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SillyBillyWarWillies:
WaterWorks: How to add people to group chat?
Liechhheeeeeee: bitch this ain’t Google
WaterWorks: Oh, sorry!!!
WishFlower: Be nice, Lychee.
Liechhheeeeeee: coming from ur depressed ass??
TimeScissor: oh I gotchu
TimeScissor: @WaterWorks dm me who u wanna add
WaterWorks: Oh, yay!
LunarSlumber: My sea, who are you planning to add?
StoneGauntlets: Yes, there are not many of us and the only one I can think of is…
PineapplePride: Don’t even say it.
BlueyStark: damn not even worth a pronoun
PineapplePride: Absolutely.
SageWorshipper: I might remember someone else who could be added..
BlueyStark: for reasons she can’t be added
SageWorshipper: Oh, then nevermind.
- TimeScissor has added two users -
PineapplePride: Alright, who the fuck is it.
EmpressOfTheAbyss: Hi whores.
TimeScissor: Everyone, meet Black Pearl Cookie!!!
WaterWorks: Hi :3
SeekerAndCollector: You should take that Oyster Cookie’s calls.
EmpressOfTheAbyss: Who the fuck are you.
SeekerAndCollector: I’m Dreamweaver Cookie!!
LunarSlumber: My protege.
SylvanTime: It is a pleasure to see you again, Black Pearl Cookie.
EmpressOfTheAbyss: Oh, hi.
EmpressOfTheAbyss: How’s your spouse?
SylvanTime: I remember why I don’t invite you to our meetings.
PineapplePride: What spouse.
FireScale: i swear to god i will burn you down
WishFlower: Tread carefully, Tree.
Liechhheeeeeeeee: Hehehehehe
TentacleThemri: haueiqogenskchedndhakuq
BladeOfBoo: who the hell are you???
BlueyStark: huh they’ve got signal but no texts
WaterWorks: Abyss Monarch?
TentacleThemri: @WaterWorks, kill yourself.
LunarSlumber: I beg your fucking pardon.
EmberNInferno: oh now u’ve done it
WaterWorks: That’s okay :c
EmpressOfTheAbyss: OH THATS WHO U ARE??
EmpressOfTheAbyss: GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF.
WaterWorks: =[
FeatheredGrace: What in the name of all creation is going on..??
Liechhheeeeeeeeeeee: gay on gay violence
TimeScissor: yuri vs yuri who has the better girlfriend
WindyWay: Everyone, please stop antagonizing Sea Fairy, the lunar currents have destabilized.
LunarSlumber: @SylvanTime, mind telling me where the fish are?
SylvanTime: Now, now, Moonlight, your powers are meant to defend, not destroy.
FrostyTheSnowman: - 1 image attached -
FrostyTheSnowman: Icicle Yeti Cookie.
SeekerAndCollector: Aww!!! They’re a little guy!!
PineapplePride: So when is the lunar war? I need to make popcorn.
BlueyStark: hey my planet is still fucked what you want from me
SageWorshipper: Yes, my planet is still struggling to exist, a cosmic war will not help anyone.
FeatheredGrace: Never.
TentacleThemri: Anyone going to tell me why my name is.. this?
TimeScissor: I know what you and Electric Eel get up to. Don’t try me.
TentacleThemri: I have video of you getting railed into the ground by depressed flower lizard, don’t talk to me.
TimeScissor: YOU WANNA GO??
Liechhheeeeeeeee: LOTTIE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???!!!!!
WishFlower: Abyss Monarch Cookie, drop your location.
BlueyStark: i gotchu pookie
TentacleThemri: Kill yourself.
BladeOfBoo: damn threatening some crazy shit like that over getting dicked down
GhastlyDoom: I’ll do it.
PineapplePride: The hell you will.
StoneyFists: You and your weird obsession with him will end just as your master did.
Liechhheeeeeeee: all of u suck
EmberNInferno: I suck and swallow!!
WindyWay: …
FireScale: I did not need to know that.
EmberNInferno: u can’t be talking, mx i get topped by HollyBerry cookie of all people
FireScale: I WILL HUNT YOUR WORTHLESS ASS DOWN
PineapplePride: I beg your finest fucking pardon, Pitaya Dragon?
WishFlower: Timekeeper, are you free tomorrow for a little date at my palace?
TimeScissor: I’m always free, @EmpressOfTheAbyss, ya wanna come?
EmpressOfTheAbyss: Oh, sure, Lottie?
WishFlower: You are always welcome.
TentacleThemri: I would like my username changed.
SylvanTime: To what?
TentacleThemri: Will you do it?
SylvanTime: Of course! As the admin of this group chat, I am free to do whatever I like.
SylvanTime: I must admit, I did not check the usernames Timekeeper Cookie picked out.
SeekerAndCollector: I’m honestly shocked we didn’t have to change more..
LunarSlumber: Almost as if someone had the better thought to change them before the group chat was created…
SylvanTime changed one username -
WardenOfMonsterAndMayhem: This is.. Acceptable.
SylvanTime: You’re welcome!!
WaterWorks: My moon, I have to cancel our date night..
LunarSlumber: Oh why :(
WaterWorks: The seas have yet to calm in the area surrounding Beast - Yeast, I must admit I have been slacking off..
EmberNInferno: ya need any help? someone should prolly check none of her forces are still there
EmberNInferno: plus Pitaya asked me to go do recon I’ve just been avoiding it
WaterWorks: Oh that would be wonderful, Fire Spirit!
EmberNInferno: ill meet u at the sea by frosties palace?
WaterWorks: Yes!
SylvanTime: It is wonderful to see you all begin working in more unorthodox pairs.
Liechhheeeeeeeee: strange little cookie…
SylvanTime: I am no cookie, Lychee Dragon.
Liechhheeeeeeee: screw u
LunarSlumber: - 1 image attached -
LunarSlumber: @EmpressOfTheAbyys, this you?
EmpressOfTheAbyss: Where the hell did you get that.
Liechhheeeeeeee: U used to be preppy??
EmpressOfTheAbyss: Go join your parent.
SeekerAndCollector: Guys, there’s some weirdo invading the world of dreams
FeatheredGrace: Who?
SeekerAndCollector: - 1 image attached -
SeekerAndCollector: Anyone know who this is?
FireScale: oh that’s eternal sugar
FireScale: bitch ass whore who pissed on my wife
WardenOfMonsterAndMayhem: You need therapy.
BlueyStark: I mean, she did lock their wife in a rip off of flower lizard’s garden.
WardenOfMonsterAndMayhem: Oh, really?
WardenOfMonsterAndMayhem: I just thought she was weird.
FireScale: she is
FireScale: once tried to take my kid too
WishFlower: WHAT.
Liechhheeeeeeeee: AND SHES STILL ALIVE?!!??
PineapplePride: PITAYA.
FireScale: i wanted to kill her but holly wouldn’t let me ya know how that goes
TimeScissor: imagine letting your kid almost get kidnapped
FireScale: imagine committing autocannibalism
TimeScissor: die
WardenOfMonsterAndMayhem: @BlueyStark, what’s your deal
BlueyStark: oh hi im a space god
SageWorshipper: As am I.
GhastlyDoom: just got back who dis
BladeOfBoo: ignore them, they’re an ass
PineapplePride: Obscure Umbra, you should get a lobotomy.
SylvanTime: Now that’s not very nice, Ananas Dragon.
Liechhheeeeeee: anyway abyss monarch send a pic of urself
WardenOfMonsterAndMayhem: Why..?
TimeScissor: Catalogue reasons! I keep records of all legendaries, and it would really be nice if you could send one for the purposes of getting String Gummy Cookie off my back.
WishFlower: Please do it, Abyss Monarch, otherwise I’ll give Black Pearl your coordinates.
EmpressOfTheAbyss: Oh please do, Mocha Ray owes me.
WardenOfMonsterAndMayhem: Fine. - 1 image attached -
BlueyStark: Would.
SageWorshipper: Brother.
BladeOfBoo: Lowkey, yeah.
LunarSlumber: Aren’t you dating my brother??
EbonyFeather: You’re dating Stardust Cookie?
FeatheredGrace: - 1 image attached -
SylvanTine: Hhiiii!!!!!!
WindyWay: My lord?
Liechhheeeeeeee: alright who got the tree high
SylvanTime: I’m Dragon Eye!!!
SylvanTime: I asked the deer to bring the device to me, and it complied!! Like it would for a true dragon!!
FireScale: what
WishFlower: Hm?
TimeScissor: Please put your dad on the phone, I need to dm him. We’ve got an unfortunate situation.
SylvanTime: Apologies for the momentary delay, what is wrong, Timekeeper Cookie?
TimeScissor: I’ll dm you.