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2026-08-19
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Izuku's guide to pissing of pro heros, oh and getting a boyfriend

Chapter 3: In which izuku gains a rat

Notes:

The idea came to me at 9 pm cuz my cats just caught a rat, and for some reason that is how I gain knowledge for shit like this enjoy!

I also binged goober_reads whilst writing this :) thank you goober for keeping this story alive by exsisting

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Cats catch mice right?

Or well humans whos fathers decided to attempt to give them a cat quirk but that failed and now they dispite being quirkless legally, can turn into a cat

Catch (meet)

Experimented on rodent chimeras with a quirk and a large dislike for human society yet a huge love for tea and chess

 

All in all this was going to be an interesting chess match

*like 6 hours earlier*

Izuku could never be happier that it was the weekend

The weekend ment legally researching (hacking) people who wronged those izuku cared for

The weekend ment playing chess with an awfully interesting stoat (online)

The weekend ment no bullies or burns

The weekend ment listening to Shinsou yap about space instead of sleeping

 

That first one seems most appealing to Izuku who is getting up out of bed (a mattress on the floor) and grabbing the first t-shirt he can find,

Its a lavender one with the words "green shirt" written on it in English along with that he grabs a hoodie, to try protect his injury from more infection

He picks up a discarded monster can and chugs the remaining monster (that's something I do fight me on it im turning izuku into me if its the last thing I do)

Notes:

At this point I have no fucking idea what im doing sorry for the shorter chapter :))))))))

Notes:

Thats concludes chapter 1 but I personally adore when authors add a funny little writing at the end notes so im gonna attempt to do that

Hooligan 1: wow Bakugo wasn't that a bit harsh

Bakugo: nah the nerd would never

Izuku standing at the edge of a roof: ima fly bitch