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Flash
You’re a bimbo combo of Batman & Robin Hood
who can’t keep crime out of his neighborhood.
You got bows; I got heart.
You’re a mayor with a not-so-secret lair.
People snore through your show and say it’s fine.
You keep changing your name cuz it’ll never be mine!
Arrow
Your folks died, boo-hoo!
I lost both my parents & my best friend too!
You’re the fastest man alive cuz all the faster men are dead.
It ain’t a season of your show
without you getting shown
up by another speedster;
first yo mentor, then Zoom, & now Savitar: the last Flashbenderrrrr!!!