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beeboy: BEACH DAY!! BEACH DAY!!
ninja: BEACH DAY!! BEACH DAY!!
Cawcawmf: BEACH DAY!!
rinrin: im not going.
evilgami😈😈: ^
kingshit: ^
SS: aww rinnie why not??
k**serphobic: nickname evolution??
rinrin: none of us have a ride
SS: none of you have cars??
evilgami 😈😈: my car's in the shop, one of barou's sister is using his, and rin
isnt allowed to drive rn
gramps: what'd he do?? 😭😭
beeboy: oh yeah he tried to run over isagi
gramps: w h a t.
rinrin: wouldve succeeded too if the fucker didnt move.
k**serphobic: DID YOU JUST WANT ME TO SIT THERE AND TAKE IT??
k**serphobic: not a word.
bozotheclown: well you are a good boy are you not??
User k**serphobic has muted bozotheclown for 24 hours!
k**serphobic: anyways...
k**serphobic: doesn't raichi have a car? he can take all of you
bakugo jr: i do not have a car actually
goatmaru: (ᵕᴗᵕ)⁾⁾
bakugo jr: shut up nobody asked you
k**serphobic: great! so raichi can drive you three
bakugo jr: two*
bakugo jr: i only have two working seatbelts in the back
k**serphobic: and the front??
bakugo jr: gin is sitting in the front
k**serphobic: of course he is
bakugo jr: ✌🤙✊
k**serphobic: did you just sign to me as best you can with emojis at me?
bakugo jr: 1) yes i did 2) you would know the signs for that.
k**serphobic: moving on...
k***serphobic: whoever's left can ride with chigiri i guess
princess<3 (evyone's fav): woah dont volunteer me??
evilgami😈😈: can i ride with him? i dont want to be in a car with raichi
bakugo jr: rude??
k**serphobic: i dont know CAN you ride with chigiri?
princess<3 (evyone's fav): i mean i DO have an extra seat...
princess<3 (evyone's fav): youll have to share the back with nagi tho
evilgami😈😈: anything is better than riding with raichi atp.
ninja: is riding with him THAT bad?
bakugo jr: no hes just being dramatic
evilgami😈😈: he gets ROAD rage WALKING in the hallways every day
evilgami😈😈: what the FUCK do you think?
evilgami😈😈: also his car is old as HELL.
ninja: yikes
ninja: good luck you two
rinrin: image
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"It's about time you two came out," Raichi snarked as he closed the hood of his Jeep Renegade. "I was getting ready to leave you here."
"I wish you did," Rin replied at the same time Barou said "Whatever."
"Alright, everyone in the car."
--
"BABY~" Chigiri and Reo said at the same time with the radio. "Where the hell is my husband??"
"What is is taking him so long?" They continued. "To find me?~"
They'd been singing along to their shared playlist while Chigiri drove, as they usually did.
Nagi was playing his games (as he usually did) and Kunigami was staring (glaring) out the window.
"BABY!" They exclaimed. "Where the hell is my lover? Getting down with another?"
Epic chorus sounds.
🎶Your husband is coming.🎶
"Damn right he is!" Chigiri exclaimed, grinning. He blew his hair out of his face, "I wonder how Rin and Barou are doing with Raichi."
Meanwhile...
"IF YOU ARE GOING TO GO FIVE FUCKING MILES PER HOUR--" Raichi shouted, "GET OUT THE FUCKING FAST LANE!"
"YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING CUT ME OFF." The car cut him off. "GRAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"
He repeatedly hit his horn button...and when he did stop, it continued honking.
"FUCK!" Raichi swore as he went back to hitting the steering wheel. By some miracle, it stopped honking.
Raichi glanced at the the exit he needed to go to. He was two lanes away from the one he needed to be in to turn...but there was a clear path between the cars in said two lanes. It would take impeccable timing but...
"I could make that turn."
Barou's eye twitched, "you donkey, you can't--"
"I'm gonna turn now," Raichi interrupted. "Hold on."
"Raichi--"
SKRRRRT
"Everyone's going too fucking slow!" Raichi complained. "I don't have time for this."
He hit the gas.
Back with the others...
"I'm sure they're fine," Reo replied.
Chigiri snorted, "you've never seen Raichi drive."
"And I'm thankful for that."
--
"We're finally off campus!" Bachira cheered as he got out of Isagi's car.
"It's been a minute, huh?" Isagi replied, laughing a bit.
"It kind of really has," Hiori remarked as he got out of his own car.
SKKKRRRTT
"Oh, it sounds like Raichi's here!" Bachira said.
"You can tell that's him?" Hiori asked.
"Yep!"
"Raichi drives like he's trying out for Tokyo Drift, it's not that hard to pick him out," Isagi added.
"Huh."
"Hey guys!" Chigiri said as he approached, Kunigami walking in front of him and Nagi and Reo in tow. "Is Raichi here yet?"
Right on cue, a red car came swerving into the parking lot--weaving though cars trying to park. Several honks and near accidents later, said red car was barreling towards them at full speed.
Isagi moved out of the way, tugging Bachira out of the way while Chigiri pretended (for now) to not notice how Kunigami stepped in front of him.
The car braked hard with a sound that was like nails on a blackboard, stopping just short of where the men were standing moments before. Then it backed up and pulled onto the parking spot next to Isagi's car.
The engine cut and the doors opened. Raichi and Gagamaru stepped out looking relatively fine. Barou and Rin on the other hand...
"Oh god..." Rin groaned. "How the fuck do you have a license?"
"There is no way you legally obtained one," Barou added, not much better.
"I did, thank you very much," Raichi said with a glare. "It just took a few years."
Gagamaru held up his index, middle, and ring finger. "Six."
"Shut up."
"You need your license revoked," Rin spat.
"File a complaint with the DMV then, you won't be the first."
The rest of the Blue Lock boys arrived then.
"What's up guys!" Aiku said as he approached. "...are they okay?"
"Yes," Raichi said at the same time they said "No!"
Raichi rolled his eyes, "they'll be fine."
"Okay...?"
--
Loki and Hugo arrived last though the boy that was supposed to tag along wasn't with them.
"I thought you were bringing someone with you?" Bachira asked when they walked over.
"He went to go get some snacks, he'll be down later," Loki explained.
"Oh okay!"
"Bachira, come here! I finally wrangled the sunscreen away from Barou!" Isagi called to him a little down from Bachira.
"Coming!" Bachira chirped, jumping down to him and scampering over.
"Oh, that reminds me," Loki said as he dug into his bag and pulled out his sunscreen. "Will you put my sunscreen on for me?"
"Don't you usually make Charles do that?" Hugo asked as he took the sunscreen anyway.
Loki raised an eyebrow at him, "do you see Charles around here?"
Hugo looked around, "hmm..."
"Don't be a smartass."
"I thought you liked my ass?"
"Hugo."
"On it."
--
"Your turn!" Bachira chirped as he turned to Isagi, suncreen in his hand.
"Oh, it's fine, I can do my own!" Isagi replied.
"No, you did mine, I wanna do yours!" Bachira insisted. "Please?"
Isagi blushed, "Uh...okay, fine."
Chigiri watched this interaction with mild interest. He was pretty much done with his suncreen besides his bad leg and his back. He could do it himself or...
"Kuni?" He called outto the man who was sitting beneath an umbrella not too far away.
Kunigami glanced up, "what?"
"Can you help me with the rest of my sunscreen, please?" Chigiri asked.
"Why would I do that."
"Because I need help?" Chigiri answered as he deliberately put his hair up. "Please?"
Chigiri could practically feel the ginger's gaze on his neck. Hook, line, and sinker.
Kunigami clicked his tongue, though his red face dashed whatever effect it might've had, "fine."
Chigiri sat properly on his towel as Kunigami walked over and settled behind him.
Kunigami applied the sunscreen to his hands and began rubbing it onto Chigiri's back. His hands were careful and cautious but Chigiri could also tell he was nervous. It was kinda cute.
Chigiri instructed him to do his leg next and he moved the same way as before but he was much more gentler around his knee, though, surpringly, it didn't make Chigiri feel fragile. Just cared for.
When Kunigami finished, Chigiri crossed his legs and smiled. "Thanks hero."
Kunigami blush deepened and he looked away. "It's whatever."
He's so flustered he didn't even say anything about me calling him hero.
Chigiri smile widened into a grin, "Thanks anyway!"
--
"Yuki!"
"What?" Yukimiya said.
"Guess what me and Eita caught," Karasu answered.
Yukimiya blinked, "if I turn aroun and you two are holding anything other than a fish--"
"I mean, it is technically a fish..." Otoya interrupted.
"Am I about to turn around and see a shark in your hands?"
"Perchance."
"You can't just say--" Yukimiya sighed. "Put it back."
"Can you look at him first?"
"Him--?" Yukimiya said as he turned and paused. "Is that that boy that came here with Hugo and Loki in a sharkfin?"
"Uh...maybe? How'd you know he was with Hugo and Loki?" Otoya asked.
"I saw him with them earlier when I was parking my car--why do you have him?" Yukimiya asked.
"We didn't take him, he just followed us into the water," Karasu explained.
Otoya nodded, "he already had the sharkfin, too."
"I was gonna show Loki and Hugo but I lost them," the male said. He looked over his shoulder and immediately beamed. "Hey, they're playing that chicken horse game!"
Before any of the boys could say anything, the blonde was already moving--heading over to the small crowd of people.
They blinked. "Okay...?"