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Cold
Watch out, partner, or I’ll flash freeze ya.
I don't need my gun to give foes hypothermia!
Rising out of the ashes Lewis burned me down to,
leaving our city’s speedster black and blue!!
Diamonds are candy from a baby.
Even Time Bastards can’t defend against me!!!
Heatwave
Break out some aloe to soothe this burn.
I let you go first, but now it’s my turn!
You have charming smirks and class,
but if it weren’t for me, you’d have a shiv up your ass!
You’re the boss of anywhere you stroll in, yet when the comments roll in, I’ll win by majority vote!
Folks only watched LoT for you and me, then the writers ruined it with a Pinocchio quote!!!
You okay, Mick?
No....
I miss you!
....I miss you, too!!
Stein
Pardon me for interrupting you two fine gentlemen,
but the captain says we have trouble down in feudal Japan.
Fuck you!!!
....C’mon, partner,
let’s go annoy Flash.
....Okay. Sounds great.
You ain’t gonna leave again, are you?
Nah. I’m here to stay this time.
Go on and pick an I live AU.
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