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BetterAttorney: @ConnivingCoyote pls come get Beep Beep he’s going nuts
ConnivingCoyote: I Am Quite Busy Rewiring An Explosive, Can It Not Wait?
BetterAttorney: no he’s whining bc you left the
BetterAttorney: your doing what
BestAttorney: Wiley what are you doing??? Wiley?????????????????
BetterAttorney: OMG WHAT WAS THAT
BestAttorney: WILEY I SWEAR TO GOD
ConnivingCoyote: Oh Relax It Didn’t Do What I Wanted Anyway. I Am Surprised Any Of You Felt That. I Will Be By To Pick Up Beep Beep In Ten Minutes
Conniving Coyote: Make That Five Seconds, The Rocket Works!
BestAttorney: WHAT KIND OF EXPLOSIVE WAS IT A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB?!
BetterAttorney: awww beep beepmade a nest look at him, so sadddddd
[Image Attached: a moping Beep Beep in a ripped up nest of paperwork as he pouts, while everyone else is running around with the lights flickering.]
BestAttorney: that better not be our cases
Sal: hey so my wife’s here for lunch imma just clock out for hte day you guys handle this
BestAttorney: DON’T LEAVE????
Sal: bye
ILoveMyFamily:): Wiley come by soon I have a sweater for you
ConnivingCoyote: I Am Here :)
BestAttorney: A HOLE IN MY CEILING!!!!!!!!!!!!
BetterAttorney: oh hell yeah a skylight!
BestAttorney: wiley the rocket is TICKING it has a COUNTDOWN
ConnivingCoyote: You Panic Far Too Much, Have You Considered Meditation?
BestAttorney: wiley. We’re friends.
ConnivingCoyote: Yes! We Are! :)
BestAttorney: I
BestAttorney: nvm that’s kind of sweet but I swear if you don’t take your rocket with you
ConnivingCoyote: Of Course I Will, I Need It
BetterAttorney:...for...what...
ConnivingCoyote: Secret :)
Sal: good luck everyone else, glad I’m not there
BestAttorney: COME BACK????
Sal: nah
BestAttorney: got donuts in the break room. Someone tell Gossamer before his mom comes in.
ILoveMyFamily:): I will he’s such a sweet boy comma I made him a scarf and he hasn’t taken it off even though it’s not cold yet
BestAttorney: I mean. We live in NM. When will it be cold?
ILoveMyFamily:): Someday smiley face :)
BestAttorney: got me there.
Sal: omw
BetterAttorney: hey you guys wanna see this beatdown I just witnessed
Sal: Hell yeah.
[Video attached: Wiley and Paige making peace signs at the camera before it zooms off to the side where Beep Beep is chasing a random wolf Toon. “I’M SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS WITH YOU!” he screeches, avoiding the pecks as best he can.
Paige turns the camera back to herself as there’s a horrendous thud in the distance, grinning. “Ayy, Wiley’s man chasin’ off the suitors! Such a possessive little dude, isn’t he?”
She turns the camera to Wiley, who playfully covers his heart as tiny hearts bob around his head. She turns it back to herself, rolling her eyes. “Some people, I swear.”]
BestAttorney: did Beepster win?
BetterAttorney: duuuuuuuh
BestAttorney: right what was I thinking he’s got those weird talons. Wait stop fighting in public, you’re so going to get arrested
BetterAttorney: says the guy who used to race the drag when he was a teen according to Mom, hmmmmmm???
Sal: hah, yeah, we used to do that, huh
BestAttorney: I miss my corvette SO much.
ILoveMyFamily:): Paige there are donuts in the break room send
BetterAttorney: save me a bear claw!!!
ConnivingCoyote: Are They Real Bear Claws?
BestAttorney: no
ConnivingCoyote: Disappointing
HONK: HELLO WILEYS FRIENDS I AM HERE YES HELLO
Sal: hey man. Sorry, everyone else is busy rn, but I’m here :) What’s going on?
HONK: WILEY IS SICK SICK I AM TAKING CARE OF HIM YES HE SAYS HE CANNOT COME BY FOR LUNCH
Sal: aw, that’s sad to hear, man. Anything you need from us? My wife makes a mean chicken noodle.
HONK: YES CHICKEN WOULD BE NICE NEED SOMETHING COLD FOR HIM HE IS SHIVERY
Sal: sounds like the flu. We’ll get you guys some stuff and send it on the way, okay?
HONK: THANK YOU WILEYS FRIEND HE SAYS THANK YOU AND ALSO AVOID GETTING THE FLU IT IS VERY BAD
Sal: ha ha I’ll try. See you guys later.
HONK: BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE