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Martin looks at Seonghyeon and laughs,”Damn, chill gng. I get it’s the morning and shit, but pipe down a bit.” Martin says still chuckling as if he was some old ass grandpa sitting on his rocking chair on the front porch probaby chuckling about something that happened back in the days. Seonghyeon side-eyes him ,” call your uber bro, we ALL saw u look at Juhoon while walking, don’t play with me.” Martin turns his head quickly looking at his so-called hb,” Tf u mean i’m not staring at his omega looking ass.” Seonghyeon starts giggleshitting bc for some reason he’s jolly asf after meeting Keonho which martin finds weird but he has to keep his ass shut or else Seonhyeon’s going to tease him about Juhoon again.
Later during first period PE Martin finds his 6 '3 self, baptizing his classmates in his sweat while he runs laps around the gym. Seonghyeon finds him drenched ugly and looking like a ugly-ass chud. Seonghyeon looks at him, “ bro u look chopped as HELL.” Martin turns to look at him. Who the fuck you talking too? Martin says about to rock his twink best friend shit. Then Martin turns to see the Gym doors opening, bringing in fresh air and taking out the sweaty smelling sir of doom in despair that was in the overheated gym. Then Juhoon walks in nonchalantly along with his hb Keonho.
Juhoon scans the room full of young innocent children trying to escape ethe torture of running laps untill your shorts are permanantly wedged inside ur ass cheeks and having your legs numb from running. Then he finds Martin sweating, chopped ugly and having the biggest wedgie up his cheeks. Martin looks at Juhoon and wishes his ass could get the fuck out of there and get rid of his wedgie that's currenly up his ahh. But the poor little blond has to sit there while his butt screams in desperation and pain. And the sad thing is that he can’t do anything about it or he’s going to look like he’s digging for gold up his ass.
Juhoon looks at him, clearly trying to act nonchalant and not laugh at Martin’s sweaty self that desperately needs a shower. Keonho besides him dong some weird eye-fuckng bs to Seoghyeon and Juhoon tryna ignore it 👀👀👀
Then the Gym teacher finally finds the courage an streagh to get up out his chair and walk to juhoon wondering why juhoon is here."Hey boy, why you and your little freind in here for?" He says looking at the papers in juhoons hands.
“ These papers for me?” The gym teacher says snatching the poor papers from juhoon's manicured small petite hands that make even Y/N jealous. Gym teacher decides to ignore juhoons hands because he already came to terms that he’s just a background character.
He looks at the papers, nods to Juhoon and dismisses him with a wave of his diet pepsi can. Then turns back to the class to dismiss them to change and that their suffering and torture is over.
Martin finally gets rid of his wedgie and prays to the lord that juhoon didn’t notice ( juhoon did in fact notice btw.) Martin strips off his drenched gym clothes, takes a shower, does his hair again and puts on his normal clothes and skips out happily his class or doom and torture is finshed and he meets up with seongyeon who also just stepped out the changing room. Martin turns to seonghyeon.
Then for the first time in 4 fucking years it occurs to Martin his best freind is a twink and is high-key tea asf. So, in response to his new unlocked knowledge he blurts out,” Seonghyeon u look gay asf not gonna lie bro.” seonghyeon looks at him eyes wide with shock.” UHM, NO THE FUCK I DON’T??” He yells out like a little girl. Martin looks at him up and down,” Yes u do, hey mind turning around?” He says signaling songhyeon to do a 360.
Seonghyeon looks at him genuinely unable to handle this weird ass bromance situation going on and squeals,” TF?? HELL NO!!!!?? WHY WOULD U WANT ME TO TURN AROUND?!” Martin replied calmly,” For scientific purposes.” Seonghyeon slowly blinks, unable to process what his hb is saying rn and he looks behind martin and tries to hold in his laugh.
“ behind u martin.” Seonghyeon says trying his hardest not to laugh his ass off at that moment. Martin turns around slowly, scared of a teacher being behind him but turns out to be WAY worse. Guess which mother fucker was behind him and seonghyeon the whole time? Kim Fucking Juhoon. Martin’s face turns white as he starts thinking of all the possible ways to end it right then and there. He thinks he should jump out the window or maybe let Keonho who’s looking at him with murderous intent breathing the same air and commenting on seonghyeon.