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“Yeah..”
“Good… NOW GET OUT OF MY BED BRUH!!!”
Shoot. So it was true.
They quickly tore the sheets off themselves, made the bed and hastily grabbed their stuff while
bolting out the door. Player needed to get to Shedletsky, fast. If they did, maybe he could help sooner.
Maybe they could fix this sooner.
They were already halfway to headquarters at this point, no point of stopping by for anything. Rushing upstairs, Player had to swat away the flying noobs as if they were gnats. They weren't, but at the time it really felt so.
Great! Now they're almost at the–
Noobador. Red and Blue. They're there.
Although Noobador wasn't there last time… Did he leave right as Player entered last time?? Whatever, not the time for thinking!! Player was watching the scene unfold, right there.
Do something.
Do something before they hear an “And stay down!”.
Do something before Noobador flees the scene.
“b-boss? i think theres someone else here…”
Of course, Player forgot about the fact that they were standing in plain sight. Great.
All they really had to do was get Noobador down and then the kids, but if they wanted to recover Shedletsky faster..
They were going to have to hurt the kids.
Well, not fatally.. But just knock them out for a small bit. Not too small…
They already wasted about 30 seconds! Get back to reality, Player.
Focus!
Player threw their ball onto Noobadors face, changing the main target to themselves instead of Shedletsky. Surprisingly, Shedletsky was still slightly standing, though he was a bit slouched. Some of his limbs were bleeding, but there wasn't anything a first aid kit couldn't do about that.
Noobador looked pissed.
“Stay outta this!” he yelled to Player, as he began to throw a punch.
But it's okay right? Player was doing it for the greater good..
...
Right?
Eventually, Noobador was defeated and the only opponents standing were the two kids, Red and Blue. Player could easily take them down.
“Listen, I don't wanna have to do this. You can just surrender and leave, and you'll walk out scratch free.” They tried to get the kids to stop in a peaceful way, but..
Of course, Red would refuse.
The two rambled on for a bit, with their little speech ending in their catchphrase,
“We’re Red and Blue!!!” Red yelled.
Blue raised her voice to try and match Reds, though it was clear she was still scared.
“and we'll crush you!”
(yow player is in a time crunch.. get out of the way!!)
Player charged at the two kids, grabbed them by the little scruffs on their necks, and threw them a good 8 or 9 feet across the floor.
“uuuuaaa!”
“YOUCH!!”
(“Great!!! So you can just waltz in thinking you're doing the greater good and just throw around some kids? AND knock out their parent? Sounds very pacifist, PLAYER.”)
They had no time to fight Red and Blue. What they needed was to recover Shedletsky, get the seven SFOTH swords, save BUILDERMAN, and go HOME.
Home.
It wasn't a nice place to think of, maybe they could go somewhere else. Or stay in the past.
And that would be a good idea, if they weren’t just standing blankly for like 15 seconds looking at the scrambled (alive, not close to dying) bodies.
At least nobody was severely injured…
SHEDLETSKY. Player forgot all about him!!
They rushed over to the slouched Shedletsky, who did nothing the entire time Player was fighting.
(“How does an ADMIN manage to struggle against a couple kids and their uncle?? Is he even okay??”)
“Are you okay, sir??”
“Ill survive..”
“builderman, the illumina, they're both.. both gone..”
“Well, uh..”
“I can help!”