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Saturday, 9:16
Hope Enthuisast: Hello everyone, how did you all sleep?
Bitchy Hoe: Please stfu ur triggering me
Say Cheese!: Hiyoko, be nice; it's too early for that. I slept fine, Nagito.
Princess Peach: I too slept well. What about you, Chiaki?
Player One: I slept fine too
Purple heart-attack: I slept amazingly with my lovely girlfriend, Kaede!
Purple heart-attack: Sent an attachment!
Chihuahua: Ain’t it a rule, boys n girls can’t share a dorm?
Shark Attack: He gets off easy because he's “Special needs.”
Purple heart-attack: Jump off kaz
Band-Aids: Refrain from using such foul language this early in the morning! I also slept well, Nagito!
Purple heart-attack: Ughhhhgfjvgndfvdfv
Sunflower: Why are you all awake and texting at such an early time?
Hope Enthusiast: Ah, good morning to you too Hajime!
Bitchy Hoe: God, it’s too early for this gay shit, I'm going to bed
Hope Enthusiast: Good night Hiyoko.
Bitchy Hoe: Don’t say my name queer!
Say Cheese: Hiyoko’s in a bad mood because her hair's tangled. I’m sorry about her.
Hope Enthusiast: It’s no problem at all Mahiru!
Dog Owner: Good Morning everyone.
Titties: GOOD MORNING
Mechamaru: GOOD MORNING TEAM, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
Freakazoid: It most certainly is, my dear Nekomaru. Can I interest you in a special breakfast for such a special day?
Freakazoid has been kicked!
Breeding Kink: I see the master of cooking is up to his old tricks again.
Shark Attack: Morning Gundham!
Breeding Kink: A devine morning to you aswell Paramour.
Who?: Hello everyone, I hope you have a great morning. Remember the picnic Chiaki set up for 2:30 today
Player One: Ah, thank you for mentioning that, I think
Loud Ass Bitch: IBUKI ALSO SAYS GOOD MORNING TO HER CLASS AND KICHI
Band-Aid: Ah, you finally woke up Ibuki!
Loud Ass Bitch: Did you miss me my dear Mikan?
Sunflower: On the topic, does everyone know what they are bringing?
Loud Ass Bitch: OF COURSE IBUKI KNOWS WHAT TO BRING
Titties: Can’t say I won’t eat it before I get there, but sure!
Who?: Me and my friend will be coming aswell. They will bring homemade treats.
Purple heart-attack: im still included right🥺🥺
Player One: It’s okay, I’d love for all of our classes to get together
Purple heart-attack: i can talk to toko woko!
Player One: That would be great, thank you
Loading up another chat!
Purple heart-attack: Yo, Toko Woko, are u and ur class up for a picnic?
Wanna-be Yandere : Use correct grammar for god's sake, and I don’t know why I would care about whatever anyone but Byakuya says.
No, That’s Wrong!: I think that would be great for everyone! What time, Kokichi?
Purple heart-attack: Ofc you think it is. Anyway, it's at 2:30 PM, in the park near the Ice cream parlor.
Kokomi Teruhashi: That sounds wonderful!
Gothic getup: I suppose that time is fine.
D1 detective: That seems like a good time for most of us, yes?
Otter: Yup Yup! Me n Sakura should be back from our doughnut hunt by then!
Wanna-be rockstar: Sure, me n Yasu should be able to make it!
Wanna-be gojo: I would be delighted to join my fellow classmates in this outing.
Alpha: Me and Junko can try to make it.
WALKING FUCKING STUDENT HANDBOOK: I will make sure both Chihiro and Mondo are in attendance at this outing!
Closeted homosexual: I suppose I shall attend.
Purple heart-attack: great thanks homos!
Loading up another chat!
Purple heart-attack: yo yo yo, Chiaki wants us to go to a picnic at 2:30, y’all cool with it?
I like space: Kaito and I should be there; do we need to bring anything?
Purple heart-attack: If ya want! Chia said she would probably have enough food for all of us!
Weedmaster3000: Sure, I don’t mind going.
The Bug Movie: Gonta would like to join in the fun!
Tennis Racket Sized: I can make it, sure.
Cultist: Atua says that me, Himiko, and Tenko will be in attendance!
Shirlock Holems: I can make it.
Cultist #2: I will be sure to make my presence known.
Zosan Enthuisast: It would be just plain boring if I didn’t join!
Maid-sama or smth: I will prepare some tea and some sweets.
CLANKER: I won’t be able to eat, but I’d love to hang out!
Purple heart-attack: We already know that kiiboy!
CLANKER: I’m sick of your robophobic comments, Kokichi!
Purple heart-attack: Yawns, anyways its in like 3 hours so #getready
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Kokichi yawned aloud as he stretched, rolling over only to be stopped by a body. Kaede. He had honestly forgotten she was here. He had nearly forgotten Miu was also there, but she let out a shrill shriek that woke him and the blonde in his arms up. They both turned to look at her, confusion etched on their faces. The blonde on the floor blushed heavily and grabbed her bag and such before darting towards the door. The two on the bed sat in silence after that, debating whether they should go back to sleep. The smaller decided for them and got out of bed, yawning as he did so, and went to the bathroom. The blond lay in the bed for a while before getting up and looking for her bag. She checked to make sure she had everything, which she did, and waited for Kokichi to leave. It took a while, as she had learned from their few sleepovers that he took long showers. She took the time to clean, making sure she got all the trash around his room. She pondered vacuuming, but the door opened the second she reached for it. The purple-haired male stepped out, wrapped in a semi-dyed towel. Kaede snickered and made her way into the bathroom past him. It was relatively clean, unlike his room. She appreciated this and set her bag down so she could start. She took out everything she had packed for this moment. Facial cleanser, moisturizer, face serum, face exfoliate, and a few other items. She left them on the counter and stripped down. She started the shower and instantly felt a sigh of relief at the fog that started. She hopped in, sighing happily at the warm water that hit her body. She looked around a bit in the shower and smiled when she saw the specific body wash she used, along with a washcloth. Kokichi and Kaede had been ultimately so used to each other coming over and staying the night. While it was normally the males' dorm they stayed at, she also had notions that he was over 4 out of 5 times. Her mini fridge had a small box of Poptarts in the purple-haired male's favorite flavor, and a 6-pack of Panta.
She continued reminiscing on the two's relationship before hopping out of the shower. She grabbed the semi-dyed pink towel from when she had come over trying to dye some of her hair pink. Her hair still had a slight pink hue to it, which made her smile every time. She wrapped it around herself and made her way to the counter. She started to apply each facial cleansing cosmetic she had brought to her face and started her routine. It was quick and efficient; she hated delaying the inevitable by taking forever. She stuffed everything back in her bag, humming happily to a song she remembered playing the day prior. Once she was back in the room, she saw Kokichi on his phone, small sounds coming from it now and then. Kaede smiled and made her way to sit on the bed with him. She took out some lotion and started to lather it on her arms, legs, and neck. The male watched with a small, content smile and got up to slip his shoes on. The blonde also slipped her shoes on, following behind the purple-haired male out of the dorm.
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If anyone asked, Kazuichi had no idea how he got here, honestly. He was standing in the school kitchen, a mess of flour, sugar, butter, and a bunch of other ingredients he didn't remember the names of surrounding him. Gundham and Sonia were covered in some of the ingredients, silently snickering to each other about it. The pink-haired male let out a loud sigh and wondered how much trouble they would get into because of this. The oven dinged, letting them know the cupcakes were done. The shorter male went and took them out, letting them sit on the counter. The blonde-haired woman smiled happily and clapped her hands together, talking hurriedly to the black and white-haired male. The other male felt a pang of jealousy, not at the male but at the female. He knew she was just his friend, and overall he knew she wouldn't ever dream of doing things with the male, but can you blame the man? He loved his boyfriend a lot, even if he refused to speak about it half the time. The cupcakes were now cooled down enough to be decorated, and Kazuichi took his few that he would be able to decorate. He got four, so did Gundham and Sonia. He started with a simple American Buttercream; he wanted to get them over and done with as soon as possible. He had some sprinkles and a few chocolate molded wrenches. He finished pretty quickly, smiling happily at his finished product. He lifted his head to see an even bigger mess on the pair beside him. The female had frosting on the lower region of her face, and the black- and white-haired male had it all over his apron. He sighed and went to help clean the male off; he blushed as he did so, feeling his two colored eyes stare at him.
“Many thanks, Paramore. Could you watch the devas as I continue?”
Kazuichi gave him a curt nod and took the four fuzzy hamsters off of him. They all squeaked happily at this and began to crawl over his body. He went to wash his hands before packing up the cupcakes he decorated and leaving the kitchen. He played a bit with the devas, petting and scratching them. He checked his watch, confirming the time and hoping he'd have enough time to squeeze in a shower. As he wondered, he felt arms wrap around his waist, making him let out a high-pitched scream. Sonia, who was also out of the kitchen as well, laughed aloud at this. Kazuichi squirmed a bit to look at the man hugging him. Gundham had a slightly smug smile on his face and hugged him tighter. Some of the devas moved from the pink-haired male to the black and white-haired male.
“YA SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH HAMSTER-CHAN!”
“My apologies, my dark prince; it wasn't my intention.”
“LIKE HELL IT WASN'T, YOU KNOW HOW SCARED I GET!”
Sonia was now letting out full-on belly laughs at the scene in front of her. Kazuichi continued scolding Gundham before catching a glance at the time; he let out a silent curse and dragged the male off to their shared dorm to get ready.
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Toko let out an exasperated sigh as she plopped onto the picnic spot's blanket. Chiaki had everything set up before the start time, having multiple blankets laid out and coolers set to keep each one down. The black-haired woman had already set what she brought down, a few cans of sodas she knew everyone would like. A swish of blond hair went past her face; she moved her glasses and rubbed her eyes before looking again to see Byakuya. The male had brought some store-bought expensive ice cream and drinks, scowling at the idea of sitting on the grass. She smiled dreamily at him as he went to sit down on a blanket a bit further away from hers. Before she could get up to move towards him, more and more people appeared. Aoi and Sakura brought donuts(obviously) and some kind of floral-looking drink. Celestia and Sayaka had brought some fresh-looking sweets, which, assuming the two knew how to cook, looked amazing. Toko couldn’t care less about the other few people that started to appear until she heard shouting.
“TOKO WOKO DID YA MISS ME?”
The voice could only belong to one person and one person only. Toko let out a sigh as she felt someone grab her and pull her into a hug. Kokichi Ouma, her only friend in the hell hole she called school. He was a bit eccentric, but he had never judged her, not even for following Byakuya like a lost puppy, or even sharing a personality with Genocide Jack. The short male snicked into her clothes and let her go while dragging her towards a blanket further away from all the others. There were a few people there: two girls with blond hair, a guy with pink hair, a guy with green hair, another guy with black and white hair, a girl with yellow pigtails, and another with short red hair. Along with Celestia and Sayaka.
“Everyone, meet the best writer I know. Toko Fukawa!!”
“But of course she is, she’s the Ultimate writer after.”
“Don’t butt in!”
Celestia and Kokichi’s bickering was nice and calming, Toko smiled softly and listened to their bickering.