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Groupchat: Mighty Ducks
Hayden:
Just so you know, I do expect a thank you for setting you up with Rozanov of all people
It took a lot of tolerance on my part
Because it's Roz
Not because he's a man!
Sorry that sounded bad
And I'm sure Roz will be fine!
He seems to really like you
JJ:
Hayden
Shut up 🙄
Stop bothering Capitaine
Don't you know he's probably busy right now?
Bow-chik-a-wow-wow 🍑🍆💦🥵
JJ…
JJ:
Damn that was fast? 🤨
Must've been good 😏
Omfg. I wasn't getting laid.
JJ:
What!?
Why not!? 😡
Okay guys. First of all, thank you for your little plan. It was very sweet of you, and it actually really helped me a lot. Especially since you know the coming out stuff hasn't exactly gone the way I had hoped, and it was nice to know that you guys still support me especially in this relationship.
JJ:
Of course Capitaine!
Hayden:
We'll always support you! You deserve to be happy dude!
Right. Thank you.
With that being said,
Roz and I have been officially together for like three years now.
JJ:
😧😧😧
Hayden:
Wait what?
Roz and I have been together since 2017.
Hayden:
No
No?
Hayden:
You were still seeing Lily in 2017…until like 2018?
Oh.
JJ:
Lily?
Hayden:
Yeah
Shane had this like on-again-off-again thing with a girl named Lily for like years bro
JJ:
So Cap was cheating on Lily?
No.
Hayden:
You weren't with Lily back then?
Well in a way I was.
Hayden:
…I'm confused
JJ:
Bro I'M confused🙄
Hayden:
So you were with Ilya in 2017?
Yes.
Hayden:
And you were with Lily until 2018?
I'm technically still with Lily.
JJ:
WHAT!?
Hayden:
Shane.
But I'm not a cheater.
JJ:
Um…
Hayden:
What do you mean?
There was no Lily.
Hayden:
What do you mean?
I mean Lily isn't real.
Hayden:
What do you mean?
I mean Ilya is Lily.
Boston Lily = Boston Ilya.
Hayden:
…
JJ:
AHAHAHAHAHAH
🫵🤣
Hayden you fucking idiot
Hayden:
Hey!
You didn't figure it out either!
JJ:
I would have if I had known about this Boston "Lily"!
Hayden:
Yeah right bro
Whatever
Woah so you and Roz have been together for like…ages
JJ:
What? When did you know about Boston Lily?
Hayden:
Dude that was like 2015 when I first saw her on Shane's phone I think
I mean him*
JJ:
2015!?
Hayden:
But Shane said they've only been together for around 3 years?
Officially.
Hayden:
What do you mean?
JJ:
Omfg Hayden 🙄
Bow-chik-a-wow-wow 🍑🍆💦🥵
To: Marly
Marly
Soooo how was your evening with Hollzy????😏
Ilya
Marly
Thank you
Awww no problem buddy
Ilya
Also
You are idiot
Hey wtf
Omg are you still mad at me about the hitting up Hollzy thing?
I wasn't serious I was just trying to make sure you actually liked him
Ilya
No, Marly.
Shane and I are already together
Damn moving quickly I see
Ilya
No, Marly.
Shane and I have BEEN together
Like for years
Officially around three, but longer before that. Casually
Oh shit
Dammit
That means my wingmanning was useless 😔
Ilya
No. Not useless.
Was very important to me
Pushed me to have a hard but needed conversation with my Shane and really helped.
And it let me know that my friend is really my friend
So was very important to me.
Okay shut up before I'm sad over a whole other reason
I'm always your friend Roz
Thank you Marly
So…
Do I get to hear about the hot Hollzy details?
You are good friend Marly
Does not mean I will not kill you if you ever ask stupid question like this again.
😂😂😂
Wait are you actually bi?
Oh idk
I still don't even know if you're bi lol
Marly
I am literally in relationship with a man
yeah but that's Hollander
I feel like everyone's a little gay for Hollander you know?
Elaborate.
He was like one of those guys that even some of the straightest men I know were like "Oh but if it were Hollander"
What guys?
Uh like most?
I got drunk with Smithy and Connors this one time, this was like back in 2016 so before you and Hollzy were a thing
bc he was with Rose Landry.
And we were like talking about who our hall-passes would be.
You know what a hall-pass is?
Yes.
Okay so yeah
And then we were like "if your hall-pass had to be a guy" and we all said Hollzy
But like even at All Stars some of the guys would talk about it
Like I for sure know the year that Hunter came out, a few of them were like "if I had a gay awakening, it'd be Hollander'
Oh and when Hollander won Hottest Hockey Player by Cosmopolitan? I think you were there when we were all saying like that makes sense
A few of the Boston guys even voted for him lol
Ilya
Marly
I'm going to bomb Boston.
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