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Chapter 5

Notes:

everyone is messy asf lol, and its a wonder how no one picked up their relationship sooner.

also i made it a little longer than i usually do, and im tired asf lol

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Mon cœur 💕

April 28, 2014, 10:17 PM

Kevin
Are you bringing the strawberry crème brûlée or apple tarts?
Mon cœur 💕
Strawberry.

Today, 1:48 AM

Mon cœur 💕
My dick misses you.
Mon cœur 💕
I don't miss you, though.
Mon cœur 💕
Fuck, I'm so hard.

Today, 2:18 AM

Kevin
???
Kevin
What the fuck, Jean.
Kevin
Are you high?

Today, 2:46 AM

Kevin
You're such a fucking cunt.
Mon cœur 💕
I could be fucking yours right now, but you spent all the time in California with Jeremy.
Kevin
Jean, omg.
Mon cœur 💕
Am I wrong?
Mon cœur 💕
Or was the last time I was in you too much for you?
Mon cœur 💕
Squealed like a bitch.
Mon cœur 💕
So fucking tight.
Kevin
Fuck.
Mon cœur 💕
Are you wet right now?
Kevin
Fuck you.

Today, 3:01 AM

Kevin
Yeah.
Mon cœur 💕
Is the raccoon and rumpelstiltskin in the room with you?
Kevin
Yes.
Mon cœur 💕
Good.

Incoming Call

Today, 4:53 AM

Mon cœur 💕
Sleep, mon ange.

Jeremy Knox-Moreau
@officialjeremyknox

As much as I love exy, I would give anything to see this view all season 😏😏

15:06 PM · May 10, 2014


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I LOVE SUMMER LMAO

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marie-lynn @plsbitchmejeanmoreau · May 10 Replying to @jerejean4eva

How does this pertain to the post, babes??? ( ͠° - ͡°)∘ ∘ ∘?

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⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ yelena 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @jerejean4eva · May 10 Replying to @plsbitchmejeanmoreau

bc its the time that jerejean are the most active and . f r e a k y😛

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Neil @n.josten10 · May 10 Replying to @officialjeremyknox

pls get off my feed.

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Jean Yves Moreau-Knox @jeanyvesmoreau · May 10 Replying to @n.josten10

@kevindayofficial Get your pet gremlin away from my husband's reply section.

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Kevin Day @kevindayofficial · May 10 Replying to @jeanyvesmoreau

I do not know what you want me to do... I cannot control my teammate.

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riri😝 @jeremyknoxsbigcoque · May 10 Replying to @officialjeremyknox

AHHHHH HE'S SO HANDSOME OMGGG

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Kevin Day's Wife
@justgivemeonechanceorwhatevermichaelsaid

sometimes im going to sleep peacefully until my brain decides to remind me that kevin fucking day has a tramp stamp, and then not only am i fully awake, but also fully awake with a little problem to take care of

23:19 PM · May 15, 2014


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The Queen's Jester @sleepis4theweak · May 15 Replying to @sleepis4theweak

HOLY SHIT YEAH I REMEMBER THAT!!

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pls marry me kevin @valentinaplaysexy · Replying to @justgivemeonechanceorwhatevermichaelsaid

WAIT R U FR?? HOW COME IVE NEVER SEEN IT??

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helena 💋 @jostennation · May 15 Replying to @valentinaplaysexy

bc it was posted on josten's account for like 15 min before he said kevin deleted it

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farah🌺|| on pre-heat hiatus @farahwritessmut · May 15 Replying to @justgivemeonechanceorwhatevermichaelsaid

does anyone have it??? (my brain is coming up with a new fic LMAO)

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pls marry me kevin @valentinaplaysexy · May 15 Replying to @kevindayismymate

HOLY SHIT. i would be BRICKED ASF rn if i had the parts lol

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farah🌺|| BACK FROM HIATUS
@farahwritessmut

Hi Guys, just posted a new fic! I saw a shit ton of influx of Kevneil shippers and The Queen's tattoo, which gave me this lovely oneshot, so enjoy 😉😉 https://archiveofourown.org/works/86947561

14:46 PM · May 17, 2014


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Baby Got Back

Summary:

Practice had run long, drills bleeding into scrimmage until Neil could barely feel his legs anymore. His shirt clung to him, damp with sweat, and every muscle in his body ached in that dull, familiar way he had learned to ignore. All he wanted was a shower, maybe ten minutes of silence, maybe sleep.

He was halfway through pulling off his uniform when he looked up and saw it.

And just like that, exhaustion stopped meaning anything at all.

Because Kevin fucking Day had a tramp stamp, and Neil Josten was suddenly, horribly aware of it.

or

5 times Neil spirals over Kevin’s tramp stamp, and the +1 time he finally stops pretending it doesn’t affect him.

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary:

Neil wanted to punch Jason because this was not funny; he had been pent up for a month straight, and Kevin's fucking tattoo was not helping with the issue.

Notes:

This was a product of Kevneilers taking over my twt page, so enjoy lol. Also remember that English is my 4th language, so if you encounter some misspellings, then I apologize; however, please do not be disrespectful about it because I assure you, I could not give less of a shit 😊

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed non risus. Suspendisse lectus tortor, dignissim sit amet, adipiscing nec, ultricies sed, dolor. Cras elementum ultrices diam. Maecenas ligula massa, varius a, semper congue, euismod non, mi.

Proin porttitor, orci nec nonummy molestie, enim est eleifend mi, non fermentum diam nisl sit amet erat. Duis semper. Duis arcu massa, scelerisque vitae, consequat in, pretium a, enim. Pellentesque congue.

Ut in risus volutpat libero pharetra tempor. Cras vestibulum bibendum augue. Praesent egestas leo in pede. Praesent blandit odio eu enim. Pellentesque sed dui ut augue blandit sodales.

Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia curae. Aliquam nibh. Mauris ac mauris sed pede pellentesque fermentum. Maecenas adipiscing ante non diam sodales hendrerit.

Notes:

I hope you enjoyed it, you filthy whores!! xoxo

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  1. GOOD LAWD, now this is what i needed on this horrible day, some good ole smut by farah 😝😝

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    1. Always happy to provide 😼

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  1. do u take requests?

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    1. Actually, yes! We can talk about it on Tumblr if you want: farahwritessmut is my username :)

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Best Boy Neil!!✨

May 20, 2014, 07:48 AM

Best Boy Neil!!✨
snd me ur flight tckt deets.
Nicky
???
Nicky
no hi? hello? my name is?
Best Boy Neil!!✨
???
Best Boy Neil!!✨
tf u talkn bout?
Best Boy Neil!!✨
u kno my name tho??
Nicky
...
Nicky
okay, yeah. i can see why andrew was pissed at me lol
Best Boy Neil!!✨
wtv, js snd me the deets.
Nicky
if there was an eyeroll emoji just know that is what i would send rn
Nicky
check ur email

Today, 2:11 AM

Nicky
landed
Nicky
you might struggle a bit w the luggage lol
Best Boy Neil!!✨
thts bc u pack as if u wr movin
Nicky
Erik just looked over my shoulder and asked wtf was ur typing XDD
Best Boy Neil!!✨
tell erik tht its ur fault.
Nicky
Hey!
Best Boy Neil!!✨
bye.
Best Boy Neil!!✨
wr here.
Nicky
wait y is kevin here???

Today, 23:56 AM

Kevin
r u guys fucking him???
Best Boy Neil!!✨
fck off.

Nicky Klose 😘
@itsyaboinicky

Happy Birthday to me!! Thank you to everyone who showed up; it meant a lot to me!! #birthdayboy #intheus #withmycousins #31 #dinner #kevinisthebestcook #getreadyforapartyyyyy @a.minyard03 @aaron.minyard

Erik Klose @erik_k · May 23, 2014

Happy Birthday to my beautiful husband, Nicky. 💋💋

15:06 PM · May 23, 2014


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aaron. @aaron.minyard · May 23 Replying to @itsyaboinicky

untag me, i refuse to be associated with the two of you in public.

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bea @plsadoptmeandrew · May 23 Replying to @itsyaboinicky

OMGGGG HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICKY!! <333

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andrew minyard apologist @georgiaxx · May 23 Replying to @itsyaboinicky

HBD Nickyy!!! The food looks fucking FIRE

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Kevin Day @kevindayofficial · May 23 Replying to @itsyaboinicky

Happy 31st Birthday, Nicholas. I hope you have a fun day and enjoy your food :)

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Nicky Klose 😘 @itsyaboinicky · May 23 Replying to @kevindayofficial

typing this out and sending it while you are right across from me is CRAZY LMFAO

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Kevin Day @kevindayofficial · May 23 Replying to @itsyaboinicky

That is because you are always on your phone, including now.

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Andrew Minyard @a.minyard03 · May 23 Replying to @kevindayofficial

get off your phone and come here. ur dog is trying to murder the german.

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Kevin Day @kevindayofficial · May 23 Replying to @a.minyard03

I beg your PARDON?

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will @william.turner13 · May 23 Replying to @a.minyard03

i always forget that kevin and andrew are close ash, and then i look at posts like these and then i get flashbanged

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Andrew Minyard
@a.minyard03

everyone go follow my twin brother. @aaron.minyard

aaron. @aaron.minyard · May 23, 2014

untag me, i refuse to be associated with the two of you in public.

16:10 PM · May 23, 2014


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Andrew Minyard's Icepop @nauritslauren · May 23 Replying to @a.minyard03

LMAOO the twinyard relationship strikes again 😂😂

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aaron. @aaron.minyard · May 23 Replying to @a.minyard03

fuck you, andrew. why tf are people actually following me?!

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Andrew Minyard @a.minyard03 · May 23 Replying to @aaron.minyard

smile for your fans, i believe in you.

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kate <3 @katelyn.minyard · May 23 Replying to @a.minyard03

aaron wants me to tell you to fuck off, since his phone overheated

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Nicky Klose 😘
@itsyaboinicky

WOOOOO 31 IS LOOKIN GOOD SO FARRRRRR

23:03 PM · May 23, 2014


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Erik Klose @erik_k · May 23 Replying to @itsyaboinicky

Ich wäre mir da nicht so sicher, mein Schatz, wir haben Kevin verloren. Komm bitte nach unten
😅😅

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Nicky Klose 😘 @itsyaboinicky · May 23 Replying to @kevindayofficial

ah fuck

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Notes:

i had the idea of giving kevin a lower back tattoo, since WAY before i even had the idea for this fic, but on my journey to find a picture that wasn't too feminine nor masculine i found this, which is by James (@corwnvus) on X and i just had to share it
:P

also neil lurking is me LMAOO, and guess who kevin's dog is :)

and i have a smut fic thats kevjean, but idk if i wanna post it so i you want that then comment, but if i do post it then don't think its anything amazing bc its my first time writing smut lol