACE: lol
Beanpole: Her face is scaring me
Kit-Kat: SHE’S NOW YELLING I’M GOING TO FIGHT HAZEL
Tennis MENACE: lol