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Yo, got your relationship problems are solved?"
Egg asked
"The main one is, me and Flame still gotta work on communication"
"I somehow am not surprised that you can't communicate like normal people"
"Rude, so I promised you two a sleepover, what do you guys want to do exactly?"
"Bro I don't know, we could talk about that one funny time I had an empire"
"Egg that was one of the most terrible things, we had like 5 citizens."
"Yeah but I was the leader"
"And you were acting like Prince Zam"
"Hey! That was uncalled for"
Minute had no clue what this was about. But he still payed attention to the bickering between Egg and Wemmbu. The two acted like siblings, close friends, which made sense, they were childhood friends. Egg's been there since they were kids, a particularly intresting memory was when Wemmbu blew up their university and they had to transfer. Then all the very unstable things started happening. First the Zam empire and the few interactions with Spoke, then ManePear, then ........... Rejoice, then that green annoying assassin tried to kill him, rude, and things just kept happening after that.
Minute only knew a handful, but he cared enough about the people he saw as his sons to listen to their yapping.
They talked about several different topics, and Minute only now heard how Wemmbu blew up a university.
"Wemmbu did what......"
"Bro they were questioning if I was strong"
"Who..."
"Bro I genuinely don't remember their names yo, they were calling me stupid and weak and whatnot so I just went to the boiler room and... Yknow... (Yes that is indeed a Heathers reference) blew it up. They were pissing me off anyways, teachers couldn't teach for shit, remember that Egg?"
"Bro you didn't give a fuck about grades, the only reason you participated was because of your parents"
"Don't bring those people into this"
"Yo I've met them twice bro fym"
"Yeah. Twice in 14 years."
"I see your point"
"When did you two even meet?"
Minute asked.
"We met on the playground on a random... I don't know the date, but I, being the smart child that I am decided it would be smart to climb one of those roofs above like those slides with two ways up and you know a plastic roof. Anyways, I'm an avian as you know but still have issues with flying manually so I sometimes use the support of an elytra or just rockets. Wanna know why? So I basically stood on it, tried keeping my balance then feel on the fence with my back hitting it first and I damaged my wings while they weren't fully developed. I was four, Egg found me there and called his parents over to help me since I went to the playground alone"
"Wemmbu... How does that- I'm not going to say anything because you were four."
"Wanna know some other stupid things Wemmbu did?"
"Yeah, sure"
"He once got a concussion by falling off of a tree, he was 12, I took him to a hospital since his parents were at work, uhh he's done a lot of stupid shit... But I don't know... He accidentally set a school science classroom on fire while we were doing experiments... And he always, in high school at least used to beat up people bro"
"Bro they were problematic"
"You always said that"
"Bro one of them deadass stalked someone and then raped them. A student too by the way. I had every right to throw him off the roof"
"Okay valid"
Minute intersected
"Exactly!"
"Can't argue with that"
Egg shrugged
"Can we change the subject? All we've been talking about is the stupid shit I've done in my life."
"But there's just so much to talk about in that topic"
"Again, rude"
"Care to share the phase before you personally knew Flame when you watched his content?"
"No"
"Uh huh"
"I didn't know it was him back then bro, I didn't KNOW HIM"
"Yeah, you told him about that, right?"
"Ye."
"How'd you become rivals if you were literally such a fan"
"Yo yo yo I was NOT a fan. That was the only PvP content I could watch than actually made sense"
"Yeah, sure"
"We're changing the subject"
"Okay buddy"
They talked about whatever came to mind from that point on, they were also comfortable with being like touchy with eachother but of course NOT IN A ROMANTIC WAY because I see them as a cute trusting family. And family members are allowed to be comfortable and clingy when the trust is strong.
Plus Wemmbu was cold. He is an Endborn, but also a demon... With wings like an avian. He put himself in an avian class because of his wings though. Eggchan is an angel.. And Minutetech is a Voidling.
But they were still a happy family. Wemmbu didn't talk much about what happened in his past at all, other than, well, the stupid stuff he mentioned. But after university and throughout the years before that... He's been through a lot. A LOT. The faking his death thing also had an impact on his health that nobody noticed. But that's a problem for them in the future. For him in the future.
He doesn't even talk to Flame about most of his past. Flame's involved in some of the stuff after university but he's not involved in most before, and most the major stuff after.