Chapter Text
Rubesidence GC
Members: FB, RXL, HS, Demon, Monster, Derg, Were, BF, Stars, Scholar, Cheese, Whisper
[4:26 pm]
Scholar: Has anyone ever noticed that some of our names make absolutely no sense?
Cheese: huh
HS: go on?
RXL: :0
Scholar: There seems to be three categories to how us Rubies are named.
Were: (3)
Scholar: The first one is names based on our Weisses, despite having no correlation to some of the corresponding Rubies.
Scholar: Like Demon, Derg, Were, Stars, and Whisper.
Demon: I'm human :(
Derg: dergn't
Were: am no werewoof
Scholar: You're a vampire.
HS: so the wrong supernatural creature.
HS: it does get bloody confusing sometimes
Cheese: HA
Stars: I'm not a mass of plasma for the better or worse
Whisper: I'm definitely alive
Whisper: …OR am I
Derg: WAKE ME UP FROM THE INSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
BF: Why are you like this.
Whisper: Rubies L
Scholar: Then there's the second category where some names fit.
FB: 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
Scholar: Fruit Bat Ruby is in fact, a fruit bat.
FB: 🥭
RXL: SHE HAS MANGO
Cheese: mango haver 🤌🤌🤌
RXL: IM RXL RUBY
RXL: MY FAMILY IS THE ROSE XIAO LONGS
Scholar: Correct.
HS: hey, doesn't that apply to basically everyone here?
RXL: ue
RXL: OH
RXL: EVERY RUBY IS FROM THE RXL HOUSEHOLD!!!!!!!!!
Were: lmaoo
RXL: SO WE'RE ALL RXL RUBY
HS: NO 😭
RXL: RXL RUBY SQUAD
Scholar: Technically, it is not entirely incorrect.
HS: Scholar, don't encourage her
Scholar: I'm merely acknowledging the technicality.
RXL: :DDDD
HS: ok and I'm High School Ruby and it's pretty self explanatory tbh
HS: I also need 20 ibuprofen because of my Weiss
Whisper: dang
Whisper: stay strong warrior
Monster: mine is monster
Monster: :(
Cheese: rip
Whisper: dw monster your name is awesome
Derg: yeaaa yours is super cool!!!!!!
Monster: :)
BF: I work with the Beacon Forces.
Scholar: Appropriately named.
Cheese: i work in a cheese shop….
Cheese: WITH MY BEAUTIFUL FIANCÉE 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
HS: we know, Cheese
Cheese: AND i have a date with her ltr :D
HS: we also know, Cheese
Derg: gayyyyy
Whisper: home of sexual activity
Stars: nice hv fun on your date later!
Cheese: thx gayssss 😊😊😊😊😊
Cheese: *guys
Cheese: yoooooo autocorrect in our favor chat 👌
Scholar: And finally, the last category.
HS: you?
Scholar: Me.
HS: yeah why are you named Scholar instead of Eldritch?
Scholar: No idea, my wife insisted on the title so I agreed.
Scholar: She also seemed very happy and pleased about it.
Stars: Scholar rly does suits you tho
Cheese: you hv the biggest brain in the rubesidence
Monster: the braincell™
RXL: SCHOLAR RUBY :DDD
HS: so Scholar is just Scholar instead of Eldritch because her Weiss said so
Scholar: Pretty much, yes.
Whisper: wife privileges
Derg: most of the names make sense once you know the Weisses tbh
Demon: well,,, It's nice how we're named after them,,
Demon: kind of like we're carrying a tiny part of our weisses with us too
Stars: Aww
Monster: That's surprisingly sentimental.
Demon: sorry?
Monster: noo no its wholesome
Demon: oh ok :D
RXL: I STILL THINK WE SHOULD ALL BE RXL RUBY
Whisper: rubapocalypse
Derg: well at least Scholar has a normalish name so grats
Scholar: Thanks :)
HS: v academic
Derg: the source for all our weird facts.
HS: she does know a ton of random stuff
Were: Scholar could say the moon is big cheese and id believ her
RXL: IS moon cheese????
Cheese: AM i moon?
Scholar: No to both.
RXL: aw ok
Whisper: personified trust me bro
[Whisper has changed Scholar's nickname to source: trust me]
source: trust me: Fair enough.
RXL: SOURCE TRUST ME!!!!
Were: scholar accepted that way too quickly
Cheese: shes impossible to provoke and embarrass man
Whisper: think she just doesn't care hhhhhhhh
source: trust me: That too.
[11:52 pm]
Cheese: GUYS WJAT SHOULD I WEAR ON MY DATE LATEER
Cheese: I WAS BUSY PREPAEINMG AND I FORGOR
HS: ???
HS: dude when is your date????? its almost midnight i thought you were done
Cheese: NO TIMEW HELPL
Cheese: @source: trust me
Cheese: @source: trust me
Cheese: @source: trust me
Cheese: @source: trust me
source: trust me: The red shirt you own, third hanger from the left in your wardrobe with the skirt you wore three days ago.
source: trust me: It goes well with your shoes and the stains will be less visible and easier to clean.
Cheese: K TY SCHOAER
HS: im sorry WHAT
HS: WHAT STAINS
HS: HELLO???????????
source: trust me: Hs. Trust me and save your ibuprofen.