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Losers W/ Parental Issues (+ Maddie)
Daring
Hmm
We should get ice cream
Maddie
:0 YES!!
Daring
Great!! I’m paying :D
What do y’all want?
Maddie
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER WITH WHIPPED CREAM (IN A CONE) (2 SCOOPS)
AND A SUNDAE
Tall Pigeon
1 scoop blue moon and 1 scoop cherry
Dad
Coffee, 2 scoops, cup
Kitty
Cookie dough :3
Oh and 3 scoops btw
Lizzie
Two scoops chocolate and vanilla swirl, please
Leash Kid
Chocolate, 3 scoops
Melody
Banana split
Dutch Boy
Rocky road, 2
Mom
…1 of chocolate please
Apple
Caramel sundae
Darling
You know what I want
Dexter
And what I want
Daring
Cookies and cream and Neapolitan, got it
Ramona
Mmm
Peanut butter, 4 scoops
Cerise
And you say you’re not a dog
Ramona
I
Wh
H E Y
Cerise
I’ll have 3 scoops vanilla with uhhh a peanut butter drizzle
Ramona
FUCKIN HYPOCRITE
Sparrow
Orange creamsicle, 2
Duchess will have salted caramel, also 2
Hopper
2 scoops passionfruit please!
Ginger
Mint chocolate chip, 1
Humphrey
Chocolate milkshake :D
Daring
Alright!!
Last call?
No? Okay :D
Daring
Oh, hey, Crystal
Crystal
Yeah?
Daring
Could you come with me to get the ice cream? To keep it from melting
Crystal
Oh
Uhh yeah, sure
Daring
Ty :D
Crystal
Mhm
Daring
Ok everyone, come to my dorm to collect your ice cream
Maddie
DARING, YOU’RE THE BEST
Daring
Aw thanks :D
Leash Kid
You’re like…a professional big brother
Daring
I have practice lol :3
Mortal enemies 100% yep mhm
Big Bad
Hey Ceri, where r u?
Little Red
In the forest contemplating my existence
You?
Big Bad
Eh pretty much the same
Little Red
I
I think
I think I want to tell her
Big Bad
Tell who what :>?
Little Red
Fuckin
You know who, bitch!!
Big Bad
Hmmmm? What was thattt? I couldn’t hear you :))
Little Red
Oh you little fucker
Big Bad
If she breaks your heart I’ll nailgun hers <3
IntoTheWoods made a chat
IntoTheWoods added sprout and Nevermore
IntoTheWoods changed three names
Cerise
Hey, Cedar? Can I talk to you for a second?
Cedar
Mhm, of course!!
Cerise
So, I have something that I need to tell you
And I’ve been trying to figure out how to tell you for
Well, for a while
But I just kept putting it off because I was scared about how you’d react
Cedar
Oh
Cerise, I like you, too
Cerise
I
W
Wait
Really??
I mean that’s not what I was gonna tell you right now but that gets that out of the way
Cedar
Oh, it’s not?
Cerise
So…I’m part wolf
Like, my dad is the Big Bad Wolf
Cedar
Oh
Oh
I did not see that coming :0
Cerise
Hah, yeah…
Cedar
Wait, so you don’t like me?
Cerise
Huh? Oh
No, no, I
I do! I really, really, really like you, Cedar
Cedar
Oh phew
I was starting to worry I’d completely misunderstood every interaction we’ve ever had
…wait, was I the person Ramona kept alluding to??
Cerise
…maybe
Cedar
Also, why is Raven here?
Raven
Heyyyy
Cerise
Emotional support
Cedar
Ahh
…wait
Ramona is your sister??
Cerise
Mmmmyep
Cedar
That
That explains so much actually
Raven
I know right??
Cerise
Hush, Raven
Raven
:/
Cerise
So…want to, like
..go out? On a date? With
With me?
Cedar
Yes :D
Cerise
:D
Raven
Awww
Cerise
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Raven
OKAY OKAY JEEZ
Cedar
Wait…so your parents were like—the first ever rebels then, right?
Cerise
I
Huh
I never thought of it like that
Losers W/ Parental Issues (+ Maddie)
Tall Pigeon
Oh boy
Love sure does seem to be in the air tonight
Ramona
Omg no way
It actually happened??
Tall Pigeon
Yes :D
Ramona
YOOOOOO
Fucking FINALLY
Cerise
Oh shut up
Cedar
<3
Cerise
Aksjdhenssmej
Leash Kid
OMG NO WAY
CERISE AND CEDAR FINALLY WENT ON A DATE???
Tall Pigeon
Yep :D
Sparrow
Soooo
When’s the wedding :3
Cerise
I
Wh
WE HAVE BEEN DATING FOR LIKE
FIVE MINUTES
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Melody
Oooo I’m DJing!
Sparrow
Melody I will fight you for the right to play music at their wedding
Tall Pigeon
Why not just collaborate
OH and I call singing!!
Lizzie
I’m designing the outfits!
Do you want both dresses, both suits, or one of each?
Cerise
wE’RE NOT GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW
Cedar
Ooooo I kinda want a suit
I think Cerise would look amazing in a suit too :0
Cerise
INDJWBBQ
AKDIEJENSBANDJBAB
Ramona
Oh noooo
Our Ceriiiiseeee
It’s brooookeennnnn
Cerise
I
SHUT UPPPPP
Mom
Well, I’m happy for you two :D
Cryptid
This has been a loooong time coming
Tall Pigeon
Tbf they’re both neurospicy
Cryptid
True true
Cedar
Thank you Ashlynn :D