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Part 1 of Pinkin's TFC Anons, Part 1 of Pinkin's Anon Collective
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2026-04-16
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What the do you MEAN monster reproduction ???

Chapter 2: Oh god what is this

Notes:

is this chapter incredibly short? yes

do i particularly care? nah

this chapter was going to be written more but i kinda didnt know what to add, and halfway through trying to think of something i got dragged back into an old fandom against my will (nobody i know is into this other fandom, it is entirely my own doing lmao)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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  Alexei stands in front of his parents, shifting awkwardly as they all stare at him.

 

  He had suggested that they all take turns meeting the kids individually, but he forgot that meant he’d likely go first.

 

  Maine leans forward in their seat, looking nervous and excited at the same time. “So..! Who are your specific parents…?”

 

  Alexei doesn’t know how to break the news that he doesn't know. They never told him. Never told any of them, and they’ve all just made educated guesses based on obvious trait resemblances. Something about ‘keeping them a united front’. Alexei doesn’t think Corine ever got that memo, but it’s cool.

 

  “You guys don’t tell us,” He eventually mutters, squinting at the different ways their expressions change, “We think I’m probably Bil’s kid, definitely Maine’s. Corine is oh-so-positive I’ve got a third parent, but none of us know why they think that.”

 

  The Doc nods where he’s standing, hand on where his chin probably sits beneath his mask. Considering he’s the only one of the circus to have confirmed verbally none of them are his blood, Alexei is almost inclined to only trust him during the endeavor. He knows the rest of their parents all have little popularity contests with him and his siblings, the Doctor was the only one to never really try.

 

  Not that he needed to, considering he’d drawn Alexei’s attention since he was a little kid. Of all of their parents, he’s always seemed content with just one kid thinking he’s cool, even as Alexei grew older and moodier.

 

  “Who does Corine think is your third parent?” Bil asks, though with the way he’s sitting relaxed and cocky Alexei thinks he might have a guess.


  “They’re between Jester and Harlequin,” He grumbles, “Jester’s closest to you, but I’ve got black hair like Harles, and I kept trying to point out that you have black hair too and it’s just- They’re an annoying sibling, if it isn’t obvious.”

Notes:

uhhhh lmk if i should do more chapters, an intro one for each kid

idk if ill keep writing this specific one after that or not, might take requests for the time-travel timeline and the canon

Notes:

some of the kids (specifically four of them) are based on character from other games

two are from one game, and this is me trying to give new life to what would now be considered abandoned content that I once absolutely loved

the other two are from a different set of game completely unrelated to the first two, and ive given them a dedication to their universe's by making them full monsters compared to their original canon

if you like this leave a comment and a kudos! its mostly just for fun but i wanted others to enjoy the brain worm ive had that iS GIVING THEM CHILDREN

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