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QUESTIONS BEFORE THE DARK WORLD UPGRADE
Question: How will it react if I bring it close to an Odin unit?
Asked by: Poppy
While this is not a match up we recommend in general, we have cataloged and tested many different scenarios depending on the modes of both the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ unit of the Liferuining Avengers 2012 series and the A+-Parenting-Allfather-Odin. Below is a short version of these results:
More-or-less-innocent-mischief: The most harmless mode, your Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ will tolerate the other unit. If there is a Bulging Muscles God of Thunder Thor Odinson™ nearby it will however cause your unit to forget all about you and focus on making the Bulging Muscles God of Thunder Thor Odinson™ look bad in front of the A+-Parenting-Allfather-Odin unit. A Frigga unit may be able to keep this at bay for some time.
Angsty-with-identity-crisis: Not recommended as this mode makes the A+-Parenting-Allfather-Odin unit automatically go into his 'Peace-out-I'm-in-Odinsleep' mode, which in turn will anger your Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ causing him to do harm to his surroundings.
A-bag-of-cats: Depending on the severity of this mode, the A+-Parenting-Allfather-Odin unit is at times capable of returning your unit to it's default 'More-or-less-innocent-mischief' mode, however as the unit tends to be in his 'Grant-life-lessons-if-someone-fucks-up' mode it is very likely it will result in lots of yelling, angry insults and threats, dissapointed stares and for your unit to revert into 'Angsty-with-identity-crisis'. We do not recommend having your unit in this mode if the A+-Parenting-Allfather-Odin unit is in any other mode.
Frost-Giant-blues: At most times the units will ignore each other while your Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ is in this mode. It is however possible that the A+-Parenting-Allfather-Odin unit gets overcome by fatherly feels and returns your unit to it's 'More-or-less-innocent-mischief' mode.
Nothing-but-the-helmet: None of Odin's modes fit well with this mode. Do not try this. Your Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ will get severely reprimanded and at times this will completely erase the mode from your Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™'s settings.
Question: Where can I order one?
Asked by: Dangly+Legged+Owl, Araew, Winged Trickster
As stated to an earlier interested buyer, you can visit our online shop or call our sales department on 123-456-MARVEL. Please note that not all units in the Liferuining Avengers 2012 has been released yet, we expect all the be on the market in November. Happy shopping and good luck!
Question: How much space is recommended for this unit, and is it in anyway DC compatible?
Asked by: Kiwijellyjam
Your Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ does not have a certain amount of space he needs, what is important for him is not the size, but how much he has compared to you. He will demand the largest room in the household for himself, unless you can convince him another room is preferable (here you may use reasons such as closer to the bathroom, better view, more isolated from the rest of the family, etc.).
If you by DC compatible mean our competitor DC units, then our units will react to them as were they just another human being (with special abilities). In case of the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ he will find most units from other production companies inferior and he will very likely ignore them. It is possible to introduce e.g. a DC unit as a possible friend, but we do not have sufficient research on this subject.
Question: How might a Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ handle the presence of a Darcy Lewis model? Or for that matter, Jane Foster?
Asked by: LittleLulu
The Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ will react very differently based on certain factors. Personally the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ will not even register the Cheeky-Sciencebuddy Darcy Lewis™ model as anything more than another mortal being on a planet of dirt, however the Cheeky-Sciencebuddy Darcy Lewis™ model will take it upon herself to introduce herself to the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™.
If in More-or-less-innocent-mischief mode the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ will acknowledge her and they may gradually form a bond over pranking others (please make sure the Cheeky-Sciencebuddy Darcy Lewis™ model does not gift your Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ a taser, as he will use it on anyone!).
If in Angsty-with-identity-crisis or A-bag-of-cats mode he will dismiss her promtly before she will even get to finish her name. Frost-Giant-blues can wield interesting results based upon if the units have bonded already in More-or-less-innocent-mischief mode. If so, the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ may let the Cheeky-Sciencebuddy Darcy Lewis™ model approach him, if not bonded however, it will result in severe damage to the Cheeky-Sciencebuddy Darcy Lewis™ model, therefore this combination is not recommended.
Do not let the Cheeky-Sciencebuddy Darcy Lewis™ model meet the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ in Nothing-but-the-helmet mode, Cheeky-Sciencebuddy Darcy Lewis™ is equipped with cameras and she will use them, she will also most certainly come on to the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ unit and he will not like it (9 out of 10 times).
As for the Strong-Willed Astrophysist Jane Foster™ unit (We assume that you do not mean the Classic Strong-Willed Nurse Jane Foster™) it depends on if she has recieved the Liferuining Avengers™ upgrade and if she is currently/has been in a relationship with a Bulging Muscles God of Thunder Thor Odinson™ unit. Neither of those will be positive for their possible interactions but even without it is a tricky combination. As with just about any other unit we recommend keeping the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ in More-or-less-innocent-mischief mode at all times - but this is especially true for the Strong-Willed Astrophysist Jane Foster™ unit. If she has not been upgraded with never events and she has not been in a relationship with a Bulging Muscles God of Thunder Thor Odinson™ there is a high chance that these two units will entirely ignore each other unless the Strong-Willed Astrophysist Jane Foster™ realizes that the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ has information that will aid her scientific studies. In that case, she will pursue him until he gives her what she wants (It will be smart if you encourage your Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ to give in as soon as possible, preferably in a way so that he thinks he is manipulating all of you by doing so.) If you find yourself stuck with a Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ who does not want to give in to the Strong-Willed Astrophysist Jane Foster™'s demands, you may consider contacting any unit with Eric Selvig in it's name to come get her.
In any other scenario we do not recommend any other interaction between these two units, unless there is also a Bulging Muscles God of Thunder Thor Odinson™ unit nearby to protect the Strong-Willed Astrophysist Jane Foster™ unit should the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ unit shift into Angsty-with-identity-crisis or A-bag-of-cats mode.
We realize this little interaction is a bit dissapointing for many fans of the series and you can look forward to the addition of two new modes for the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ when the Dark World upgrade hits the market this fall that are both highly compatible with the Strong-Willed Astrophysist Jane Foster™ unit.
Question: Even a god of lies can succumb to that most base of instincts. If a female purchaser formed a strong bond with her Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ and finds that her unit is showing unusual signs of affection and other such strong emotions, should said female purchaser feel worried about her well-being?
Asked by: LittleLulu
We are legally obligated to inform the user that our units are intended for platonic use, as we are not selling sex toys. This is as much for the protection of our units as it is the user and to encourage lifetime lasting friendship and bonding. However you are right that even so it is possible for all units including the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ to indulge in romantic or even sexual activities, some units will actually do this quite often (like the Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Iron Man Tony Stark™ unit). However we only encourage human/human and unit/unit interactions. We cannot be held liable for any actions your unit may take should you form a human/unit relationship.
Speaking strictly off the record, should you find yourself the target of these affections you will be entirely in your right to act upon them as you see fit. Do however take note, that in the case of the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ you can never be 100% sure if he is truly interested in you or if he is using you for one of his current schemes. We can confirm that the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ is capable of actually falling in love, but proceed very carefully. Encourage him to court you instead of giving in to him right away, if you make yourself hard to get it is very likely he will only keep pursuing you if he is truly interested (or if he has a very complicated end game).
Under any circumstance you should never fear your own well-being around your personal Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™, while he may claim otherwise he will be possessive and protective of his owner. He will constantly play mind games and test your limits, but never doubt that he values you regardless of your gender and wants you to stay in one piece (If only so you can continue cooking for him).
Question: Does the Bulging Muscles God of Thunder Thor Odinson™ have a mode like the Nothing-but-the-helmet mode?
Asked by: ThorUndLokiFan
Yes, he does; It's called Nothing-but-the-cape. Please also note that the Bulging Muscles God of Thunder Thor Odinson™ unit may at times choose to don only a pair of tight midguardian trousers for your viewing pleasure.
Question: What was that thing with the horse?
Asked by: ThorUndLokiFan
The first rule of owning a Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ is; Do not ask about the thing with the horse. The second rule of owning a Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ is; DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE THING WITH THE HORSE.
QUESTIONS AFTER THE DARK WORLD UPGRADE
Question: The Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ sounds high maintenance but oh-so-worth it. How would one unit interact with another, though? If I had one and then I got another one for my sister for her birthday, would the police need to be called at any point? Or would we just need family counseling?
Asked by: Elsapphire
This unit is indeed high maintenance compared to many of our other units (He is a prince, afterall!), but we agree - he is very much worth it. Perhaps we should consider making a deal with L'Oréal to combine slogans and commercials.
To your question; Whenever one of our units encounters another unit of the same name, they are programmed to
1) ignore one another or
2) if forced to interact, at least be positive around the other unit.
We have done this to avoid situations like two Angry Green Giant Hulk Dr. Bruce Banner™ units simultaneously going into Hulk mode and fighting each other or to keep two Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Iron Man Tony Stark™ from suing each other for everything they've got (and considering the Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Iron Man Tony Stark™ unit comes with a huge bank account, this could last for quite a while).
Now, in the case that two Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ not only meet each other but live under the same roof, it will be forced interaction as they cannot continue to ignore each other on a daily basis.
First off we would like to say that while we will not stop you from doing this, we recommend that you instead get two different units that interact well with each other (please refer to the manual for compatible units). We are aware that you both wish to have this unit, but it is very much possible to share 'ownership' between multiple partners for one unit alone. The Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ considers himself to be a free man and will form bonds with every member of his household - strongest with the person/persons listed as owners when you bought him. Should you happen to be fans of pairing units for friendship/romance, we recommend that you get both units for this pairing, since living together will increase the chance for a positive bond to form (in most cases we recommend that you get the other unit up to a month earlier, as the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ might become slightly territorial should a new unit invade his home and privacy).
If you still choose to have multiple Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ units in the same house with different owners, one of two scenarios will happen:
1) They form a Mischief Managed bond
2) They form a Cold-blooded Rivalry bond
Both of these bonds have up- and downsides and we recommend only experienced users to ever try this combination (especially in the case of the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ units).
Mischief Managed
The name has been taken from the two twins from Harry Potter, and as the name suggests your two Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ units will act as if they were siblings, doubling the amount of pranks and terror they throw your way. We stress that it's important to try and keep your units in the More-or-less-innocent-mischief mode and completely stay away from the A-bag-of-cats mode. The units will support each other in all other modes and they may from a deeper bond with each other than with their owner (Please also note that they may become romantic involved in very rare cases.) In order to stay an important person in their lives - and avoid them clinging to each other only - you will need to express a lot of joy for everything they do (they will find this interesting and invite you in) but know that you have to remain sincere (they will dislike you thoroughly should you lie to them). It is very possible that two Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ units together can be more stable and happy than just one Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ unit.
Cold-blooded Rivalry
This is the more risky of the scenarios and if this happens you will have to provide two different rooms of these units preferably at different ends of the household. Should you fail to do this the units may take it upon themselves to pick new rooms and refuse to give them up. In this bond the units will hate each other worse than the Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ unit may hate the Bulging Muscles God of Thunder Thor Odinson™ unit, and they will aim to tear each other apart one cruel joke at a time and refuse to speak with each other at all. But while they may be distant from each other they will also be very protective (possessive) of their individual owner and each unit will spend most of their time trying to earn their significant owner's trust, approval and love for themselves alone (never praise or show affection towards the unit not belonging to you). Under no circumstance should you let two Super-Sexy God of Lies Loki Laufeyson™ units in a Cold-blooded Rivalry bond be in anything but More-or-less-innocent-mischief mode. Should one unit change it's mode (no matter which to) you will need to instantly break them apart - take your own unit with you somewhere safe.
Please note that in both cases you will need to keep the units on the same upgrade to avoid one unit gaining superiority other the other. This will instantly create a Cold-blooded Rivalry bond that cannot be undone even if the other unit is later upgraded as well. Please also note that since the units are identical and respond to the same name, you may wish to give them something that is unique to each unit, so you can tell them apart. Bracelets or hairpieces in gold and or jade will be accepted with thanks.
In cases of more than two units of the same name, it is possible for some units to form one kind of bond and others to form another kind of bond, making for a mixed bond household. For the safety of our units and for your sanity, households with more than two units of the same name will have to sign up for an additional service so that our experts can come by monthly to check that everything is as it should be. We hope this information was satisfactory, If you have any more questions please don't hesitate to ask.
We hope this information was satisfactory,
If you have any more questions please don't hesitate to ask.