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Received Message from: Ava 👻
https://www.thedailybugle.com/cast-your-vote-for-captain-assmerica
Important poll! 👀 6:12 pm

Received Message from: Walter 🇺🇸
The state of journalism these days. 6:12 pm

Received Message from: Lena 🕷️ (ICE)
Cast your votes! 🇺🇸 🫡
1️⃣ Classic Cap 2️⃣ New Cap or 🤢 Walker 6:14 pm

Received Message from: Lena 🕷️ (ICE) Replying to: Ava 👻
https://www.thedailybugle.com/cast-your-vote-for-captain-assmerica
Important poll! 👀
More like America's Asshole in Walker's case 6:16 pm

Received Message from: Walter 🇺🇸
Very mature 6:17 pm

Received Message from: Lena 🕷️ (ICE)
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DAD?! BOB?! 6:18 pm

Sent Message: Walker's is the only one I've seen IRL

you have to be objective on polls, everyone knows that 6:19 pm

Received Message from: Alexei ☭
Walker is beautiful man with excellent ass

Also we are Avengers and we must support our own 6:20 pm

Received Message from: Ava 👻
FYI the article has a gallery

I might have to change my vote now 6:21 pm

Received Message from: Lena 🕷️ (ICE)
AVA?????????? 6:22 pm

Received Message from: Ava 👻
Replying to: Lena 🕷️ (ICE)
AVA??????????
NOT to Walker 6:22 pm

Received Message from: Walter 🇺🇸
Not sure if I should feel insulted or relieved 6:23 pm

Sent Message, replying to: Ava 👻
FYI the article has a gallery
wow I didn't realize having certain ASSets was a requirement to be Captain America 6:23 pm

Received Message from: Ava 👻
Tell us your secret, Captain Assmerica @Walter 🇺🇸 6:23 pm

Received Message from: Walter 🇺🇸
Replying to: Ava 👻
Tell us your secret, Captain Assmerica @Walter 🇺🇸
Really?

It's just squats anyone can do it. 6:24 pm

Sent Message: wow hadn't realized Steve Roger's game Sent Message: 👀👀👀👀 looking respectfully

I might need to change my vote too 6:26 pm

Received Message from: Alexei ☭
Replying to: You
I might need to change my vote too
THUNDERBOLTS STICK TOGETHER 6:27 pm

Replying to: Alexei ☭
THUNDERBOLTS STICK TOGETHER
You're right, I'll stick with our Captain 🍑merica 6:27 pm

STOOOOOP 6:26 pm

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going on and on and on about asses 6:28 pm

blame Ava, she posted the article 6:28 pm

You were supposed to bully Walker, not vote for him! 6:29 pm

Not my fault he's gifted I am an actual adult man you know, I've been known to enjoy an ass or two in my time 6:30 pm

Wow didn't realize you were so full of ass lore my b 6:30 pm

Sent Message, replying to: Lena 🕷️ (ICE)
didn't realize you were so full of ass lore
that's certainly a sentence 6:31 pm

But seriously stop making me think about Walker's ass 6:31 pm

you asked us to vote! 6:32 pm

Replying to: Alexei ☭
THUNDERBOLTS STICK TOGETHER
You're right, I'll stick with our Captain 🍑merica 6:27 pm

Received Message from: Bucky 🦾
Can we stop talking about Sam's ass?

Or Steve's? 6:28 pm

Received Message from: Lena 🕷️ (ICE)
Or Walker's 6:28 pm

Received Message: Alexei ☭
6:32 pm

Received Message from: Walter 🇺🇸
WTF

When did you take that picture??????

Why did you take it???? 6:33 pm

Received Message from: Ava 👻
Replying to: Alexei ☭

Don't make me call HR 6:34 pm

Received Message from: Walter 🇺🇸
You? What about me? 6:34 pm

Sent Message: do we even have an HR dept? 6:35 pm

Received Message from: Ava 👻
🤣 6:35 pm

Sent Message: lol 6:35 pm

Received Message from: Walter 🇺🇸
I'm gonna stop by the bagel place after my run tomorrow, write your order here if you want any 10:04 pm

Received Message from: Ava 👻
Replying to: Walter 🇺🇸
I'm gonna stop by the bagel place after my run tomorrow, write your order here if you want any Plain breakfast 10:14 pm

Received Message from: Lena 🕷️ (ICE)
Replying to: Walter 🇺🇸
I'm gonna stop by the bagel place after my run tomorrow, write your order here if you want any Oooo bagelssss! Everything pastrami for me 10:18 pm

Replying to: Walter 🇺🇸
I'm gonna stop by the bagel place after my run tomorrow, write your order here if you want any Lox for me thx 10:19 pm

Received Message from: Walter 🇺🇸
Somebody ask Bucky for his order or re-add him, I don't have admin rights 10:20 pm

Received Message from: Alexei ☭
EXCELLENT IDEA! Pastrami, breakfast and one tuna melt 10:23 pm

Received Message from: Lena 🕷️ (ICE)
@Bucky 🦾 bagels for breakfast 10:23 pm

Received Message from: Bucky 🦾
One everything breakfast and one plain pastrami. Thanks Walker 10:25 pm

Received Message from: Walter 🇺🇸
Bagels on 84th for who's awake 08:47 am

Received Message from: Walter 🇺🇸
Left yours in the fridge @Bob 08:47 am

Replying to: Ava 👻
https://www.thedailybugle.com/cast-your-vote-for-captain-assmerica
Important poll! 👀 After meeting New Cap, Walker still has my 🍑 vote. Now