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Green Bean: help I blew up my bed
Asshole Egg: fuckin how
Green Beans: trauma
Bad But Sad Boy: trauma can't blow up a bed
Green Bean: it can when ya got volatile powers
Bone Breaker: myyyyyy volatile powers never blew up a bed
Caterpillar Man: yeah. Just your bones
Duck Daddy: OHHHHHH BURNNNNNNNNN
Eldest Daughter Syndrome: so uh. We established that your related to God so what exactly are your powers
Green Bean: technically it's life but its more like green energy blasts. Then there's the weird demon powers and the weird dragon powers
I'm Outta Here: God does have favorites
Stabby Demon: yeah. Amenadiel. Feathered asshole wouldn't shut up about it
Green Bean: if I was my grandfather's favorite I wouldn't have trauma
Avocado: people give trauma to the people they love kid. Remember that
Green Bean: well fuck. I guess my mom does love me
Seeing Eye Dawgs: really? What's that like
Green Bean: abandonment apparently
Avocado: abandonment followed by your father disappearing and your mother randomly reappearing to help you fight a criminal
Green Bean: omg are we twins
Duck Daddy: ya kno. Maybe not having a mom is a good thing
Seeing Eye Dawgs: I'm boredddddddddd give me your family drama
Green Bean: my mom abandoned me. My dad became evil and I had to fight him then he was good then he died then my cousin possessed me then my dad came back and was evil and now he's okay
Eldest Daughter Syndrome: wow. You sound like an anime character
Green Bean: I feel like one too
DeePee: you aren't. And be glad. The anime clips were traumatizing
Green Bean: what now
Arm-y Dreamer: nothing special. Family's just. Dead.
Caterpillar Man: don't have a family.
Bone Breaker: wow. Eri and Shinsou are gonna be sad to hear that
Caterpillar Man: fine. I have two traumatized children and a Todoroki I need to save
Stabby Demon: I don't really have a family. I mean my mom has a fuck ton of kids
Bad But Sad Boy: I'm adopted
Eldest Daughter Syndrome: same. Cept I was adopted cuz my parents died. And now I have a bunch of younger siblings and we're a family of crime fighters
Avocado: I already told my story
Duck Daddy: myyyyyyy dad banished me to hell. And my wife left me
Sociopath: my sister attempted to kill John and I and my brother is annoying.
I'm Outta Here: I was adopted at birth by a billionaire along with six other kids and we were raised to be child soldiers
Bone Breaker: my dads just. Gone
Stabby Demon: like Lucifers wife
Duck Daddy: :(
Bone Breaker: toph. You wanna share?
Seeing Eye Dawgs: sure. But then Jax has to
Asshole Egg: I never agreed to this
DeePee: there's no getting out of it ya piece uh shite
Seeing Eye Dawgs: great. My parents thought I was weak and fragile so they hid me from the world so I ran away
Caterpillar Man: I believe it's time for Jax to share
Asshole Egg: fine. My dad also left.
Asshole Egg: ya know what. Fuck it. I don't have anything to loose anyways
Asshole Egg: I probably killed my mom
Arm-y Dreamer: how do you probably kill someone
Asshole Egg: didn't stick around to find out
I'm Outta Here: I killed my mom. She was a robot though.