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2026-07-17
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2026-07-17
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I Need to Find Trade

Chapter 2: Ellie the Homophobe

Summary:

Ellie gets approached by Mr. Bitch the vice principal. She thinks she's in trouble because she accidentally reposted an LGBT TikTok even though she was being homophobic in the comments but Mr. Bitch actually wants her to find teacher trade for him.

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Hi, my name is Evelyn but everyone calls me Ellie and I'm in class right now. The mega speakers at school that haven't been upgraded in a million years do a beat drop and that's when I realize they're saying my name on the school speakers. My classmates don't really care and there's no teacher in the classroom right now so I just walked out.

I'm probably in really big trouble even though I literally didnt do anything... but whatever.

 

When I sat in the office chair Mr. Bitch was scrolling on his phone and I noticed he had oddly glossy nails. And then he turned the phone screen to my face and showed me something familiar.

A TikTok video about pride month. I immediately got angry. I remember preaching in the comments because it's just. I don't know I just don't like gay people.

And then he pointed out that I reposted it. Oh gosh Oh my gosh. I did not mean to what the fuck.

 

"Ellie. I need you to find trade."

Notes:

Mr. Bitch you will never read this but please fuck yourself to men once, I promise it's better than just talking to the pretty female students at the school you practically rule 'cause you're the vice president and the actual principal keeps changing for some reason.

For my friends who read this, thank you so much for caring for me and cheering me up, or even just being there. I love you guys <3

For random people reading... have fun I guess idk. I love y'all too.