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TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:55

So if I’m following correctly, you’re all from an alternate past that could be in our future because your Junior was sent back to the past?

Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:55

The time continuum is suffering
It’s a wonder no paradoxes have been caused
I’m about 96.87% certain he’s just created a bifurcated time branch instead

Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:56

that’s time travel for you baby! ✨✨✨✨

YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:56

Makes about as much sense as Mikey when he’s in one of his ’spiritually enlightened’ moments

Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:56

also Caseys not in the lair

MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:57

The spirits do not enlighten me
I enlighten them

Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:58

future me is so cool (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
please please please teach me your ways

MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:58

We’ll see

Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:59

!!!!!!!

YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:59

You lost your Casey???

NeonLeon Today at 14:00

nah dw Sensei he’s fineeee
@Razzmadazzle✨Casey’s with Cassandra rn
she’s getting him to meet her brownie scouts

YeehawPeepaw Today at 14:00

Sensei?

Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 14:01

that’s today?????
ohmigosh!!! do you think shell give him her secret brownie recipe
I need to knoww ╥﹏╥

Redangelraphie Today at 14:01

Haven’t you already got a recipe though
Raph remembers they tasted really good

Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 14:01

but its a secret recipe
I wont let her keep her secrets

NeonLeon Today at 14:01

gl with that
actually you can ask her in a sec
i’ll portal us both over

Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 14:02

@MysticMasterOogwaydid future Cass ever tell you?

MysticMasterOogway Today at 14:02

(ᵕ—ᴗ—)

Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 14:03

(◕︵◕)

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:03

It’s not like it matters anymore. We lost the resources to create brownies years ago

Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 14:04

(ಥ﹏ಥ)
joint worst. sorry Raph (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Redangelraphie Today at 14:04

?????

NeonLeon Today at 14:04

thanks mr bearer of bad news
uou made him miserable

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:04

It’s simply how our future is

Redangelraphie Today at 14:05

Raph really wants to give all his future brothers a hug right now

MysticMasterOogway Today at 14:05

Thanks mini Raph

Redangelraphie Today at 14:06

❤️❤️❤️
Anytime big man

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:07

If it’s any consolation, we haven’t lost all sources of food
We still have my vegetable garden for one

Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 14:07

Oh thank Galileo it survived

NeonLeon Today at 14:07

but no PIZZA Donnie
no PIZZA
these guys are living off of vegetables and rats

YeehawPeepaw Today at 14:08

Man do I miss pizza

[pizza emoji: 2 ] [loudly crying emoji: 1 ]

Thanks for rubbing it in kid
Wair rats?

Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 14:09

CJ said you ate rats in the future

MysticMasterOogway Today at 14:09

…oh

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:10

Well now you’ve made him miserable
And me nauseous

NeonLeon Today at 14:11

yikessss my bad
I’m just gonna go get Casey
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MysticMasterOogway Today at 14:11

I don’t know any recipes for rat soup
How do I make a rat taste good?

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:12

You don’t

Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 14:12

maybe dad will know?
he says he’s eaten rat before so…

MysticMasterOogway Today at 14:12

HE WHAT?

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:13

This chat is a minefield and not the fun kind

YeehawPeepaw Today at 14:14

There’s no fun kind
If what I’m hearing is correct, and these guys are who they say they are, we’re going to have to improve our rationing system. And discover TIME TRAVEL

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:14

And get you a new arm

YeehawPeepaw Today at 14:15

I’m sorry what

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:16

Did you not see past you’s text?

Replying to message by: NeonLeon like super cool, freed everyone from the krang labour camps with one arm and a ladder Master Leonardo????

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:18

This one. The one you replied to

YeehawPeepaw Today at 14:18

My eyes may have glazed over that bit

NeonLeon Today at 14:18

nooo
don’t tell me ny eyesight goes in the future too 😭😭😭😭

YeehawPeepaw Today at 14:19

My eyes are fine
And I thought you said you were leaving?

NeonLeon Today at 14:20

there’s to much drama in the chat to stay away
i’]m multitatasking

Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 14:21

Maybe that’s how future you loses his arm
’Multi-tasking’

YeehawPeepaw Today at 14:22

No one is losing an arm.

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:22

Let’s hope not. However I am drafting plans for a robotic one as we speak.

YeehawPeepaw Today at 14:22

Let’s not do that

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:23

Aren’t you always saying how it pays to be prepared? Besides, it’s not too dissimilar to my current project

Redangelraphie Today at 14:23

Leo says that?

MysticMasterOogway Today at 14:23

Your top secret project?

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:23

I will reiterate there is no top secret project

MysticMasterOogway Today at 14:23

I have my ways of knowing these things

YeehawPeepaw Today at 14:24

Okay, now I’m curious. Just what are you cooking up in that lab of yours?

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:24

Nothing

Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 14:25

I believe you future me wink wink

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:27

Sigh.
Stop blowing up my DMs younger me. There’s nothing to tell

Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 14:29

Very well! But as a genius robotics expert like myself, surely you must have some projects going currently that are not so secret. That you can share with a fellow likeminded individual.
I’m asking for a friend that is me.
And science!

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:30

Fret not, my younger, slightly less genius self. There is no need to beg. I have plenty to share with a young aspiring mind. For instance I designed the very bunker my brothers and I reside in

YeehawPeepaw Today at 14:30

It’s why everything is so purple

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:30

I fail to see why that is a problem?

Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 14:31

It’s (in my unbiased opinion) the best colour

TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 14:31

Exactly. Younger me gets it. Truly a turtle of great taste. He will accomplish incredible things I’m sure

Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 14:31

GASP
Oh sweet sweet parental validation

Redangelraphie Today at 14:32

He’s you?

Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 14:32

Sometimes you have to do these things yourself