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[Aubrey]: RU awake? It’s Aubrey
[Sunny]: yea
[Aubrey]: Woah really
[Aubrey]: It’s 1 am
[Sunny]: no im not actually
[Sunny]: sleeping rn
[Aubrey]: Shut up
[Aubrey]: nerd
[Sunny]: :(
[Aubrey]: aww
[Aubrey]: Don’t be sad
[Sunny]: ok sorry
[Aubrey]: :)
[Aubrey]: :D
[Aubrey]: c:
[Aubrey]: :]
[Aubrey]: Ok anyway
[Aubrey]: did u get home ok
[Sunny]: yea
[Sunny]: did you
[Aubrey]: Yeah
[Aubrey]: Kims snoring so fucking loud rn
[Aubrey]: worst part about her tbh
[Aubrey]: sometimes i wanna go shake her or smthn
[Sunny]: mari snored too
[Aubrey]: Wellll
[Aubrey]: she gets a pass
[Aubrey]: Do u have a roommate
[Sunny]: no
[Aubrey]: Why
[Sunny]: scary
[Aubrey]: Noo its fun
[Aubrey]: living w ur bestie
[Aubrey]: random ppl are icky tho i get it
[Sunny]: im afraid they would put me with a guy
[Aubrey]: ?????
[Aubrey]: O
[Aubrey]: forgot sorry
[Aubrey]: whats the process like anyway
[Aubrey]: r u legally a guy still
[Sunny]: no
[Sunny]: it wasnt that bad
[Sunny]: i dont think i would actually get put with a guy
[Sunny]: its just scary
[Aubrey]: oh
[Aubrey]: dont b scared
[Aubrey]: :D
[Sunny]: harder than it sounds
[Sunny]: and even if i roomed with a girl
[Sunny]: i’d be too scared she would see me as a guy
[Sunny]: and be afraid of me
[Aubrey]: Sunny
[Aubrey]: no one is afraid of u
[Aubrey]: u r literally sunshine n rainbows
[Aubrey]: and if they r
[Aubrey]: that wld be fucked up
[Aubrey]: fuck anyone who thinks that
[Aubrey]: i’ll kill anyone who says that about you
[Aubrey]: do you need me to do that to anyone
[Aubrey]: ill give you their eyes on a silver platter
[Aubrey]: ill roast their insides and serve them in the dining halls
[Aubrey]: ill cut off their legs and give them to science
[Aubrey]: ill rip off their skin and turn it into gummy bears
[Sunny]: its ok
[Sunny]: not that serious
[Aubrey]: No
[Aubrey]: not ok
[Aubrey]: super super serious.
[Aubrey]: i would go to war for you
[Sunny]: please don’t do that
[Aubrey]: would human organs taste better than dining hall food
[Sunny]: i don’t think i should answer that
[Aubrey]: hmm
[Aubrey]: maybe we can find out
[Sunny]: pls don’t murder anyone
[Sunny]: people leave me alone
[Sunny]: they don’t even know im trans
[Sunny]: its not a big deal
[Aubrey]: Ok ok
[Aubrey]: but if you ever get like
[Aubrey]: bullied or something
[Aubrey]: tell me
[Sunny]: i will
[Aubrey]: Good
[Aubrey]: what kind of new friends do u have
[Aubrey]: r they all nerds like u
[Sunny]: theres this one girl i met
[Sunny]: yeah shes a huge nerd
[Sunny]: she knows every line of the original spaceboy movie
[Sunny]: she can name every comic title from the issue number
[Sunny]: and she even likes the spinoffs
[Sunny]: even though they suck
[Aubrey]: Hey wait the spinoffs r good
[Sunny]: and she also has pink hair
[Aubrey]: wait also i can do all of that too
[Aubrey]: WAIT
[Aubrey]: fuck u
[Sunny]: LOL
[Aubrey]: that’s really mean.
[Aubrey]: im not that big of a nerd
[Aubrey]: fuckkk im a fucking nerd
[Aubrey]: i h8 u
[Sunny]: >:D
[Aubrey]: ok seriously tho
[Aubrey]: hav u met any1 new
[Aubrey]: im stuck with the hooligans
[Aubrey]: met new people but they dont feel the same
[Aubrey]: stuck with KEL
[Aubrey]: ewww
[Sunny]: not rly
[Sunny]: just a couple people
[Sunny]: acquaintances
[Aubrey]: hm
[Aubrey]: so u don’t have a group??
[Aubrey]: i should jst add u to our group
[Aubrey]: every1 misses u
[Sunny]: nonono
[Aubrey]: >:(
[Aubrey]: y
[Aubrey]: no ones gonna care if ur a girl now
[Aubrey]: hm actually mayb basil will finally get over u
[Sunny]: wha
[Aubrey]: hes gay
[Aubrey]: he says hed date a girl but i dont believe him
[Aubrey]: hes crushing on kel atm
[Aubrey]: sorry mayb i shouldnt have brought him up
[Sunny]: no its ok
[Sunny]: i think i liked him back then too
[Sunny]: is he still cute
[Aubrey]: Woah woah woah
[Aubrey]: calm down
[Sunny]: im just asking..
[Aubrey]: Yes he is
[Aubrey]: but hes taken
[Aubrey]: kels gonna swoop in and steal his heart
[Aubrey]: well
[Aubrey]: eventually
[Aubrey]: god hes so fuckin dumb
[Aubrey]: he got basil flowers
[Aubrey]: the Flower guy. Flowers. Dumbass
[Aubrey]: just like kiss him or smthn
[Aubrey]: r u only into guys
[Sunny]: no
[Sunny]: both
[Aubrey]: makes sense
[Aubrey]: I think were all gay as hell
[Aubrey]: something was in the water in faraway
[Sunny]: r u
[Aubrey]: what
[Sunny]: bi
[Sunny]: or
[Aubrey]: Ummm
[Aubrey]: idk
[Aubrey]: i like the girl aesthetic
[Aubrey]: u know
[Sunny]: so you think girls are hot
[Aubrey]: NO
[Aubrey]: didnt say that
[Aubrey]: i can appreciate a cute guy and a cute girl
[Aubrey]: it’s about the aesthetic.
[Sunny]: do you even know what that word means
[Aubrey]: ?????????
[Aubrey]: rude
[Aubrey]: why r u so mean over text
[Sunny]: you started it
[Aubrey]: NO
[Aubrey]: nuh uh
[Aubrey]: anyway im like
[Aubrey]: probably bi or something
[Aubrey]: idk
[Aubrey]: ill just keep waitin for the right person
[Aubrey]: and if its a guy its chill and if its a girl its chill
[Aubrey]: never wanted to ask anyone out b4
[Sunny]: so demi
[Aubrey]: whar
[Sunny]: demisexual
[Aubrey]: Never heard of it
[Sunny]: its like you only like people once you get really close to them
[Sunny]: like you would only date a close friend and not a stranger
[Sunny]: and you don’t really see the feeling until later into getting to know them
[Aubrey]: Oh
[Aubrey]: That sounds
[Aubrey]: like me
[Aubrey]: oh
[Aubrey]: oh wow
[Sunny]: yea i like it
[Sunny]: i think its me too
[Sunny]: but i dont have any friends to crush on
[Aubrey]: Oh come on
[Aubrey]: what abt like a classmate
[Aubrey]: have you ever met someone
[Aubrey]: whos like so so stunning
[Aubrey]: it makes you just wanna get in bed w
[Aubrey]: nvm
[Sunny]: um
[Sunny]: ok
[Aubrey]: im not weird
[Aubrey]: so what if i daydream abt crushing on random ppl i meet
[Aubrey]: id never actually ask them out
[Aubrey]: and love is different anyway
[Aubrey]: theres a difference btwn crushing and being in love
[Sunny]: ok sure
[Aubrey]: anyway
[Aubrey]: u have me
[Aubrey]: why dont u crush on me or smthn
[Aubrey]: ;)
[Sunny]: i just met you
[Aubrey]: ??????? No
[Aubrey]: i know u better than i know all my family members combined
[Sunny]: low bar
[Aubrey]: hey!!!!!!
[Aubrey]: eh
[Aubrey]: fair
[Aubrey]: but i know u
[Aubrey]: i know so much abt u
[Aubrey]: i mean we wouldnt date tho wld we
[Aubrey]: too much baggage and shit
[Sunny]: yea
[Sunny]: i
[Sunny]: i have to go to bed
[Aubrey]: aw
[Sunny]: i have an 8am tmr
[Aubrey]: I know
[Aubrey]: i mean uh
[Sunny]: what
[Aubrey]: Goodnight!!
[Sunny]: what??????
[Aubrey]: gn ttyl
[Sunny]: hang on
[Aubrey]: Nono u need to go to bed
[Aubrey]: go sleepy sleep
[Aubrey]: goodnight!!!
[Sunny]: ok......
[Sunny]: good night