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Dad
Hey, zacky! How's your move?
Zack
Oh hey dad
Yea i'm just about finished packing
Dad
Well, look at you
Show me the new place? I wanna see for myself
[After a few seconds, Zack sends a picture of his new house]
Dad
Not to shabby!
I still can't believe you got such a good deal on it
Zack
Yeah
Plus it's nice to finally get away from...
You know...
After mom...
Dad
Stop it right there, Zack
Please
It's time you start fresh
Zack
You're right
Still
I'm sure gonna miss you
And Harriet
Maybe not Suzie
Dad
I'm telling her that
Zack
The hell you will!!!
Dad
Talk to you soon, loser
Zack
Screw you!
[Daniel is calling]
Zack
Yeah, I gotta go. I'm getting a call.
Zack: Hello?
Daniel: Dude, what the hell?!
Zack: Wow, okay. Hello to you too, [censored].
Daniel: You moved to [censored] Smiling Valley?!
Zack: And what about it?
Daniel: You know what they say about that place!
Zack: Oh... my God. Bro. You're way too obsessed with these conspiracy theories and the supernatural!
Daniel: People have started disappearing from that place ten years ago-
Zack: And anyone who does comes back different. Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all.
Daniel: You're cooked, bro.
Zack: Hey, I'm not gonna pass up such a good deal. Plus, I can actually focus on my career for a bit. And I manage to make my first friend here.
Daniel: Fine, suit yourself. I'm gonna come over there, so I can drag your ass back to Playville when [censored] hits the fan.
Zack: Fine!
Daniel: Fine!
Zack: FINE!
Daniel: FINE!
Zack: FINE!!!