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fifia: where all yall
fifia: >>
fifia: come to the kitchen and help
danimal: are u srsly using the laptop in the kitchen WHILE doing sth that needs out help??
fifia: why not
rawrawraj: ill some and spill coffee there before i help
rawrawraj: what do you need helping with?
maYES!: charlie kirk assasination?
maYES!: ill help you load the gun store the ammo aim the shot
maYES!: ill even takee the balme for you
rawrawraj: ill hide the body!
meggyolk: isbt he lkie alresfy eadd
rawrawraj: yes meimei he is already dead
danimal: but it’s a hypothetical situation
chippychae: i mean i would help
fifia: no yoonchae ur not using the flamethrower
fifia: you almost burned the apartment
rawrawraj: who even uses a flamethrower for assasination
danimal: more like mass murder
meggyolk: piont ia
fifia: ? yes meg whats ur point
meggyolk: fka ethroerrs r nit goof fur assabtiaon
rawrawraj: THATS WHAT I SAID
rawrawraj: might as well grill him alive under the hot summer heat
chippychae: no difference
rawrawraj: would a rifle be better?
maYES!:a rifle is well enow
danimal: ouhhh shakespearean
maYES!: wh're can we receiveth a rifle though
danimal: fanmail?
fifia: FANMAIL?
fifia: DANI WTF??
danimal: i can post a status on weverse and have a rifle sent in 5 minutes tops
danimal: who are they to deny the birthday girl a gift
fifia: >> are you gonna leak our address
fifia: OH MNY FOD THE LAPTOP IS SHIT
danimal: idk
danimal: famnamail lowkey wierd
chippychae: it is
danimal: you never know what they send you
danimal: omg that reminds me
danimal: like when yoonchae got a strap for her 18th
meggyolk: I saw Lauren ordering one on her phone a while back.
meggyolk: They have the same design.
rawrawraj: quit the speech to text
rawrawraj: who tf even is lauren
maYES!: how doth thee coequal knoweth what t looks liketh
rawrawraj: YES HOW TF YOU YOU EVEN KNOW
chippychae: you you you you
rawrawraj: yoonchae we agree on a no typo pointing out deal
chippychae: it only works for you cuz i dont have hypos
rawrawraj: *typos
chippychae: SHUH TUH FUH UP
rawrawraj: *uh
rawrawraj: you gotta commit to the act baby
chippychae: IFNE WHATEVER
chippychae: ion een currrr
chippychae: I don’t care image
rawrawraj: i luh yuh ❤️
chippychae: i shoed megan the strap
rawrawraj: *showed
rawrawraj: wait what
rawrawraj: RIGHT AFTER I SAID I LUH YUH?
fifia: with a heart too
fifia: booo yoonchae
fifia: “a little respect for women could get you very very far”
fifia: yeah yoonchae ur not going anywhere
rawrawraj: that is some ass text-singing ngl
fifia: EXCUSE YOU
fifia: i was quoting sth else
danimal: guys i think we should undress the elephant in the room
maYES!: what daniela hath said
maYES!: yoonchae wherefore didst thee showeth megan a fucking dildo
danimal: does shakespear even swear
meggyolk: ưhy not
meggyolk: she trstus me
rawrawraj: wait why are we surprised
rawrawraj: they are dating ffs
fifia: ??
fifia: WHEN WAS THIS??
rawrawraj: megs said yooncahe confessed awhile ago
chippychae: *yoonchae
chippychae: sophia you even told my gf she was a gay chicken
rawrawraj: just rubbing it in my face
rawrawraj: tch
maYES!: lara contributing to their bedly actitivites
maYES!: LMFAO
rawrawraj: No That Was Not Me
rawrawraj: the wind is extra strong today
meggyolk: Babadook guide us Ah
danimal: this text to speech stuff sucks ass
danimal: *speech to text
danimal: why would you want babadook to guide you somewhere
danimal: that shi scary asf
chippychae: i think she meant barbatos guide us
danimal: ok thats even worse
rawrawraj: megan stop with your genshin propaganda
rawrawraj: the wind’s been making me do stuff
meggyolk: Not his fault.
meggyolk: Babadook gave you the freedom to do stuff.
meggyolk: oph ny god
meggyolk: this tging eally scuks
meggyolk: anw sont balme that on my boy baebaos
danimal: ?? meg tf ur saying
chippychae: genshin god
chippychae: named barbatos
fifia: oh yah yoonchae told me to pull for her once
fifia: got her a diluc?
fifia: red haired man with big ass bird
fifia: she was sulking
maYES!: i got her what she wanted one pull after
maYES!: pretty woman with big tiddies
fifia: she was rauma? i think
chippychae: yh and manon cursed my luck ever since
chippychae: i havent won any 5050s
meggyolk: isok i font too
danimal: this is too much im js gna have a drink
danimal: anyone want some
danimal: ?
meggyolk: barbstos
maYES!: when did u drink
maYES!: when were u old enough to drink
danimal: UHM??
danimal: since a YEAR ago??
danimal: exactly a YEAR ago?
fifia: ur still my baby
meggyolk: mommy phia
maYES!: im still THE baby tho
rawrawraj: ? yall fuck every night what the hell
rawrawraj: i didnt expect maphinz to be incestous and pedophilic
fifia: NO??
fifia: ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH??
fifia: I CALL HER BABY CUZ THATS A PET NAME??
danimal: so was the baby you called me a pet name or
fifia: telling you ur young asf affectionately
danimal: the elephant still isn undressed
danimal: if babadook gave yall the freedom to do stuff undress it
fifia: the elephant shall have its clothes
fifia: happy birthday dani
danimal: FANK YEW
danimal: so no cake for me?
rawrawraj: go buy some yourself ion curr
chippychae: i can lend you my flamethrower for a day
danimal: WHATAS WITH U AND HE MF FLAMEHTORWOER
danimal: omg
danimal: owo kill @/danimal
OwO: Lets... not do that, danimal…
rawrawraj: WHO TF INVITED OWO
meggyolk: mire gambking!
meggyolk: i csn finakly dellete genshin
chippychae: no
chippychae: i still need my sandrone
chippychae: and u need ur yae
meggyolk: oh rught
meggyolk: ưe still nesd those cokumdrone and em iuko shootis
chippychae: we can gamble in both
chippychae: gamble here to save the primos
chippychae: to satisfy the need to gamble
meggyolk: u right
meggyolk: owo kiss @/chippychae
OwO: kissing gif
meggyolk: smartichae
fifia: EW GET A ROOM
fifia: owo kill @/meggyolk
OwO: dying gif
fifia: EW NO WHYD SHE GET THAT ONE
fifia: WHY DID SHE BUMP INTO BOOBS AND DIE
fifia: NO BOOBS FOR MEGAN
fifia: ITS JULY
maYES!: #noboobsformeganinjuly
maYES!: i agree
maYES!: pride month already ended
meggyolk: ir js ebded bru
meggyolk: lenne have ny boobs
rawrawraj: the concept of megan only spelling boobs right
chippychae: she know what she wants
danimal: shuh tuh fuh uh
danimal: anyone but you can have a say on this