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Hi guys! It's been a fat lardie minute since I posted a chapter. so sorry!! School is currently beating me in the ass and I'm trying really hard to get back into writing this fanfiction. Creative writing and english are a dick. GOD I can't wait to get outta here 😇
I also went through mind altering drama over the summer while I was making this, which made my spedtacular cheeks think that my interest was corny and I should like die or something. Am I gonna stop liking fire sparks and kitchen wizard?? Of course not! Why would I?? I LOOOVEEEEE fire sparks and kitchen wizard!!😂😂😂😂
Also, regarding the wattpad infestation. 😟
I swear if one of you insane little shits sits your fat wobbly lardie ass down on your computer, sees the smut tags without reading my fanfiction, and click the report button while letting out an earth shaking fart at the same time, I will find you and beat your ass. And by that I mean Im gonna find all your socials, make a Google slide presentation dedicated to embarrassing you, and not cease my actions until I get the biggest apology EVER or I win the argument and reign supreme. I SWEARRRR if this fanfic gets taken down I will take you down.
Plus guys uhhh there's prolly like 3 chapters of smut in this entire fanfiction 😥 it's mostly fluff and hurt/comfort and angsttt... Yeaaaa.. Not every thing has to be about sex babes PLEASE DON'T KILL ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 😰
Okayyy anyways bye I swear I'll work on chapter three trust it'll be half as long as my pp