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The Legion of Doom was innocently brainwashing Captain Cold—as ya do—when a mischievous melody began. They paused their ministrations and whipped around to discover three intruders: a speedster with Blue Lightning wearing a teal suit reminiscent of Zoom, a violinist in cat ears and an emerald green bandana around her wrist, and a ginger wearing a trench coat with music note buttons. The speedster waved at them as if it was perfectly normal for them to visit, “Servus! Vie geht’s? We’re here for Lenny, please!”
“Thanks for saving him from the Oculus, but we’re gonna bring him home now,” said the violinist.
The Legion blinked before busting out their weapons, yet their hands and feet soon locked in place. The ginger shrugged with amused disappointment before grinning at the Legion, “We tried to come and go peacefully, but I guess we’ll play it your way.”
Merlyn gripped his bow tighter, “Then it sounds to me like it's time to rumble!”
Darhk: Indeed, for soon, it’s you three who will take the tumble...
Thawne: Darhk, did you just sing that?
Darhk: Of course I did not! Wait, yes I did!
I'm sounding shrill against my will, and cannot stop this singing!
Thawne: And in my ears, I swear I hear a quite distinctive ringing!
Merlyn: This silly game is very lame; just wait, and soon you’ll pay!
Thawne: This unknown force, this guest’s the source that has us in its sway.
Darhk: You are doing this to us. And on this, we must concur;
Legion: You’re dastardly, despicable, disturbingly inexplicable...
Merlyn: And imminently kickable!
Legion: This dirty, rotten rat is...
Music Meister: The Music Meister!
Put down your arms, my friends: your arrows, guns, and swords,
Your resistance to my charm now ends, when I belt these power chords!
Bandits or scoundrels, it doesn't really matter.
You are imprisoned by my hypnotic patter!
As I regale you with my story, you'll know you have no choice,
But to do my righteous bidding when you hear this booming voice!
Ohhhhh, I'm the Music Meister!
Legion & Music Meister’s minions: He's the Music Meister!
Music Meister: And everyone just fawns!
Legion & Music Meister’s minions: He's the Music Meister!
Legion: And we are all his pawns!
Music Meister: Destined to fight cruelty as the maestro of morality!
Yes, I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!
“You see, I too have plans for Captain Cold,” the ginger singer admitted while prowling around the dungeon, wagging his finger at his stubborn captives. “And now that I've established who's in charge... set him free!”
The Legion horrifically laid down their weapons and did as he demanded. They’d already force fed him concoctions in preparation of this session, so Len had been hallucinating all day; however, this was the first hallucination which contained somebody who called him Lenny, so Len tentatively went along with it.
Music Meister: Bullies used to pick on me because I sang in choir,
But something rather strange occurred when I kept singing higher!
The ruffians around me quickly fell into a trance,
And it was then with guiltless glee I made those puppets dance!
I'm the Music Meister!
Len & Legion & Music Meister’s minions: He's the Music Meister!
Music Meister: And everyone just fawns!
Len & Legion & Music Meister’s minions: He's the Music Meister!
Legion: And we are all his pawns!
Music Meister: I'm the Music Meister! Right became my path!
Len: He's the Music Meister, and we must beware his wrath!
“Your voice can hit a pitch which hypnotizes anyone who hears it! Your concerto of justice is over!” Thawne declared. He tried phasing his eardrums to absorb the pitch at a harmless frequency, but the other speedster locked him anti-phasing cuffs before Thawne could register the sensation. Whoever this stranger was, he was faster than the speed of thought. If the Legion could sweep him under its sway—Thawne’s schemes were interrupted by the ginger’s chuckles booming throughout the dungeon as he, his minions, and Len departed.
Music Meister: I'm the Music Meister! I cannot help but boast!
Len & Legion & Music Meister’s minions: He's the Music Meister!
Legion: Under his spell we're toast!
Music Meister: I'm the Music Meister! I've won the day, now I must fly!
I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!