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“Ay S3v w3 d1d pr3tty good r1ght?” Noli said “Yeah XDD!” he responded watching the pizzeria that the two had set ablaze just a few minutes ago, the sun was setting—”W3lp t1m3 to go hom3 r1ght?” they said “Yup!” Sev said, “Alr1ght..” “TELEPORTING” “ERROR CODE: 666, TELEPORTIAN FAILED.” “FUCKING SHIT TELAMON DAMN IT, it seems we’ll need to walk home UGGHH!” Sev groaned dramatically. “Dud3 w3 CANNOT walk hom3, w3 ar3 som3 of th3 most want3d cr1m1nals 1n roblox1a AR3 YOU STUP1D?!” Noli replied annoyed, was Sev even listening? Sev was already walking towards an alleyway, he sat down on the cold concrete behind the dumpster, he had started to tinker with the C00lgui hoping to fix it before midnight. Noli had followed Sev and sat down next to him, it was cold, really cold, and they had stupidly forgot to wear their hoodie. They scooted closer to Sev who was focused on fixing the c00lgui wrapping their tail and arms around his torso, he was warm. Laying their head on his chest they felt the rising and falling of it and hearing his heartbeat, Noli yawned slowly drifting off to the sound of Sev's heartbeat. Soon they had fallen asleep.
1 hour later…
Sev, being so focused on fixing the c00lgui, had not noticed that Noli had decided to cuddle him—he didn’t mind though, it was cute. Well Noli was cute in general, his extremely messy curly black hair with dyed dark purple ends with random strands of bright seemingly glowing purple was so attractive it made his face stand out a lot… “Noli time to wake up, I fixed it, we can go home now.” Sev said quietly while shaking Noli trying to wake them up “Mmm.” Noli mumbled in reply, Sev sighed—Noli had always been a deep sleeper, prying Noli off of him he picked them up “Alright time to go home.” “TELEPORTATION REQUEST: ACCEPTED. TELEPORTING TO SEV’S APARTMENT… TELEPORTATION: SUCCESS."
He laid them down on the couch, and went to his bedroom to go to sleep…
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Early in the morning Sev was making uh, toast? He wasn’t sure honestly he never learned how to cook due to—reasons. “Morn1ng S3v..” Noli said, hugging him from behind, Sev being startled, whipped around turning on his C00lgui, and knocking Noli down, when he saw it was just Noli he quickly turned it off. “Bro that was stupid as fuck why’d you do that?!” Sev yelled, “W3ll g33z OW 1 3xp3ct3d for you to know 1t was m3!” Noli yelled back, Sev sighed trying to calm himself down, “Sorry Noli, you okay man?” Sev said, “Y3ah 1’m f1ne uh, sorry for startl1ng you.” Noli replied while getting up off the tiled floor. “Don’t worry, how’d you sleep?” Sev asked, turning back around as he heard the toaster, “Horr1bl333 your couch SUCKS” Noli complained. “Pfft yeah it does, sorry about that, I wasn’t sure where to put you.” Replied Sev, “Uh, 1s that br3akfast?!” Noli asked, looking at the burnt toast that was basically pitch black, “3w…” “Uhm noo…” Sev said throwing it out of the window, breaking the window. “TH3 FUCK1NG W1NDOW-” Noli yelled, “Heh, oopsies….” Sev said mischievously with a smirk on his face—”YOU RAT!” Noli suddenly said running over to Sev pushing him down but tripping in the process of doing so tripping and falling on top of him. Giggling could be heard from Sev, “Pfft it’s just a window!” “We can just get somebody to repair it.” Sev said while giggling, “Y3ahh okay what3v3r…” Noli said while looking into Sev’s eyes, blushing, “Such pr3tty 3y3s…” they thought to themselves. “Alright stop being so gay bruh.” Sev said, looking away while pushing Noli off of him and getting up, Noli got up shortly after Sev did, Sev sighed. “I'll just order us some food or something.” Sev said while walking to the couch, Sev sat down on the couch and pulled out his phone, “Uh what should we order?” Sev asked Noli, “Ehh anyth1ng, 1 don’t car3!” Noli said, jumping onto Sev's lap, laying down and laying their head on the arm rest, putting their hands behind their head and crossing their legs. “I’ll just order us some Bloxy colas, I’m not hungry anyways.” Sev said, “3hh m3 n31th3r.” Noli replied, “W3 should caus3 som3 chaos 1n Natural d1sast3rs surv1val!” “Fuck yeah! I’ll go get my jacket and glasses!” Sev replied, this time picking Noli up off of him and putting them on the couch instead of pushing or throwing them like he usually did.
A few minutes later…
“Alright, I’m ready, what about you Noli?” Sev asked, “Yep 1’m r3ady!” Noli replied “Okay then lets go already!”
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As the hackers arrived nobody really had noticed yet—until. “Hey, 0?” said the random robloxian to their friend, “Yeah?” 0 replied, “Why is that uh hacker you are like a fan of face on this tree?” “WHAT?! IT IS?! THAT MEANS 007N7 IS HERE!!” everyone heard them. And suddenly the sky turned into Noli and 007n7—and everything else. Soon everyone was screaming and everything in sight was on fire. “Pfft this is funny!” Sev said flying with Noli watching everything and everyone burning along with some things spinning around “H3h y3ah th1s 1s fun!” Noli replied, “Let’s go sit over there, it seems chill!” Sev said teleporting over there with Noli, “The smell of the smoke in the air and the screams of the robloxians is so nice to hear, I could fall asleep!” Sev said jokingly as he coughed from the smoke, “1 brought th3 bloxy colas by th3 way S3v!” Noli said grabbing them out of their bag, “Aw #### yes, hand me one Noli!” Sev said. “Okay bro.” Noli said as they threw the can of soda at Sev, “Catch!” it hit him in the face. “OW, WHY DID YOU DO THAT BRO THAT HURT.” Sev yelled, “HAH BULLS3Y3!” Noli yelled back in reply. “Pfft yeah okay whatever, cheers?” Sev asked, “Ch33rs to mayh3m!” Noli said loudly in reply, Sev was staring at Noli now. “Noli’s so pretty… His smile could put me under a spell in seconds, I’d do anything to protect him, to keep him safe.” Sev thought to himself, “S3v?” Noli asked “Huh?! Oh sorry Noli, I uh zoned out..” Sev replied “Hah, no worr13s!” Noli said.
Meanwhile…
“0 where are you going? The portal is the other way!” “I wanna meet 007n7!” 0 replied cheerfully, “0 that's a horrible idea, YOU COULD DIE! Please don’t go, you know when servers have been severely hacked sometimes Respawning doesn’t work because the Spawnpoints get buggy! Please don’t, you don’t wanna risk that!” the poor robloxian was starting to cry. “That's not gonna happen I promise! I’’ll be back soon, I mean we don’t even know if he’ll kill me, I’m sure he’s not that bad!” 0 replied “Fine.” the robloxian replied, trying to wipe the tears from their eyes. trembling, waiting at the portal for 0 to come back.
“So yeah that’s how-” Sev got cut off by seeing a robloxian approaching the two of them, “Uhm, hi 007n7? I’m a really big fan of you!” said 0, “Hah that’s funny, what you want my autograph or something?” Sev replied. “Oh I’d love that!” 0 said while happily smiling, “Sure. What’s your user?” Sev replied, “007n7sNumberOneFan!” they replied.
/fling 007n7sNumberOneFan”
“Hu-”
0 went flying. The unnamed robloxian saw their friend crash into something in the lobby with a loud thud and a sickening cracking noise—they did not respawn. ”0…?” The robloxian whispered to themselves looking at the mangled corpse of their friend that was bleeding out before they collapsed onto their knees sobbing loudly and shaking uncontrollably from the sight of their friend dying along with the horrific sight of the corpse.
“Dear little robloxian, are you okay? What happened?” Another robloxian came from the portal holding a large gear, this robloxian was quite large, bulky, and tall compared to your average robloxian, “007- 007n7 007n7 killed my friend and they didn’t respawn, I saw them die in front of me..” replied the robloxian who probably wasn’t even fully mentally there to even process who they were talking to. The mysterious robloxian knelt down in front of the robloxian, “It’ll be okay, I promise. I’ll see what we can do about that but right now, you need to get out of here, it’s not safe.” They said calmly trying to calm them down. They got up and reached out a hand to the little robloxian to help them up and watched them leave. The mysterious robloxian sighed, they hated how messed up hackers were, especially ones with no remorse. They smashed the portal after the little robloxian left so nobody could get in or out. For now. They looked over to the map that hadn’t changed yet, probably the server freezing due to the hacks, they looked around, the air was thick from the smoke of the fires that never stopped burning and the skies were of course, 007n7 and Noli. “Disgusting.” They thought to themselves.
“Hah-” Sev was interrupted seeing somebody with a big hammer in the lobby…? “Huh?” Sev squinted trying to see who it was, then he realized—”OH ####! NOLI!” Sev yelled “WHAT?!” Noli yelled back startled by Sev practically screaming at them, “DOOMBRINGER!” Sev pointed towards DoomBringer. He definitely heard him as he was now looking at the two of them. “OH ####..” Noli replied, “####### #### my teleportation isn’t working, it got disabled… GIVE ME A KISS GOODBYE NOLI WE ARE SO DEAD!” Sev yelled “3W N-” Noli yelled as the two of them were suddenly teleported right in front of DoomBringer, but before Sev could even react which probably would’ve been shielding Noli, they had been teleported back to his apartment.
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“Huh?! What the fuck!?” Sev said, he looked at Noli, his bright purple strands of hair seemed to be glowing much brighter than usual—no he was probably just imagining it from the shock of what just happened. “What just happ3n3d?!” Noli said, "I'm not sure, but I’m glad you’re safe.” Sev replied, calming down at just the sight of Noli, Noli was quite confused by the sudden calmness of Sev but they didn’t mind. As long as he was safe. ”Mhm…”Noli replied going to hug Sev, “Dud3 you are SO tallll” Noli said looking up at Sev who was 5’10 while they themselves were 5’4, “Pfft nah not really, did you see DoomBringer that dude was like at least 7’5!” Sev replied jokingly, “Y3ah 1t was crazy!” Noli said as they hugged Sev even tighter, laying their head against his chest as they sometimes did, he smelled good.
“You know 1 have a fun 1d3a..” Noli said while stepping away from Sev. “Hm?” Sev asked curiously, “Let’s paint our horns each other's colors!” they said as they pulled out the paint from their bag, that thing was basically a mini pocket dimension. “AW FUCK NO!” Sev said while running away, “NO YOU G3T BACK H3R3, W3 ARE DO1NG TH1S!!” Noli yelled, running after him.
“Alr1ght now s1t on th3 floor or 3ls3 1 won’t b3 abl3 to r3ach your horns!” Noli said to Sev as they made him sit on the floor while they sat on the couch. “Okay okay geez no need to yell!” Sev said in reply,
A minute or two later…
“Alr1ght, don3! Your horns ar3 so small 1t d1dn’t take long!” Noli said, proud of their painting skills, “Now time to do your horns, Noli!” “1’m scar3d…” Noli replied jokingly in a scared yet sarcastic tone. “Nah you don;t have to be scared, I’m good at painting!” Sev said, “L13’s…” Noli replied, “Alright well come here and sit bruh.” Sev said, annoyed. “Y3ah y3ah hold on sorry 1 was wash1ng my hands.” Noli replied, going over to Sev and sitting where he could reach their horns.
“Noli has such unique and pretty horns although they are quite big compared to him, I wonder if he carves them himself?” Sev thought to himself while painting their horns red. He didn’t actually mind getting his horns painted purple, he was mainly joking around.
5 minutes later…
“Done!” Sev said cheerfully, “H3ll y3ah w3 look so gr3at! But 1 look b3tt3r!” Noli said in an egotistical tone jokingly. “Nah, I do!” Sev replied joking around with them, “Y3ah y3ah what3v3r, w3 both look good but 1’m t1r3d as fuck, can w3 go to b3d now?” Noli said tiredly, “Mhm we can, I’m also tired.” Sev said, “Let’s go.” “But 1'm so t1r3ddd 1 don’t wanna walkk!” Noli exclaimed. “Bro..” Sev sighed picking up Noli “I’ll carry you then, okay?” Sev said, “F1n3 w1th m3!” Noli replied, holding onto Sev as he walked down their apartments hallway to the bedroom. “Alright we’re here now bruh.” Sev said, climbing into the bed after Noli did.
In the middle of the night.
“Bro.. you your horns k33p on h1tt1ng m1n3..” Noli told Sev while they were half asleep “Well then move over..” Sev replied tiredly, “Nuh uh…” Noli mumbled, moving even closer to Sev.