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???: y'know I've been curious
???: why did you change your name to “Michelle”
Michelle: why not?
???: I just don't really think of you as a girl
???: if that makes sense
Michelle: lol
Michelle: I'm not
???: then why Michelle?????
Michelle: 🤷🏾♀️
Michelle: Tess’s middle name ig
Pronouns: this is true
Michelle: see, ash gets it
Pronouns: Nope!
Pronouns: you seem pretty comfortable in your gender of ‘fuck boy asshole’ and Michelle doesn't really match
Michelle: you definitely get it, idk why your lying
Trixy: I wouldn't think about to hard
Trixy: it's Mike, when does anything he does make sense
Michelle: that ^
???: but, like, why tho
Michelle: I can change it
???: no, it's fine
???: I just don't get why
Nom: am I the only one who doesn't think of Mike as just a guy?
Michelle: apparently 😞
Trixy: I mean, that's what he is tho
Michelle: 🤷🏾♀️
Is: you all are just thinking about it too hard
Michelle: that ^^^
???: ok ok
Nom: it's ok Mike, you can be you <3
Michelle: <3
???: I WASN'T SAYING HE CAN'T 😭
???: I was just wondering why he chose the female counterpart of his name instead of something else
???: like he's got options
Michelle: girl, idfk, I didn't think about that hard
Trixy: let it be known that he truly did not
Michelle: see
Pronouns: the day you come out as trans in any capacity I will owe both your sister and Bell $20 each
Pronouns: it was admittedly a bad hill to die on
Michelle: I'm not trans
Is: sure
Michelle: I'm really not
Nom: why are we betting on this
Is: I truly think I was high off my ass during this for I can not remember it at all
Is: so ask Ash
Pronouns: making you do dumb shit when your intoxicated is fun, that's why
Is: rude
Nom: oh dear
???: is hestia an influence on this?
???: back to the Michelle/trans Mike thing
Trixy: ik I'm pan but that doesn't mean I need to date every gender I can in one person like what
???: no, I mean the whole soul mixing thing
???: that might have an effect on his sense of gender
Trixy: highly doubtful
???: 🤷🏾♀️
???: just a theory really, only Mike can really confirm or deny it
Pronouns: so you mean I might NOT lose 40 bucks!?
???: 🤷🏾♀️ That's up to Mike
Pronouns: Mike
Pronouns: Mike
Pronouns: he was responding like 2 minutes ago
Pronouns: where did he go????
Is: 🤷🏾♀️
Is: the personality fair
Pronouns: ?
Is: to add to his collection
Is: it's how he keeps the disorder interesting
Pronouns: lol
Trixy: mans does not have a personality disorder 💀
Is: you sure?
Is: idk how much of a say you have
Is: seeing as your one of the personalities in said disorder
Trixy: 😐
Pronouns: LOL
Pronouns: seriously tho, where did he go
Trixy: he's busy
Pronouns: with what?
Trixy: …
Trixy: he's walking in circles, picking up and putting down random objects
Pronouns: 😐😑😐
Is: is he ok?
Trixy: that is a fair and reasonable question
Is: 😐
Trixy: I hope you weren't expecting an answer because I do not have one for you