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Your chat with H @CellrryZ
(2:35pm)
Louis
Louis Louis
Louis Louis Louis
Louuuu
(2:26pm)
Were you not mad at me ?
It’s forgotten 😌
Great
What do you want?
I’m bored.
Well, I’m not.
I have an assignment to finish for tomorrow morning.
Oh noooo…
What?
You’re boring too 😩
Fuck you
Heyyyyyy
(2:39pm)
Ok I’m sorry.
But still bored
Come back!
(2:42pm)
I’m really in a rush for that assignment.
Can you find someone else to annoy?
Well, no.
My sister is working.
And my roommates have class
(2:43pm)
And you don’t?
Have class, I mean?
Or an assignment to do?
Or even, hell, exams to study for?
Clean your apartment
Or find a hookup or something
No. I’ve decided to pause the dates and hook-ups until after the finals 😁
Oh, smart
(2:45pm)
Yes. I know 💅
So it leaves you. My dear internet friend 🥰
(2:46pm)
Oh great
I really don’t have time right now.
And just sayin, not normal to be bored 2 weeks before finals
(2:47pm)
Well…
You see…
I’m not a student.
I’m actually 50
And a lawyer.
I like scouring the internet to find young, fit and pretty students to entertain me.
OMG, shut up
You’re so sweet and innocent.
And pretty.
(2:49pm)
Am muting the chat now
Nooooo, Louis! come baaaaaaackkkk
I wanted to play 20 questions with you
(2:59pm)
You muted me for real?
(3:03pm)
I’m gonna die of boredom 😭😭
Tell my mom and my sister that I loved them.
(5:31pm)
Ok, Mr Lawyer
You found something to do?
Or someone?
Why? You jealous?
Aw look at you
Waiting for my message
Finished my assignment by the way
And I have a question
(5:33pm)
Congrats Louis 🎉
So you’re free, now?
I’m still bored
Yeah I’m free
(5:34pm)
For a few minutes
I’m going out
Do you have a DATE???
…
Who’s the person?
Is it a she? A he? A they?
No
What no?
You know it needs to be a human for a date?
(5:38pm)
Fuck you
And no I’m not going on a date
Just pub night with friends
Oh
Disappointing
And boring
But ok
(5:39pm)
Would you rather go on a date with a boy or a girl?
Why does it matter?
I told you I’m not the dating type
Ok but what if you decide to change?
Then what?
Not sure I wanna tell you
Are you going to try and set me up
with someone?
Noooo
Well…
I could set you up with me 😊
Nope. Thanks.
I’m wounded 😔
(5:44)
But you didn’t tell me
He? She? They?
(5:46pm)
Why do you wanna know that?
You’re weird
Just want to know if I have to totally erase you from the possibilities
What possibilities?
In case there’s a zombie attack.
And we’re the only 2 people left
Would you give me a cuddle 🥺?
Or is it weird because I’m a boy?
(5:47pm)
What the hell!?!
You’re so weird, man!
But you like meeee
Still debatable
Ok but seriously, you don’t have to tell me you know
I’m teasing most of the time, right?
Yes I do know that, pumpkin
(5;52pm)
But I’d go on a date with a guy
Oh.
Oh.
OH.
(5:55pm)
What?
You alright?
Nothing. I’m just happy you’re telling me, Lou
Ok so now, can we go back to my question?
What question?
The one I came here to ask you
Harry?
(5:58pm)
Did you leave?
No. I’m here.
Waiting for the question 🧘🏻♂️
As you asked
You’re so annoying omg
Ok. So.
Let’s say my crush texts me
And asks me for a pic
😏🍆
NOT A NUDE
What do I do?
(6:01pm)
Well. You have 2 options
1/ send a pic
2/ not send a pic
Ha-ha-ha
Very funny, Harold
I don’t see the problem?
Do you remember how we met?
you were ready to send them nudes?
Because *I* remember.
(6:02pm)
Oh ffs. Can you let this down for a bit?
No.
But seriously, send them a pic of your pretty face.
Why not?
Because I got to know them a bit better now
And I really like them
I don’t want to ruin it because they don’t find me attractive.
If that’s the case they’re an idiot tbh
(6:03pm)
You can send me the pic and I’ll judge if you want 😌
Harold
Stop that
Am not sending you my face
Why? Are you scared I’ll be disappointed?
I won’t
I know that you’re pretty
I can feel it in my tits
You can send me something else than your face too if it’s better 👀
(6:09pm)
Weirdo!
I mean, they sent me theirs
Which is what makes me nervous.
Because they’re hot as fuck
Great
I’m so sure you won’t disappoint
Just send them your best selfie 😊
You can still show me if you want though
No. I’m keeping the mystery alive.
It’s better for our relationship
*our* relationship 🥰
But I don’t like mystery that much, you know?
(6:10pm)
Anyway, let me know how it goes
Yeah ok
I’ll just send the pic and close my phone for the night
(6:15pm)
I have to go
Good night
Good night Lou
꒰ ✉︎ ꒱
(4:16pm)
Should I be worried?
Two days without a word from you
(4:22pm)
Did you send your pic?
Did they like it?
Are you crying bc you’re hotter than them?
(7:48pm)
You haven’t posted anything since last Sunday
I’m getting worried
I’m going to dm your crush
(9:39pm)
Tell me to fuck off but TELL ME SOMETHING
(11:02pm)
you left me on read???
WTF
(11:37pm)
Hey pumpkin
Don’t pumpkin me!
Busy days
Between school, some parties, work
And some flirting ?
And some flirting yes
Good for you
Oh don’t pout
(11:38pm)
I have still time for you
Oh jeez thanks
I’m feeling special
You are
Don’t flirt with me now
You’re a taken man
Not yet
Working on it
☹️
(11:39pm)
Why are you pouting ? It’s not working?
😔
Noooo
You’re sad??
Whyyyy
😏
Ffs I hate those things!!
(11:41pm)
Oh
You’re smirking
So it’s going well?
Yep
So they liked your pic
You were right
Apparently I’m hot
(11:45pm)
Be happy!
You were right
I won’t tell you that everyday
So enjoy
(11:50pm)
Sorry
Was texting a friend
(11:54pm)
Did you plan on meeting them?
(12:07am)
And you’re gone again
Nice
Good night Lou
꒰ ✉︎ ꒱
(6:42am)
Sorry
Didn’t mean to fall asleep on you
I was knackered
And no I’m not planning on meeting them yet
We left out a few details between us
Like our studies
And where we live
So there’s still plenty of mysteries
(7:32am)
Morning
So I know more things about you?!?!
I have the upper hand !?!
(7:56am)
Don’t get too cocky
You know what I study
But you still don’t know what I look like
(8:13am)
Thanks for the reminder 😑😑😑
(8:19am)
And whose fault is that?
Not mine
(12:46pm)
Soooo
I’m planning with some friends a weekend by the seaside
Next weekend. After my finals.
And one of my exes will be there.
(12;48pm)
I think it’s weird.
All of my friends tell me I’m overthinking it but it’s weird
Right?
(7:28pm)
Depends
How things have ended ?
Did he dump you?
(7:29pm)
We weren’t dating
Just fucking
But still
Is he coming with someone?
Idk
Ask!
But I don’t want to
I don’t want to show that I care
(7:30pm)
I’m rolling my eyes right now
You have an emoji for that
🙄
I know
I just wanted to emphasize my point
(7:45pm)
Pumpkin ?
Does it bother you that much ?
Yes
What can I do?
Nothing
Just you listening to me whining helps
Happy to be here for you
(7:51pm)
Listen, I have to go!
But keep whining here!!
I have a FaceTime in 9 minutes
And I need to take a shower first
(7:53pm)
Yeah okay!
Say hi to your crush for me ☺️
Enjoy 💦🍆🔥
(8:03pm)
You’re an idiot
Talk to you soon pumpkin !
꒰ ✉︎ ꒱
(6:46am)
Harrrryyyyyy
(6:58am)
Omg
why are you so loud so early in the morning?
(7:00am)
I fell asleep on FT and woke up all sore on my couch.
Okay
We told each other where we live
Wow
Big step
Yeah yeah.
But now, I’m freaking out
Yeah I can guess why
You do?
Yes.
He’s probably a stalker
(7:01am)
I’d freak out too
Maybe you should ghost him
Oh fuck off
Okay.
That’s it?
What?
I don’t have the energy for more right now
(7:02am)
Okay Mr. Grumpy
What are you doing today?
It’s my only day without class or work in the morning
So I was going to sleep later than 7am
But you know…
Someone decided it wasn’t happening 😾
(7:04am)
But I wanted to give you the exclusive on my news
And your fault if you don’t mute your notifications
(7:42am)
Harry?
(9:46am)
Are you mad at me?
(11:30am)
For real?
(11:56am)
No. I fell asleep again. Sorry.
I’m really exhausted
(12:21pm)
Oh ok.
Sorry I woke you up then
No problem Lou!
I’m happy for you and your crush btw
Have a good day!!!
(1:03pm)
Afternoon, you mean?
(1:34pm)
🖕🏻🖕🏻
Oh wait!!
You didn’t tell me why you freaked out
What happened?
(1:39pm)
He lives in the same city as me
(1:40pm)
Oh that’s cool!
Easier if you wanna start dating, right?
Yes
No
No dating
But
What if we cross paths?
What do I do if that happens?
Like. Should I ignore him?
Yes, probably a good idea.
Delete his number and ghost him
(1:40pm)
You’re so annoying ugh
No, but seriously.
What do you want me to say?
If you see him somewhere, just say hi
Who knows, maybe it will get you a free coffee?
But I don’t want to date now
But you don’t have to
You can be friendly and see where it goes
Yeah
Makes sense
Sometimes, you’re wise
(1:41pm)
Thank you
I’m definitely the person you wanna listen to if you need advice for your love life 😁
Don’t push it too much, H
Ok
Enjoy the rest of your day off while I’m suffering in anatomy class
Sounds fun
💃🏻
(6:32pm)
I hate my late shift 😒
Tell me you’re free
(6:34pm)
Lucky you
I’m on the bus
(6:34pm)
I suggest Q&A
Oh god
Okay
I’ll go first
Wait!
Do we need a safe word?
😏
Lou
I thought you’d never ask
For your “game”
(6:35pm)
I’m a little wounded by the quotation marks
Just sayin 😒
So?
Do you have a safe word?
Of course
Who do you think I am?
Safety first
Please stop talking
Writing
Whatever
I like my relationship with open…
communication
Trust is the key of safety
But know my color is always green with you
I’m going to mute you
Are you going to punish me?
Harry
Yes?
(6:36pm)
Don’t make me ask again
Oh
Sorry
D
A
D
I’m blocking you
D
I swear to god
Y
Why?
What did I do in another life ?
Oh stop whining Lou!
You’re no fun
Fibula
That’s your word?
Yes. Yours?
Croissant
(6:37pm)
Ooooh I love croissants !!!
Of course you do
J’adore la France
Oui
C’est merveilleux
Do you speak French?
Have we started the Q&A?
If you want
Fibula
What?
You’re kidding me
It’s an innocent question
My turn
Where did you grow up?
Croissant
SERIOUSLY
This is going so well
Were you always so annoying ?
(6:38pm)
It must be a joke coming from you
No but really! Why can’t you tell me where you’re from?
It’s not like I’m going to barge in your family home 🙄
Your game is going so nicely
🖕🏻
Look I’m from Cheshire
See?
Not too complicated
And I don’t live there anymore
(6:39pm)
Louis?
Are you gone?
My break is almost over
Don’t do this to me
(6:40pm)
You’re the one who woke me up this morning
Doncaster
Born and raised
Oh
Not far from me
Alright
I can live with that
I’m not freaking out
(6:41pm)
Do you live with roommates or on your own?
On my own
Look at you
My posh boy
*My*
Fibula
Why are you using your safe word?
I didn’t ask you anything here
You called me yours
It’s too much
You’re an idiot
(6:42pm)
That’s my stop
Already ?
Okay ☹️
We’ll talk soon
Don’t be greedy
Yes, sir
I hate you
You tell me that everyday
And yet…
You’re always coming back to me 💃🏻
Are you addicted to my great banter?
(6:43pm)
Croissant
꒰ ✉︎ ꒱