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1. Venus isn't as angry as in the canon show; he's just constantly irritated, and more so when around Mercury
2. Earth is ✨AroAce✨
3.Oh and Mars isn’t usually that aggressive, he’s just REALLY cranky if he doesn’t get enough sleep
4. Mercury firmly believes that any sort of food tastes better if it has been stolen from Earth or Venus. Or Sol, he also counts.
5. Yes, Sun is called Sol here
6. YES, I am a huge Vars shipper
7. VENUS IS A DEVIL ON A BOW; BRO IS AN ARCHERY GENIUS
8. Mercury is unfairly good at stealing
9. Venus is Hispanic, Mars is Irish, Earth is just a hyperpolyglot (as in he knows WAY too many languages for his own good) and Mercury… idk man he’s American (WTF IS A KILOMETRE!!!1!1! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸)