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BREAKING NEWS: YOUNG ELF BLOWS UP WINERY
OH-MY-ARCHON: THE GRAND HEADLINES
By Lisa and Sucrose
March 7th 12:34pm, at the largest winery of Mondstadt, a young elf named Klee set the entire place on fire. Acting Grand Master Jean notes that "The source of fire were hand-made bombs," and the reason behind was due to Klee's "Tendency to set bombs off for fun,"
The arsonist is a young elf, Klee, daughter of the famous Alice. As long-lived elf race, they mature slower. Currently, Klee should be around the mental age of a five-year-old human. She is well known in Mondstadt as the 'Spark Knight', and her bombs are her trademark form of attack, notorious for the love for blowing up things. "I think Klee might even be older than me, but nobody truly knows," states Noelle, a maid who is ambitious to join the Knights, "She grabbed me by the hand and took me outside the Knights headquarters to play with bombs. I thought it was some kind of training exercise at first, but Jean found us, and we both ended up in a solitary confinement..."
Minutes after the explosion, Prune, a friend of Klee's, self-proclaimed witch-hunter hailing all the way from Nod-Krai, had been described by onlookers that she had been claiming it was an act of 'Witchcraft'. Certainly, there was thick smoke billowing out the winery, leaving many in the vicinity coughing and gagging. This raised the attention of Mondstadt's Knights of Favonius' very own Acting Grand Master, Jean, who dashed towards the location of the incident outbreak. Along with Jean were two other Knights of Favonius, Diluc and Albedo, who helped put out the fire.
Reports show that Jean has brought Klee back to solitary confinement once more. "Klee is reflecting upon her actions. We, the Knights, will make sure that she does not distress the people again," She had announced to the people on the very same evening regarding the matter. Jean added that, "Klee was found near the winery by Amber. If anybody spots her idlying outside of Headquarters in the future, please alert any Knight, except Noelle, and keep her distracted until we arrive,"
There are various views upon Klee's recent incident. "Klee. Seems she has failed to elude the Acting Grand Master's Investigative skills, despite the pointers I gave her... Haha, I'm kidding, no need to go reporting me or anything," Kaeya commented on Klee's act. "I should've been more careful. Alice is going to kill me-" Says Albedo, Klee's brother.
For the loss of the winery, there are a few who express their distraught. "I'm terribly sad. I can't even 'Ehe' out of this anymore," A wine enthusiast who would liked to be known as 'Bard' told the press. "Rather tragic," The current owner had mentioned. Dawn Winery was the largest in Mondstadt, spanning 60 hectars in size, established around 1000 years ago by the Ragnvindr Clan. Diluc stated that this winery is part of their family business and has a rather special place in his heart, for he had grown up here, so did his parents and grandparents. They feel an undescribable sense of loss.