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"Hello, Wemmbu." Parrot said with confidence, as if he knew already.
They were in a semi-sphere, or whatever you call it.
It was large, with the void right underneath the floating platforms.
"I'm not Wemmbu, wemmbu's dead." The invisible knight countered, voice surprisingly steady even after the adrenaline from the battle with Theo.
As much as it pains him to admit it, his resources were basically close to zero.
This sucks.
The parrot replied back after the moment of silence that just passed
"Well..—"
The knight threw a wind charge, missing the parrot by pixels as the wind charge flew past the bird and slamming itself to the powdered snow.
Which in order, made a chain of reactions, the powdered snow falling down, which made the lava fall down, to the heat of the lave igniting the TNT placed right behind it, making a loud boom which echoed through the dome, lava dripping down from the ceiling, luckily a platform was above them to protect them.
Unfortunately The knight's actions weren't left unnoticed, the tnt exploded, which killed precisely, two dogs.
"Wolf was slain by Wemmbu"
"Wemmbu.." The parrot continued, about to say something but wemm— the knight cut him off with a tch.
"Tch, I'm not Wemmbu. Wemmbu is dead!" The knight tried to argue. He didn't see the death message that appeared.
"Bro, your wind charge killed two dogs. It revealed your username in the death message" The parrot said dead panned expression
"Oh. Uh— well—" Wemmbu stuttered, this was bad. He first had mid armor, only having diamond, next his resources were gone, but whatever, its only parrot. He's not that strong anyways.
"Oh? The "Dead" Wemmbu is stuttering? Well I brought a little friend of mine." The avian smiled slightly as FlameFrags, who was Wemmbu's greatest enemy on the server, appeared behind the demon who was now tense.
"Oh my dayyysss. This sucks" Wemmbu whined as he used an ender pearl to teleport to the bigger platform infront of him.
"Hey Wemmbu, I like, knew you weren't dead, bro" Flame bragged to the now upset demon,
"Oh shut up—" wemmbu growled, his tail swishing with restrained rage
"Drink this" The parrot gave a milk bucket to the still invisible Wemmbu.
Wemmbu picked up the milk and drank it, shoving it to the ground
"There. Happy?" Wemmbu snarled as he eyed the two like they were disgusting (they basically were in wemmbu's eyes. He just wanted to live on the server like a normal player.)
"Well, yes." Parrot responded quickly before facing Flame
"So.. The part of the deal?" The bird asked the netherling, wanting his part of the deal, which was the coordinates to the mafia stash,
"Deal?!" Wemmbu exclaimed, clearly agitated and enraged.
Parrot however, just ignored the demon hybrids distracting noises, and was luckily able to get the coordinates of the stash before getting wind charge off the platform by wemmbu
The immortal demon double checked on the parrot, like.. Bro just go pushed into the void
"Bro, wemmbu" flame frags said with barely any emotion, except for the thought "why is this dude so DUMB??"
"What?" Wemmbu sais nonchalantly, looking at his nails as if he almost killed parrot if he didn't have a stasis
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Literally 5 minutes later they started fighting. All was fine,
Till some lawmen came out of nowhere and started attacking
"HAH!— BRO CAN'T DEFEAT ME SO HE BRINGS A WHOLE ARMY HAHAHAHA" Wemmbu laughed as he maced those pesky lawmen
"Bro, i didn't—" flame tried to defend himself before wemmbu literally burst into laughter even more.
"HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE— HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD—" Wemmbu cackled, his macing got a bit more sloppier till he almost slipped and eventually locked the fuck in
"So.. Care to explain your little army?" Wemmbu asked with that effortless amount of charm and nonchalance.. While killing people.
"Okay so like, bro,.. Bro these aren't my army or whatever— i literally do not need them just to defeat you" flame tried to say, but kept being overwhelmed by the amount of players surrounding them.
"And if im sure, bro, these are like, lawmen, as in, LettuceK's army or something, bro. " the immortal demon said,
"Oh, well.. You literally don't need to lie—" wemmbu teased before getting a sword to the chest from the other's sword
"Bro" Flame looked at him deadpanned.
"Okay fine whatever" wemmbu muttered a agreement as he continued macing people
"How did they even find us anyways?" Wemmbu asked as he tries to find an exit
"I have no idea— bro where are you going" The netherling agreed before following the demon hybrid to keep a close eye.
"Whatever bro, let us just get away from these people and continue fighting" wemmbu muttered a deal to the immortal, which the immortal agreed to and had a temporary alliance with each other.
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They managed to run away together outside of the dome without cutting each other's head for 10 minutes before stopping their yapping and started fighting, thinking they were in the clear..
Literally 2 minutes later the lawmen appeared again. This sucks. Ugh. Why can't they just go away?? They were having a fight for gods sake, holy..
Him and the flame continued fighting..
It was exhausting. Having to bring the mace up, then down, hearing the crushing of bones and wet squelches, it wasn't nice to hear. Especially the half finished screams? Ugh. It's making him feel all weird
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They eventually retreated, restocking their resources, they finally worked together for once, like a actual duo, and decided to work together to kill all those lawmen..
So they went out and looked for a good area to fight,
"I think one of them said that we'll fight like, a thousand players?" Wemmbu tried to confirm with the immortal demon as he wracks his brain for any more information
"Uhh, yeah bro, i think one of them said that, probably just exaggerating though" Flame agreed with wemmbu as they both went out and looked for a nice plain area to battle those lawmen
"Imagine its just a bunch of 5 year olds in diamond armor, hehe—" wemmbu muttered, giggling a bit at the thought
"A thousand 5 year old lawmen charging at us" Wemmbu used his hand to animate some kind of title sequence
They both laughed their asses off.
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They eventually found a good enough place, an abandoned landmark or something with a giant statue in the middle,
They both stood at the top of the statue and— hoolllyyy SHIIITT...
That was alot of five year olds..
A bunch of lawmen started charging in from one side
"Are you seeing this?" Wemmbu muttered in disbelief..
"Yes, i am seeing this, bro. I'm not blind." Flame muttered in a half serious tone,
They both burst into laughter, raw, unfiltered laughter, very contagious laughter.
Wemmbu eventually pulled his orbitals on the children— oof.. That's a lot of death messages.
"You and your bombs." Flame glared at wemmbu, his glare sharp
Wemmbu however, could just not give a single fuck and just shouted
"BET I'LL KILL MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU!!"
"OH YOU ARE SO ON" Flamefrags cracked his muscles as they started fighting the horde of people
Oh, a challenge was in motion now
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After like 2 hours later, they actually killed all 1000 children— all 1000 lawmen. Well, actually 999 cause LettuceK is gone.
Wemmbu sat on the edge of the building, not noticing flamefrags burning the mace and the elytra he got earlier in the fight
Flamefrags punched wemmbu off the edge as wemmbu quickly wore his elytra to glide through the air
"What was that for??" Wemmbu spat out, in disbelief
"Our battle??" Flamefrags went after wemmbu, his tone saying that it was just so obvious and he should have known that
"Oh right uh—" wemmbu trailed off, then went fighting..
Literally just 5 minutes later though,
"You can be the strongest." Wemmbu said as he was inside a crater.
"Oh. Good." Flame muttered awkwardly before leaving.
Moments passed before wemmbu started to move and—
Was that LettuceK..?
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"Oh, wemmbu, look at you, missing armor.. I think its in your best interest if you come with me, hm?"
Well, wemmbu was indeed missing a few armor pieces— he had no choice—
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He was paraded through spawn. It was humiliating. Players spewed profanities and other stuff he would like to not talk about.
He eventually arrived inside the prison, fanst, princezam, other crinimals alike.
Life at the prison was boring. He wanted to get out.
So he may have caused a llliittle scene—
SWISH!
Bunches of his hair fell onto the floor. His beloved hair— it— the cut was messy, disgusting, his hair was his pride, it was everything. It meant the world to him.
It meant so, so, so many things. It felt weird, having his hair short. He could feel the cold hair brushing against his nape.
It sucked, to say the least.
He may have cried in the corner of his cell for a bit till he physically could not.
He became a bit emotionless after that...
Until he was places in solitary and managed to eacape, despice solitary being the most guarded area??? It made no sense but he did NOT care.
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He eventually ended up in the end, which egg was currently stuck inside right now, he was currently covered in scars from the escape and eq— his hair.. Oh fuck, his hair.. He just wanted to cover it up and never let it see the light of day..
"Egg??" Wemmbu called out, he'd been through alot. It sucked, but that was life.
"Yo bro, finally you're back—" Egg's eye zoned in to the now short hair the demon hybrid was sporting.
"What did they do to you." The seraphim said it like a command almost, his wings flaring out and the usually hidden eyes he hid behind his wings, blinked open, it was weird.
"Egg, relax." Wemmbu put a hand to the angel's shoulder.
Eggchan took deep bretahs before his wings relaxed and the little eyes blinkes closed again.
Egg still looked very disturbed at the short hair, running a hand through the hair which grew hapzardly from the terrible cut plus the prison environment
"Come here," eggchan patted his lap where he sat on the couch, hoping the hybrid won't say anything about what just happened earlier.
Wemmbu obeyed, of course, he wanted some relaxation after all that happened in the last few months..
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A few minutes went by, and the demon hybrid's hair was kinda saved by egg trimming the hair to make it more neater and symetrical compared to the last haircut..
"Hm, all better now" Eggchan muttered, ruffling wemmbu's hair, it felt nice.. So wemmbu purred (quite loudly) and leaned agained the warm hand
"Oh? You like this?" Eggchan asked, scratching the scalp of the purple hybrid.
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Eventually, like what always happens, wemmbu was purring and whining for more head ruffles and he leaned his head more and more to eggchan's hand.
Was this utterly pathetic?
Yes.
Does wemmbu care?
No. He doesn't give a shit about how embarrassing he was being right now.
Did eggchan find this cute?
Of course he did. How could he not?? Wemmbu was basically a cat like this, all cute and cuddly and—
Ugh. This was so unfair, wemmbu was basically melting his heart by being this cute and whiny.
Why does wemmbu, lwho literally kills people for funhave to be such a weakness to egg? Who was literally a angel by the way? It's like, eggchan was superman and wemmvu was his kyptonite or something, like, however that dynamic worked i guess?
They both knew this dynamic went both ways. They cared for each other so much, willing to sacrifice themselves for the other.
But i mean, like..
You get the idea, right? This was such a great change than what happened in the last month or so.
This was nice. Egg missed him.