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Shopping list: All right @everyone we will all be going out today to get some sunlight and go to a library! -Brimstone
Clove: what happened to ur whole mysterious act
Shopping list: Apparently, I was doing it wrong, so I reverted to my normal texting form. -Brimstone
Woman lover: You were doing it wrong.
Jet: Woah wait r we all going on a fieldtrip brim?
Shopping list: Yes, it is mandatory and no there is no way to get out of this. -Brimstone
Phoenix: Wait so u even got like fade viper and vyse to come??
Woman lover: I am researching something and need some of the library’s resources.
Vyse: Same.
Emo cat lover: I did not agree to come I am being forced too.
Shopping list: We will be leaving in half an hour. -Brimstone
Jet: HoLLLD up I have to get the sheep smth to eat before hand
Shopping list: How long should that take? -Brimstone
Jet: Like an hour
Mother: Have you thought that maybe you took too many sheep?
Jet: Wow ( •̀ ᴖ •́ )
Omen: I do not think I needed 18 sheep’s wool to knit.
Jet: U do
Phoenix: Nah u need a lot of wool
Omen: Why?
Jet: cuzz we said so
Kay/o: Aren’t you meant to be feeding the sheep?
Phoenix: Ay kayo ur back srry bout the wires man
Kay/o: Apology accepted.
Killjoy: Apology not accepted
Phoenix: Ayy thanks kayo ur the goat fr
Jet: I am feeding the cows and texting
Sonic: U are balancing hay on ur leg rn as u hop over to them
Jet: Yeah Im doing both
Jet: ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ
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Pokémon trainer: so how long is this trip gonna be??
Mother: We will be walking so around 2 hours to get there.
Killjoy: WALKING???
Vyse: Could we not just drive there?
Shopping list: Not everyone has a car. -Brimstone
Jet: Ay I have a car
Shopping list: Not everyone can drive a car. -Brimstone
Raze: Lmao
Jet: u cant drive either
Raze: Yes I can.
Killjoy: Actually, after you blew a car up your driving license was revoked.
Pokémon trainer: lmao
Raze: 0-0
Raze: nah but that was one time
Woman lover: One time too many.
Raze: Surely you have blown up a car before
Woman lover: I am much more responsible of course I haven’t.
Vyse: You blew up our lab that one time though.
Cypher: This lab as well!
Raze: O_O
Raze: amigo y r u even hating on me
Raze: u r like way worse
Raze: SO irresponsibleeee
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Emo cat lover: Why are you all on your phones?
Emo cat lover: We are outside and all walking together.
Clove: Screens remind me of the days when I had a room
Clove: A comfy bed to lie on
Clove: those were the days (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
Emo cat lover: It’s been 10 minutes.
Jet: yea talkin abt going outside surprised to see u here fade
Emo cat lover: I am not a vampire; I can go out into the sun.
Killjoy: Teach me the waysss
Omen: She is using Prowler for shade.
Pokémon trainer: y r all u guys lying then getting corrected by ppl straight after
Jet: Skill issue fr