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More than hell was abn understatement, but Akane was literally sitting at a table, with his 'boyfriend' who was explaining whats going on to Akane's ex-crush (who he still kinda liked?!).
"Right, Akane-san, basically, as you may know, June is also known as pride month, yesterday, i lost a bet to Fuji-kun (I believe he is in your class?) and I was forced to get a boyfriend for this month, so I asked Aoi!" Teru explained.
"You have horrible explanation skills, usually atleast, I guess I understood!"
"Please don't tell anyone this-" Teru gestured between him and Akane. "-is all fake!"
"No of course I won't! I just couldn't help but listen in, and I shouldn't have!" Aoi replied. Its not like she was the type to tell anyone anyways.
Akanes life was seeming to become a living nightmare (as if it wasn't already). He sat and sipped his milk shake, while Teru and Aoi chatted. It was all hitting him at once.
A month is an awfully long time...30 days of dating him? Well 29 by the end of today but that really doesn't make things any better.
"Anyways, I'll be off! Goodbye Minamoto-senpai, and you too, Akane-kun! Oh and sorry for earlier!" she smiled, though Akane noticed she still had a sad look in her eyes.
"What happened earlier Aoi?" Teru asked, once Aoi was out of earshot.
"Oh nothing much, she just slapped me."
"Oh really..."
"Atleast Ao-chan knows this is fake now and won't slap me again, well maybe."
Yes, Akane is scared of Aoi slapping him again. She slaps hard and he knows that from previously. Earlier wasn't the first time, you can never be sure with Aoi.
"Finish your milk shake Aoi, and we'll get going, I have somewhere else to take you! Ooh, actually, may I have a sip of that?" he pointed towards Akane's milk shake.
"No wa-" but before Akane could finish what he was saying, Teru had already stretched across the table, leaving his and Akane's faces centimeters apart, as he sipped on Akane's milk shake.
"President-"
"Sorry! I couldn't help it!" he grinned, leaving Akane frozen stiff, red painting his face."Anyways lets get going, Aoi!"
Akane was struggling with speech now, but he managed to muster up a "'kay."
"We've made it!" Teru exclaimed.
"A field?"
"A field of flowers!"
This was just the thing that reminded Akane of Aoi.
"Here Aoi!" Teru picked up a small daisy."This would look really good on you!" he held it up, placing it into Akane's hair. Teru could quite name Akane's hair colour. Amber-brown? Burnt Sienna?He examined the flower in Akane's hair, fiddling with the positioning.
"Uh thanks I guess-"
"You look better without glasses, by the way." Teru let out a little "Yoink!" as he took Akane's glasses off him.
"Hey, I need those to see! Oh wait. Still! Please give them back President!" Akane whined.
"Uh-uh-uh! What did I say! No calling me 'President' anymore! Its Teru, Teru Minamoto, you called me 'President' in the cafe too! And no, I will not give them back!"
"Fine I guess I'll have to get them myself!" He leant over to get them as Teru held them further away. Akane lost his balance, and before he knew it, he had toppled onto Teru, lying on his chest, faces so close they were basically breathing the same air. Teru leaned and planted a small kiss on Akane's face, enough to make Akane go completely red.
"Ah! Look at the time, best get going, exorcist stuff, you know?"
"Oh-uh- bye Teru-kun" Akane cursed himself for stuttering.
"See you tomorrow!"
Akans finally lost his ability to speak, sat on the grass staring at the air particles or something.
Akane lay in bed. What was he thinking of? He couldn't tell you, because he didn't exactly know either. Something about Teru kissing him, his soft lips pressing against Akane's freckled cheek. He fell asleep shortly after.
Akane woke up, startled himself, and fell out of bed. He then got up, went to grab his glasses (like they were going to do anything) only to remember Teru had taken them. He made it back into bed again grabbed his phone, only to startle himself again, with the wallpaper of Teru, resulting in him ending up on the floor again. Asking if Akane was in a bad mood would only put him in a worse one at this point.
"Holy shit dude! I heard! The President?! Man I always thought you were straight and head over heals for Akane-san?" said Lemon, Akane's best friend.
"Haha...me too..." Akane replied bored as ever.
"Speaking of him, here he is!"
"Oh great, here we go." Akane groaned.
The rush of people towards the door was crazy. Yet again, Akane saw Teru squeezing through.
"Aoi!"
"Hi Teru-kun" Akane said, fake as ever, fake smile, fake cheery voice, he was surprised people were actually believing this shit.
Teru grabbed him by the wrist and dragged him to the student council room.
"Wanna come round again to mine?" Teru asked, once they were away from everyone.
"You had to drag me all the way to here to ask that?! Outside my classroom is an option too!"
"Sure!"
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN 'Sure!' ?! Anyways, I'm not in the mood to come over!"
Teru made signals towards every item in sight that he could abuse Akane with.
"Fine! I'll come, please don't attack me...!"
"I wasn't going to, anyways, see you later Aoi~!"
"Tch. And what exactly are we going to do at yours?"
"It's a secret!" He smiled and left the room.
Akane returned to his classroom.
"DUDE! What was that about!" Lemon immediately ran to Akane when he got back.
"Just-Its nothing."
"Mhm!" said somone from behind.
Akane turned around only to be met face to face with none than Hanako-san of the bathroom.
Wait how can I see him? OH RIGHT, that idiot of a boyfriend took my glasses! Akane realised hes going to be seeing alot more than just Hanako now, without them, which is wierd, since usually without glasses you can't see much. Thats just one unusual thing about Akane.
"Sorry Yamabuki-kun, I gotta go!" and he grabbed Hanako and headed outside the classroom.
"What do you want, Honorable Number Seven?!"
"Nothing much! Don't tell me you and that exorcist guy are going to do something...wierd at his house! Sexual mayb-"
"You slimy pervert! No way! I can get him to exorcise you, you know? Your long past your stay here!"
Now that Akane thinks about it, what does Teru want to do thats 'a secret' ?
"Anyways I came to find Yashiro and just so happened to overhear you and exorcist dude, whats the deal with you guys, huh?"
"For you information theres nothing going on between us! Just go find Nene-san and FUCK OFF!"
"Ooh lalala! And that's no way to speak to your elders, Number One!"
"Your a ghost of a thirteen-year-old, I'm sixteen by the way. Now I'm serious, fuck off! The thought that I could get Teru-kun to exorcise you hasn't left my mind, if your wondering!"
"Finee!" Hanako moaned, and moved on.