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Bu picks up the fishing rod and drops it into the water, watching it sink with quiet satisfaction, until decides to turn around and look through his inventory. Holy shit this guy is loaded, TWO MACES?!? His inventory is pretty messy. Bu starts sorting through his inventory, cleaning up everything before finally realising that Yungy is approaching and quickly moves back into character.
“WEMMBU!!” Yungy shouts, out of breath.
“Hey Yungy. What's up bro?” Bu replies with a calm in his eyes, Yungy slightly is weirded out, were his eyes always red? His look is.. Off, like Yungy isn’t just another person but prey either that or seeing if he was useful, neither was better in the slightest.
“I- uh.. Arachnid is calling for you” Yungy is creeped out by Wemmbu’s look, it isn’t normal but maybe a change of heart for being promoted? Does power really change people that much?
“Alright~” Bu closes his eyes, deep in thought. “That’s all? You came all the way here just to tell me that??”
“Uh.. yeah?”
“I’ll start heading there then” Before Yungy could say another word, Bu turns around, spreading his wings and shoots off- flying to where Arachnid should be.
Wemmbu does NOT look normal.. And how does he even know which direction to go?
Bu finally arrives at Arachnid’s house, closing up his wings and putting his veil back on. Damn, other me stylish as fuh I can’t lie. He walks into and down to the meeting hall, taking his armor off but keeping his veil on.
“Wemmbu, I see you’ve arrived fast, good.This is your first mission as my Second-In-Command. I’m sending you in as my only representative, don’t mess this up. Support General Saparata in the battle of HighWater City. Get rid of Parrot, I trust you’ll be able to do it” Arachnid says with a manipulative glint in his eyes.
My gosh this guy is so weird. Bu nods and ponders, how on Earth did his other self get into this hole? Couldn’t he just kill this guy?
“That's all you wanted to say?” Bu finally replies with a bored look in his eyes.
“Uh.. yeah” Arachnid notices the difference, wouldn’t Wemmbu have been more reluctant to kill the King? Maybe all the praise and promotions are working… Good. That’s still a creepy look…
Bu stretches and walks out, putting his armour back on and and organises his inventory again. Putting orbitals and stabshots in his hand with a dangerous glint in his eyes before finally flying off to the coordinates given to him.
As Bu is heading there, he looks around. This server is a good sight seeing place, probably fun to destroy buttt the other Wemmbu is gonna beat my ahh if I do anything like that.He finally arrives at HighWater, looking around but staying out of sight before finally hearing a goat horn. That must be my call. Bu flies in and pulls out his orbitals, using multiple while watching the death messages in chat. Fun! After all the TNT is blown up, Bu finally summons his mace and starts smashing people’s head in.
Parrot watches from above as hundreds of people, fallen by one hand, and all he can do is run helplessly, trying to escape the massacre.
“Why is he here bro oh my gosh- WEMMBU!” Parrot shrieks narrowly dodging the mace attack.
Theo runs around frantically trying to look for his liege, while also trying to dodge the TNT and the mace attacks.
“Where are you!- What is WRONG WITH YOU WEMMBU” He shrieks as his totem is popped for the billionth time.
“You just blew yourself up” Bu cackles, finding this entire fight funny. “HAH- what wrong with you?” He finally replies in a mocking like-tone
Nearing the end of the fight, Parrot’s totem pops, his hand reconstructing muscle-by-muscle, nerve-by-nerve. Bu is above him, ready to finish the job before remembering Wem’s words, shifting his weight so he misses Parrot by an inch, watching the avian’s retreating figure with a slow smug smile full of satisfaction by the wreckage caused by him.
He walks over to his allies, gloating about their victory before remembering to get back into character and sees Flamefrags walking around, seemingly trying to look for someone, before his eyes fall onto Bu’s.
“Wemmbu- I, can we talk?” Flame nervously asked.
“Talk about what?” Wemmbu responded with a slight bit of hostility to his voice.
Flame flinched back, surprised by the cold hostility. Did egg being captured change him this much?.
“I-.”
Before Flamefrags could respond, Saparta called everyone over for an announcement.
Wemmbu being the aura farmer he is, flew up to the roof and stood there, absolutely NOT listening to whatever this yap is about, glory to cindercrest or whatever he did not care. Blah blah blah, taking over the server, blah blah blah. He just wants to blow up stuff again.
After the announcement, Wemmbu flies back to The Caves. And meets Yungy there
(Who is still creeped out by Wemmbu) back to Arachnid.
“Excellent Job Wemmbu, you unfortunately did not kill King Parrot as I hoped but I will allow you to visit Eggchan again.”
Wemmbu’s face pretended to light up with “joy” and “happiness”. Already bored of this thing. Arachnid calls for Yungy to lead Wemmbu to Eggchan for a visit, which Yungy did because this guy have some sort of attachment issues to Arachnid but Wemmbu did not care.
They arrived at Eggchan’s “cell” though it looks more like a royal chamber to Wemmbu. As per usual, Egg asks everyone to leave so Wemmbu can share his adventures freely, though this time he seems a little off. Probably from all the blood on Wemmbu.?
“Soooo.. bro how is your mission as like- second in command”
“Hated it bro, had to help Saps take over high water city and stuff, annoying, oh and Arachnid wanted me to kill-.”
“Who are you.”
“What do you mean Egg I-”
“Who. Are. You.”