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[1]
<Private Chat with Ω>
17:25 - I have 10-1 odds on you making it to tomorrow morning without him finding out - Ω
17:26 - ??? - JS
17:27 - … - Ω
17:28 - I will remove your tail - Ω
17:29 - Thank you? - JS
[2]
<Tali changed the group chat name to “Shepard’s Biceps Appreciation Squad”>
18:13 - A bunch of blurry shots of Shepard almost punching a guy in the face [link] [link] [link] [link] - T
18:14 - I rather like watching Jane fight corrupt capitalists - LT
18:14 - Corrupt capitalists are my favorite punching bags - AW
<Private Chat with Jane Shepard>
18:10 - Keep it up, Shep, all eyes are on you! - K
[3]
<Private Chat with Jane Shepard>
18:21 - Commander, please don’t think that I am ungrateful for the position I hold as your Yeoman but…why do ensigns keep showing up with bread??? - ST
18:25 - Commander, I saw the article. A little forewarning about the gifts would have been nice. - ST
18:25 - Also congratulations. Should have led with that. Overwhelmed by baked goods. Please send help. - ST
18:27 - Who gave you a baseball bat??? - ST
[4]
<Tali changed the group name to “Attack Turian Stans”>
18:30 - Oooooh scary Garrus, big bad attack turian - T
18:31 - Everything alright Skipper? Need reinforcements? - AW
18:33 - We’re good Ash, thanks - JS
18:40 - This whole plan is ridiculous - ML
<Private Chat with Jane Shepard>
18:32 - The timeline is eating this up - K
18:33 - Hurry it up, K, there’s only so long I can play Citadel’s Favorite Reality Star - JS
18:35 - Another hour, tops, take them on a goosechase! - K
[5]
<Jane Shepard changed the group name to “Down With Capitalist Grifters”>
19:01 - [image] [Image ID: A-57-6B; A commemorative engagement coin] - JS
19:02 - The article went live 3 hours ago!! Who is already manufacturing this crap? - JS
19:03 - My sources suggest these and several similar items have been waiting in inventory for several months in anticipation of this moment - LT
19:04 - Grifters. - JS
19:05 - Aww wait get me one before you leave! - T
19:06 - Airlock. - JS
[6]
<Private Chat with Kasumi Goto>
19:34 - Hope that was long enough - JS
19:36 - Impeccable timing Shep, supplies are liberated and on their respective routes out of the Citadel - K
19:37 - And, bonus, I’m currently still front runner for the bet - K
[7]
<Private Chat with Ashley Williams>
17:00 - You told her about the ring?? And then DIDN’T give it to her??? - AW
17:01 - You and I need to have a talk. - AW
[8]
<Jane Shepard changed the group name to “LOOK AT IT”>
20:15 - [image] [Image ID: A shot of Commander Shepard’s hand with an engagement ring on it] - JS
20:16 - Congratulations! - LT
20:16 - Finally! - T
20:17 - Beautiful! - AW
20:17 - Nice, high quality construction - ML
20:18 - Oh so that’s why we’re all hiding at your apartment with the lights off - 000
20:19 - Keep it close Shep, sticky fingers ;) - K
<Private Chat with Ashley Williams>
20:17 - Everything is ready to go. - AW
20:18 - Thanks Ash - JS
<Private Chat with Ashley Williams>
20:18 - Everything is ready to go. - AW
20:19 - I owe you, Ash - GV