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Anger issues @kingexplosionmurder
As expected.
Not nanako @kittycat8
@kingexplosionmurder girl wdym 😭
Green? @deku
@kittycat8 as expected!
Not nanako @kittycat8
@deku burn in hell
Plus ultra! @UA_Official
Congratulations to the incoming class of XXXX! We are excited to see the next generation of heroes grow under our care. With a new special staff member, we’re excited to see who these future heroes will become.
Plus Ultra!
Not Nanako @kittycat8
@UA_Official ohhhhhh
I AM NOT HERE @apollounofficial
if I was the politest boy ever u think ua would let me in
Do not dm me @ashouta1234 🔒
@apollounofficial no
Nekodeeznuts @nekochan
@apollounofficial no <3
Nekodeeznuts @nekochan
@nekochan LMFAO WRONG ACCOUNT I DO NOT CONDONE LAW BREAKING DONT BE LIKE APOLLO (UNLESS U CAN) (BUT DONT SERIOUSLY)
I AM NOT HERE @apollounofficial
@nekochan facts ^^^^^
Aldera sux
Izuzu
GUESS WHO’S GEN ED???????
Katsudon
WHO THE F*** CARES
SHUT UP
Nakoko
Aww did u not get into the hero course
Katsudon
Who the f*** do you think I am
I’m not a failure
Nakoko
Lolllll u know i’m /j
Congrats guys!!!!!
Excited to be ur senpai once more :3c
Izuzu
It’s both scary yet exciting
Imagine what we could do to eraser
Nakoko
IMAGINE WHAT WE COULD DO TO ERASER!!!!!
Katsudon
Don’t you guys already f*** with him enough
Nakoko
Of course not, young padawan
Izuzu
I mean he does owe u
Nakoko
Exactly
Lifetime coupon
Katsudon
For f****** what
I thought he didn’t know who you guys are
Nakoko
It’s a secret
I’lll tell u if eraser ever finds out
Which is hopefully never
Anyways
Tell us if he gives u a hard time we’ll give u blackmail on him 👍
Katsudon
No thanks
I don’t need your f****** help
The Big Three + 1
Nudist
It was so fun seeing everyone together again!!!!!!!!
Introvert
There was too much going on
EXTROVERT
Well, it’s the first day, so the first years are obviously super excited!!!!!!
HEY
WHO CHANGED THE NAME AGAIN
NACHAN
Class pet
Huh
Oh
Lol
EXTROVERT changed the name to The Big Four!
Class pet
STOP lakshfjalskjhf
I’m not even a hero student 😭
WHY CANT I CHANGE IT BACK
EXTROVERT
:)
Nudist
You’re close enough!
EXTROVERT
:)))))))
Introvert
Blink twice if u need help
Class pet
Arent u guys busy with hero stuff or something
EXTROVERT
The school year just started!!!!!
Besides mirio is dealing with some quirk issues :(((((
Class pet
?
Introvert
Its gotten wonky
Nudist
It seems the universe doesnt like me 🙃
Introvert
Its like some sort of super strength or something
Class pet
(≖_≖ )
I see…?
U did smell a little off
But i thought
Hmmmm
Nudist
?????
How did u know i skipped my shower yesterday??????
EXTROVERT
Cats have better sense of smell than humans i guess??????
I mean it makes sense but nachan’s never complained before
Maybe its extra bad this time
Yikes mirio……
Introvert
Hey can we not talk about this
Nanako?
Class pet
Huh what im here
Oh its a cat thing
Yeah
Introvert
Busy again?
Class pet
U wouldnt believe 😔
EXTROVERT
Boooooo
It’s not any bad teachers this time right?
Class pet
A;dlfhajsl;djf no thank god
Nudist
First year sure was something…..
Class pet
They were hella quirkist!!!!!!!!I
I know ua’s a hero school but they cant be slacking on their business courses
Introvert
But it is hard to find anything on the quirkless
Ur lucky u r who u r
Nudist
And we’re gonna help spread the word!!!!
EXTROVERT
YEAHHHHHH
Class pet
Awwww
U guys r the best <3
[Encrypted messages from File 1.01.0315XX. Translated for viewer convenience. See original?]
<kittycat8> izu found anything yet
<apollo> some
<apollo> shigaraki tomura?
<kittycat8> is that his name? Know anything abt him?
<fishsleeper> nothing as of now
<fishsleeper> he’s new new
<fishsleeper> got some strong backing tho
<apollo> something about a king?
<apollo> working on analysis btw but it’ll take a bit since school’s starting soon
<kittycat8> coolio
<kittycat8> i’ll see what i can find
<kittycat8> izuku, brother… be careful
<kittycat8> something seems off this time
Aldera sux
Purrfection
┬┴┬┴┤･ω･)
Katsudon
F***
Off
Purrfection
I just wanted to know how ur first day of school went :(
Katsudon
YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT ALL MIGHT BEING MY F****** TEACHER
YOU B****
PUSSY
Izuzu
WHAT
NO FUCKING FAIR
Nakoko
A;dfha;sldkj it was only rumors!!!!!!!
Katsudon
Rumors my a**
Izuzu
ARGH
I wanna be there so bad now ;-;
Nakoko
U r kinda there tho
Like u can see him
Izuzu
It’s not the same!!!!!!
Nakoko
U LITERALLY MET HIM
Izuzu
I KNOW AND IM NEVER GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT IT
Katsudon
What the actual f***
AND YOU DIDN’T F****** TELL ME
YOU BASTARD
Izuzu
I FORGOT
SORRY
Nakoko
WHY ARE WE YELLING
Izuzu
I DONT KNOW LMAO
Katsudon
Im leaving you all to rot in hell
Goodbye
Nakoko
Noooooo not hell!!!
Izuzu
Aslkfjasjkldf BYE
[Audio data pulled from File 2.00.0424XX. Transcript provided below.]
[Apollo] Hey Nachan?
[“Nachan”] Yeah?
[Apollo] So about that Shigaraki guy you had me look into-
[“Nachan”] Uh oh… I don’t like the way you’re sounding.
[Apollo] Yeah……. Turns out he MIGHT be more trouble than we thought…
[“Nachan”] I TOLD you! Informants aren’t saying a peep, but I think they’re just bored.
[Apollo] Well, this is something that needs to be given to Eraser and Detective.
[“Nachan”] Weren’t we going to do that anyways?
[Apollo] No, like NOW.
[“Nachan”] Sure, I guess. I thought we were gonna hold off until we got his identity?
[Apollo] He’s gathering villains to attack UA.
[“Nachan”] Oh.
[Apollo] Yeah, oh. I’ll stick around for a bit to see if he has any plans.
[“Nachan”] You better be fucking careful or I will find you and-
[Apollo] Yeah, yeah I get it. There’s so many people here I won’t be found. I promise.
[“Nachan”] You’re so lucky I’m stuck helping Takai with his secret project.
[Apollo] Love you~!
[“Nachan”] I’ll accept it when you stop putting yourself in unnecessary danger.
[A few seconds pass in silence. You can hear the rustling of fabric and shallow breaths from Apollo’s mic.]
[“Nachan”] [She scoffs.] Idiot.
[Apollo] HEY! I heard that!
[“Nachan”] And I’ll fucking say it again. IDIOT.
Nighttime Shenanigans
Purrfection
So
Detective
If you bring up that slime villain one more time
Purrfection
Adkjflashdflk
ITS NOT HIM THIS TIME I SWEAR
Detective
Oh
Then what is it?
Purrfection
There’s a big villain group that’s going to attack the USJ 👉👈
Eraser
What
Why
No they’re not
Apollo
Denial isn’t healthy, eraser!!!!!!!!
Purrfection
No its a river in egypt
Eraser
What?
Purrfection
Asfjkashdfjkl
NOTHING
But yeah no it’s actually serious this time
Detective
What group?
Apollo
Some new group
They’re targeting all might for some reason
Like
They think they can kill him
Detective
That is quite the serious claim
Eraser
Did you even tell nedzu yet
Purrfection
Why
Thats ur job mr pro hero and staff member
Eraser
You literally are commissioned by him to test our security measures
Purrfection
And
Apollo
Ur what
Detective
I concur
Purrfection
I try hacking into UA’s firewalls ONCE and no one ever lets me live it down
Apollo
U were literally hacking since u were a baby
Eraser
Once again
What?
Purrfection
Hes exaggerating
Apollo
How we met?
Remember????
Purrfection
Afjkalsdhfklasdjhfkl
U know what u got a point
Detective
Im not even gonna ask
That seems like terrifying territory
Eraser
A giant fucking landmine that i wont touch either
I’ll let nedzu and the others know
We’ll see what he decides to do
Nekodeeznuts @nekochan
Ootori Fuma. 26 y/o. Quirk: N/A.
“Not to add to the fucking statistic, but I’m done. I just want to say thanks to my neighbor who actually gave a fuck about me. I better be a fucking pebble or something in my next life.”
#projectlotus
Green? @deku
Not to be mean but akldjfhaslkdhflkj the media fucking sucks
Not nanako @kittycat8
@deku no speak ur truth
Green? @deku
@kittycat8 I DID AND IT WASNT EVEN THEM SO WHAT WAS THE POINT Buncha sheep i tell u
Anger issues @kingexplosionmurder
@deku what the fuck it wasn’t even them???? What the fuck happened then?
Not nanako @kittycat8
@kingexpplosionmurder dw abt it
Plus Ultra! @UA_Official
Earlier today, an alarm went off on our campus. We have not found the cause yet, but we will continue to investigate the issue. All of our students and personnel are safe. While we are aware of the fame that comes with the Number One hero, please keep in mind that this is a school with students. Your next scoop shouldn’t put the safety of children in jeopardy. Thank you for your time and plus ultra!
Anger issues @kingexplosionmurder
My friends are fucking stupid
Green? @deku
@kingexplosionmurder OMG HE USED THE F WORD
In the clouds @ura_ocha
@kingexplosionmurder you have friends???????
Not nanako @kittycat8
@kingexplosionmurder says the one who- [gets shot]
MANLY @crimsonriotstan
@ura_ocha then what are we????
In the clouds @ura_ocha
@crimsonriotstan your guess is as good as mine
Anger issues @kingexplosionmurder
@ra_ocha @crimsonriotstan you two are better than idiots 1 and 2
Not nanako @kittycat8
@kingexplosionmurder i literally just died and u slander me so
Green? @deku
@kittycat8 YEAH GET HIM
Detective
Purrfection
WAIT I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE FUCKING SHIGARAKI THING
Detective
The slime villain is locked up
I cannot do anything more
Im being serious
Purrfection
Adfa;sfdjk;dsahfkls wait its not that i promise
Im done w him
For now
Detective
Oh
What’s up?
Purrfection
So like
U know how we talked about afo
Detective
Yes?
Purrfection
And how we both know AM is connected thru his quirk ofa
Detective
I did not know we both knew that
When did you find out???
Purrfection
Mehh dw abt it
But Is there a reason why he’s teaching at UA?
And is that reason vaguely mirio-shaped?
Detective
You know mirio?
Purrfection
Uh
UA third year
Remember?
Detective
Right
I totally remember that
But it might be
Why?
Purrfection
Adka;shfjaklsdf OKAY THANK GOD
Ive been smelling some ancient stuff from him and i thought i was trippin or something 😭
Detective
What?
Smell?
Purrfection
Its a quirk thing
But yeah he said he was having some quirk issues
And plus all the stuff i just learnt
The dots were connected
Detective
I see
Toshinori passed his quirk on to mirio
I don’t really know that much about their relationship
Sir Nighteye knows more
Wait do you know him?
Purrfection
I grew up w like the two biggest AM fans ofc i know who Sir Nighteye is
And also mirio’s been interning with him so
OH WAIT
That’s why he was chosen??????
Detective
I mean it makes sense?
I honestly don’t know much more than the quirk transfer
Purrfection
Hmmmm
Honestly whatever it’s probably not too important
But thx for the clarification i was so confused
Detective
No problem
So no more slime villain mention either?
Purrfection
A;dfhas;dfh;skadhfjkds
IM SORRY
I got a bit heated i know
Detective
The email chain kept going
It’s 500 messages long
Purrfection
LMFAO
Honestly not my longest
One of my work ones was in the thousands
Detective
Why???????
Purrfection
It got personal
And not like in a bad way
Like. uhhhhhhh
He doesn’t really text or call cause he gets super busy w work so emails are really the only way we talk
Detective
And with you, i’m assuming these conversations get pretty long
Purrfection
HEY
>:(
Detective
Lol
Have a good night
Uh
Morning?
Purrfection
LMAO
Have a good one
Hopefully nothing too troublesome happens :3
Detective
Great
Now you’ve jinxed it