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nayoung and her 9 chicks (10) - 7:11am.
mother hen: Everyone.
mother hen: Please report to the chat immediately.
kinkyung: what is this
kinkyung: a spy mission?
thumbbae: waddup nayoungz
mother hen: I'm not completely mad.
mother hen: I just want to know which one of you posted to our twitter last night.
yeBIN: u mean 2 post pics?
mother hen: No.
mother hen: I'm talking about the Ace Attorney post.
kyla messi: i don't know what you mean
kyla messi: but it was probably eunwoo unnie
eunbubu: exCUSE MI?
eunbubu: I DID NOTHIN BICH
swaggy baggy: what happened
swaggy baggy: i've been blocking you all out with kokobop this entire time
thumbbae: u lil shit
swaggy baggy: lil shit who's also the face of the group!
swaggy baggy: come at me again, thumb unnie
yehana banana: ??
mother hen: Someone tweeted out about Ace Attorney on our official twitter at 4am.
yehana banana: 4am? Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;)
kyla messi: that's dedication, wow
the real OJie: tbh it could be any of us
the real OJie: we aint got a sleeping schedule
mother hen: How do we move forward from this then?
queen kang: i wanna kno who did it
queen kang: im genuinly impressed
eunbubu: ikr?
thumbbae: i still think its eunwoo unnie
thumbbae: she likes ace attorney
kinkyung:
eunbubu: IT NOT MI
the real OJie: the only reason she plays ace attorney is bc she luvs miles edgeworth
the real OJie: leave her alone
swaggy baggy: she likes hot bara men
yeBIN: hawt bara tiddy
mother hen: Can we divert the topic back to the tweet?
mother hen: I don't know what bara is and I don't particularly want to know...
the real OJie: ill teach u
kyla messi: unnie no
kyla messi: unnie bad
kinkyung: lmao get told
yehana banana: the tweets were deleted though, weren't they?
queen kang: yh
queen kang: pledis had 2 say we were hackt
swaggy baggy: THAT'S FUCKIN WEAK
swaggy baggy: WHO HACKS TO POST ABOUT ACE ATTORNEY AT 4AM
mother hen: They made an effort, at least?
mother hen: A shoddy effort, but an effort nonetheless.
yeBIN: did any1 actully do it tho
kyla messi: i spend my 4am's trying to sleep so not me
kyla messi: keyword here is trying
the real OJie: not me ;)
the real OJie: i was busy mockin sungyeon for her superwholock phase
thumbbae: LET ME LIVE IT DOWN
yehana banana: it's ok!
yehana banana: i'll love you no matter what dark past you have!
thumbbae: thank yewonnie :D
kinkyung: the fact she called it a dark past lmao
thumbbae: i literally almost went to dashcon
thumbbae: thats how dark it was
mother hen: Oh, Sungyeon...
mother hen: I'm so sorry.
thumbbae: so am i :(
queen kang: im not meant to use the official twitter that much so it aint me
queen kang: evr since me and ceo-nim had our
queen kang: little talk
kyla messi: little talk?
kinkyung: ceo-nim had a go at her for posting her dog so much
kinkyung: didn't go too well
eunbubu: lmao y
queen kang: "wats the problem with kongie? we alrdy post photos of siyeon and shes a bitch too???"
swaggy baggy: YOU DIDN'T
queen kang: I DID
the real OJie: thats the funniest thing youve said since ive met u
queen kang: thx ;)
swaggy baggy: i didn't post the tweet but now i wish i did
swaggy baggy: i'm bitter
eunbubu: i post more cutr than whomever tweeted so ;(
eunbubu: aegyo or die
mother hen: I doubt it was anyone here then.
kyla messi: you trust in us :D
kinkyung: she literally said she hated us all on vlive
yehana banana: you said you hated eunwoo unnie on that vlive though?
kinkyung: i swore an oath to tell the truth
eunbubu: minkyung unnIEEEE
eunbubu: when did i wrong u
kinkyung: as soon as you introduced yourself to me back as a trainee
kinkyung: "hello ~ i'm jung eunwoo!"
kinkyung: i knew my life was fucking over
yeBIN: get rekt
swaggy baggy: do you think our managers will tell us what happened with the tweet?
thumbbae: maybe?
thumbbae: if nayoung unnie pesters them enough
mother hen: I'm on the case.
the real OJie: u kno
the real OJie: wouldnt it b funny if one of our managers posted it
the real OJie: by mistake
kinkyung: that would be funny
kinkyung: silly managers
queen kang: wat a plot twist
the real OJie: i doubt it was them tho lol
**
mother hen:
mother hen: Well.
yeBIN: jieqiong im soz for evrythin ive evr done to u
yehana banana: jieqiong unnie is a psychic!
kyla messi: what happened?
kyla messi: was busy making toast
queen kang: oo save mi some
kyla messi: will do :P
swaggy baggy: jieqiong unnie was right lmao
swaggy baggy: one of our managers posted the tweet by accident
swaggy baggy: they had to fake a hacking to explain it
kinkyung: unprofessional
kinkyung: but i commend their effort
queen kang: i think we should run the acc
thumbbae: ur only sayin that bc u wanna post pics of ur dog
queen kang: KONGIE IS A GOOD DOGGO
queen kang:
queen kang: LOOK I LUV
eunbubu: as cute as itz owner
queen kang: aaaaaa dokidoki
kinkyung: kyungwon talking about how much she loves pristin > 00:10
kinkyung: kyungwon talking about how much she loves kongie > 79:25:59
thumbbae: lmao where is the lie
queen kang: no lies
queen kang: only kongie
kyla messi: why do i feel like kongie's going to replace one of us
swaggy baggy: god do i hope it's you
kyla messi:
kyla messi: i won't hesitate, bitch
mother hen: KYLA.
the real OJie: ONLY SIYEON COULD MAKE HER THIS WAY IM SCREAMIN
**
boo seungkwan is a bullied species (13) - 9:35am.
mingyolo: hey
mingyolo: nice to see you all joining the bongbong family
snoozi: Why doesn't Wonwoo's one have a body?
wonwoot: i didnt think ppl would start making fanart
wonwoot: or start making them
minghaody: he was a fool
junhwihwi: wat else is new
wonwoot:
soft coups: are we all gonna be asked to draw one
soft coups: because this actually sounds fun
jejuboi: ppl
jejuboi: pls do urs with a body
jejuboi: dont be a wonwoo hyung
shookmin: no one wants to be a wonwoo hyung
sinnamon roll: didnt hansol do his without a carat
jejuboi: the eyes on his scare me
dancing queen: leave my child alone?
snoozi: Who the fuck
dancing queen: this is hansol
dancing queen: duh
junhwihwi: why r u the dancing quen?
dancing queen: you know
dancing queen: the dancing queen
dancing queen: young and sweet
minghaody: ONLY SEVENTEEN
dancing queen: THIS HYUNG GETS IT
jejuboi: babe u arent seventeen anymore
dancing queen: no
dancing queen: i'm always 17
snoozi: He has a point.
soft coups: why does ur bong bong look so off
dancing queen: they look fine
dancing queen: dad please :(
mingyolo: hansol's bongbongie looks fine!
mingyolo: don't use the other bongbongies to dictate how another one should look
mingyolo: in the end, they're all one family
mingyolo: just like us
wonwoot:
wonwoot: damn
junhwihwi: man turnt a joke into smth meaningful
shua: that's so sweet
shua: we're soon to having 13 bongbongs anyway
jejuboi: i did mine ;;)
mingyolo: coups hyung, minghao, seokmin and chan
mingyolo: i await :)
shookmin: i'll try my hardest to make it cute :D
snoozi: Seungcheol, bringing the Van Gogh like artistry
wonwoot: LMAO I FORGOT HOW SHIT HE IS
soft coups: im not that bad
soft coups: hansol rivals me in badness
dancing queen: you just don't understand my aesthetic
dancing queen: i have a lot of sense
minghaody: you failed the hip hop unit on that one show
dancing queen: MINGYU HYUNG SAVED US THO
jejuboi: we had seokmin almost fuck us over
shookmin: look here you
shookmin: i tried my hardest
shookmin: did you see woozi hyung's drawing of doraemon?
snoozi: Fuck you
snoozi: I'm a producer/idol, not an artist
snoozi: My bongbongie was cute enough anyway.
junhwihwi: i still think jisoo hyungs is teh cutest
soft coups: why have u all started calling him jisoo
soft coups: whats wrong with joshua
minghaody: we live in the state of south korea
minghaody: therefore he is jisoo
dancing queen: south korea isn't a state
wonwoot: well
wonwoot: he did say he failed geo
minghaody: fuck you
minghaody: i could give two shits about volcanoes honestly
jejuboi: ur bongbong gon be as ugly as ur words :(
minghaody: boo seungkwan i will down you
mingyolo: no bongbong is ugly
mingyolo: did you not listen to my intense speech earlier?
snoozi: We listened
snoozi: Did we take it in? Probably not.
mingyolo: :(
soft coups: stop upsetting my son
soft coups: please
soft coups: start being nice to each other
junhwihwi:
dancing queen: lol
snoozi: Sums up all our thoughts.
**
hey mama - 1:43pm.
the real OJie: heyyy
the real OJie: rember when we said we were gettin a july comeback?
junhwihwi: we rember
junhwihwi: julys almost over tho
channie: is pledis postponing it?
the real OJie: abt that
the real OJie: its probably not gonna b in july lol
the real OJie: they have to make way for another comeback
soft coups: who?
soft coups: i didnt think theyd do anything with nu'est sunbaes so soon
the real OJie: not nu'est u fool
junhwihwi: then who
eunbubu: GUYZZ
eunbubu: RAINA ESCAPT TEH BASEMENT
soft coups: she did WHAT
channie: raina noona?
channie: like after school/orange caramel
swaggy baggy: how many raina's do you know
channie: just wanted confirmation
channie: :[
snoozi: Who got out of the basement?
the real OJie: RAINA UNNIE
snoozi: OH
snoozi: I'M SO PROUD OF HER
the real OJie: IK SAME
snoozi: I'M SORRY FOR EVER DOUBTING PLEDIS
soft coups: are u actually
snoozi: Lmao, no
snoozi: But I'm happy she's getting a comeback after fucking ages.
swaggy baggy: they put us on hold for her
swaggy baggy: but honestly? i don't blame em
swaggy baggy: raina unnie deserves that comeback quicc
channie: she really does
eunbubu: we mite get oc comeback if we pray
junhwihwi: i hopeth
junhwihwi: lizzy noona n nana noona betta escape too
snoozi: We can only pray
swaggy baggy: my body is ready for that comeback
swaggy baggy: it's all i'll post about
the real OJie: like eunwoo with snsd
soft coups: why snsd
eunbubu: im a loyale snsd fan
junhwihwi: this is y ur manager hates u all postin
swaggy baggy: says you
swaggy baggy: i've seen those weibo callouts
junhwihwi: china is the country of luv
the real OJie: isnt it france
junhwihwi: dunno wat that is
junhwihwi: srry mdude
channie: you and minghao hyung talk like fuckboys though
eunbubu: SNORT
junhwihwi: the disrespect
channie: honesty *
eunbubu: u messi
swaggy baggy: maybe that's why pledis has issues promoting 2 acts at once
swaggy baggy: they too messy
**
soft coups: wait
soft coups: when are u having a comeback then
swaggy baggy: fuck if we kno
swaggy baggy: not even the managers know
soft coups: this just reminds me of the lizzy noona situation
junhwihwi: is pledis plannin to thro u in the basement?
swaggy baggy: they better not
swaggy baggy: tho sungyeons already made a home in the basement
swaggy baggy: so we'll be fine
thumbbae: im still trapped
eunbubu: I HEAR UR VOICE BUT I NO HEAR U PRODUCIN THE BOP OF THE CENTURY
thumbbae: IM GETTIN TO IT
junhwihwi: to repet wat siyeon said earlier
junhwihwi: they too messy
**
wonwoot to: shua. - 2:02pm.
wonwoot: hyung
shua: hey wonwoo
shua: what's up
wonwoot: just noticed u havent had lunch yet
wonwoot: wanna eat with me?
wonwoot: i made food
shua:
shua: oh my god...
shua: stan twt were right
wonwoot: huh
shua: you're actually trying to drug me
shua: you trick ass bitch
wonwoot: huh
wonwoot: im not trying to drug you?????
shua: save it
shua: i'm not going down for murder
wonwoot: hyung???? the fuck
shua: au revoir
wonwoot: wAIT
shua: what is it you snake
wonwoot: look
wonwoot: stan twt is wild
wonwoot: i would kno
wonwoot: my secret fake carat acc lurks everywhere : )
wonwoot: i swear i wont drug u tho
wonwoot: ill even eat the food first
wonwoot: lets just eat
shua:
shua: fine
shua: why do you have a fake carat account?
wonwoot: why not?
wonwoot: jeonghan hyung pretends to be a dk stan on his
wonwoot: is this news to u?
shua: it is
shua: tell me more
wonwoot: ill spill the tae
wonwoot: just come eat lunch with me
shua: ok then
shua: i'm keeping my guard up.
**
being parent is suffering (4) - 4:41pm.
sinnamon roll: WADDUP my frends
mother hen: Hi Jeonghan.
sinnamon roll: i hav idea
shua: you have an idea?
sinnamon roll: yeah
mother hen: What's your idea?
sinnamon roll: we should all meet up again ;)
sinnamon roll: granted its gone shit 2/3 times
soft coups: i understand the one where we got drunk
soft coups: why the other one
sinnamon roll: mouth wide open like i was at the dentist
soft coups: shit I TRIED TO REPRESS IT
mother hen: It's ok, Seungcheol.
mother hen: We just aren't meant to understand Cupcakke's songs.
shua: LGBT is great though
sinnamon roll: so 1/3 times?
sinnamon roll: idk maths isnt the best for mee
shua: should've done the maths for the comeback
sinnamon roll: thank FUCK they made jihoon do it
sinnamon roll: but rlly
sinnamon roll: letz get the kids together and meet!
mother hen: Hmm.
soft coups: shes considering
mother hen: Our comeback has been pushed back...
mother hen: So that does give us spare time...
sinnamon roll: so is tat a ye?
mother hen: What?
shua: is that a yes *
mother hen: Why do you type like a 12 year old?
sinnamon roll: y do u type like an elderly wo man?
mother hen: Touché.
soft coups: jeonghan doesnt type like a 12 year old
soft coups: havent seen him use xD yet
shua: god forbid
mother hen: That's true.
mother hen: To answer your question,
mother hen: Yes, we should meet up.
sinnamon roll: AY
sinnamon roll:
soft coups: lets just not meet in a bar this time
sinnamon roll: the bar wasnt to bad™
mother hen: I fell asleep on the way back.
mother hen: I was fine.
shua: you forget jihoon and soonyoung getting beyond wasted
shua: tense times.
soft coups: v tense
soft coups: where else is there
sinnamon roll: can we get food
sinnamon roll: like 23 of us in a food place
shua: that sounds dangerous
mother hen: The kids on my side know how to behave themselves.
mother hen: Kind of.
soft coups: some do here
soft coups: some do not
sinnamon roll: that is faux
sinnamon roll: all of our kiddies r LUHVELY
soft coups: seokmin almost stripped out of anger
mother hen: ...Why??
soft coups: he gets hot when he gets mad
soft coups: mingyu riled him up over the geese again
shua: seokmin's an avid goose lover
shua: that's sort of it.
mother hen: Right...
mother hen: Yewon can and will attempt to befriend every waiter or chef.
sinnamon roll: thats so cute?
sinnamon roll: y cant our kids do that
soft coups: seungkwan already does :(
soft coups: its his personal mission
mother hen: That's sweet though.
shua: so... restaurant?
soft coups: we could just go for something light
soft coups: like a cheeky nandos
mother hen: ...what...
sinnamon roll: cheol stop lookin up fuckin memes plz
soft coups: minghao mentioned cheeky nandos so i looked it up
soft coups: sorry for wanting to kno my children?
mother hen: I have no words.
shua: we could do something like that though
shua: what do all the kids like?
sinnamon roll: as long as its meat all the boys love it
mother hen: What sort of meat is more preferable though?
sinnamon roll: mah meat
sinnamon roll: the one i beat
shua: han
sinnamon roll: yes my love
shua: shut up.
sinnamon roll: yes my love ;(
soft coups: lol
soft coups: bulgogis good
shua: i kinda want samgyeopsal
mother hen: Oh, Samgyeopsal is amazing.
sinnamon roll: he only wants it bc vocal team forgot to invit him wen we had it
soft coups: i thought they forgot when it was gopchang?
shua: it's happened more than once
shua: i am the unloved one
mother hen: Hey, that's probably not true.
soft coups: lmao probably
sinnamon roll: none of u r unloved
sinnamon roll: tho i regretti pushin out wonwoo n jun sometimes
mother hen: Pushing them out...
sinnamon roll: i will show u the stretch marks
mother hen: I would rather you not.
soft coups: lets go for samgyeopsal then?
shua: sounds like a plan!
mother hen: When should we do it?
soft coups: hmm
soft coups: hMmmmm
shua: two days from now?
shua: since cheollie can't make a decision
mother hen: Ok then.
sinnamon roll: heY
sinnamon roll: i hav other idea
soft coups: lay it on us hannie
sinnamon roll: let keep it a secret fron the kids
sinnamon roll: it feeels nicer that way
mother hen: Hm, I like the sound of that.
mother hen: We can celebrate both of our successes.
shua: like a surprise celebration!
shua: i love that!!
soft coups: so its decided
mother hen: It is. :)
mother hen: We'll decide times and everything else at a later date.
sinnamon roll: okle dokle
sinnamon roll: dnot let it slip to the kids
sinnamon roll: nayoung lookin at u with jieqiong
mother hen: I don't tell her everything, you know.
soft coups: she means her kinks
mother hen: I'm not dignifying that with a response.
soft coups: its tru tho
mother hen: I'm not answering that.
shua: cheollie, you too
shua: don't let it slip to hansol
soft coups: hansol?
sinnamon roll: u hav a soft spot for him
sinnamon roll: dnot lie we all kno
soft coups: hes such a sweet kid fuck off
mother hen: Keep it from him either way.
mother hen: No matter how sweet he is.
soft coups: yes mother nayoungie :(
shua: i'm excited now!
shua: :D
sinnamon roll: how pure
mother hen: Too pure.
soft coups: the only pure parent
soft coups: the kids should follow his example
shua: too bad they follow in yours
mother hen: Ouch.
shua: bye!!!
mother hen: Is Seungcheol still typing...?
sinnamon roll: LMAO CHEOL IS LIKE
sinnamon roll:
mother hen: Joshua ran whilst he still could.
mother hen: Congrats.
**
junhwihwi to: minghaody. - 6:11pm.
junhwihwi: hey b
minghaody: hola
minghaody: how goes it
junhwihwi: im angery
minghaody: why're you angery
minghaody: did something happen?
junhwihwi: u
minghaody: what did i do?
junhwihwi: exist
junhwihwi: one human bean shouldnt b this hot
minghaody: hey now
junhwihwi:
minghaody: o that one
junhwihwi: i hope pledis lets u have ur own insta
junhwihwi: like exo sunbaenims
minghaody: maybe
minghaody: my photos aren't stunning tho
junhwihwi: bullshit
minghaody: hey
minghaody: yours are better
minghaody: far far better
junhwihwi: mine r phenomenal
junhwihwi: hence y i send them to teh other members ;)
junhwihwi: but u?
junhwihwi: ur a masterpiece minghao
junhwihwi: u kno that
minghaody: hm
minghaody: maybe i don't know that
minghaody: maybe you should tell me more
junhwihwi: im just fuellin ur praise kink now am i
minghaody: sHh
junhwihwi: lmao come here
junhwihwi: ill show u how much i appreciate u
junhwihwi: ... hao much
junhwihwi: heh
minghaody: fuck you
minghaody: i'm coming tho
junhwihwi: not yet u arnt ;)
minghaody: lmao is this why mingming left
junhwihwi: its y he blocced me again
junhwihwi: i asked him if hed bone a human shrek
minghaody: rightfully blocked
junhwihwi: lmao
minghaody: i'm coming now
minghaody: anticipate me ~
junhwihwi: i always do haohao
**
hey mama. - 8:40pm.
snoozi: Why...
snoozi: Why does everyone on twitter think I'm dead?
thumbbae:
snoozi: The fuck...
**
the maknaenaes (4) - 11:05pm.
swaggy baggy: hola
thumbbae: ¿como éstas?
swaggy baggy: SHE SAID KONNICHIWA
thumbbae: SHE SAID PARDON MY FRENCH
kyla messi: i said bonjour madame ~
thumbbae: was this the purpoose of ur visit
swaggy baggy: not at all
swaggy baggy: just wanted to let nyall kno
swaggy baggy: i rewatched ososan
thumbbae: o ur poor soul
yehana banana: osomatsu-san??
swaggy baggy: ya
swaggy baggy: i can safely say i'm a certified karamatsu girl
kyla messi: oh unnie
kyla messi: i'm sorry.
swaggy baggy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH KARAMATSU
kyla messi: a lot.
yehana banana: kyla likes ichimatsu (。・ω・。)
thumbbae: lmao i always knew she was a furry
kyla messi: i'm not a furry ffs
kyla messi: but i will say warrior cats was my childhood and i still love it dearly
thumbbae: judgement
yehana banana: i like jyushimatsu ˙˚ʚ(´o`)ɞ˚˙
yehana banana: the scene with him and the girl made me sad (╥﹏╥)
swaggy baggy: HOMURA
swaggy baggy: HOME RUN GIRL
swaggy baggy: I CRIED
kyla messi: same here
kyla messi: jyushimatsu was so pure
kyla messi: and i love him
thumbbae: blesst juicy boy
swaggy baggy: ah
swaggy baggy: what abt you sungyeonnie
swaggy baggy: that's sungyeon + unnie btw
yehana banana: nice siyeon!
swaggy baggy: thanks yewonnie B)
thumbbae: wat abt me
kyla messi: your fave brother
kyla messi: who is it?
thumbbae: o
thumbbae: choromatsu
yehana banana: ah.
swaggy baggy: ah x2
kyla messi: ah x3 lol
thumbbae: wat
thumbbae: wat are u judgin me for this time
kyla messi: this time lol
swaggy baggy: just didn't suspect this side of you
swaggy baggy: a chorofappyski lover
yehana banana: i'm shocked! (ﾟﾛﾟ〃)
thumbbae: YEWONNIE DONT JOIN THEIR MOCKIN
kyla messi: it's just honesty unnie
thumbbae: it hurtful ;(
swaggy baggy: you just like the wrong characters
swaggy baggy: you like naruto for instance
thumbbae: nothin wrong with naruto?
thumbbae: srry he aint sasuke
swaggy baggy: sasuke should've been the main character bye
kyla messi: doesn't naruto die at the end of the series
thumbbae: no
thumbbae: he goes onto marry hinata and become the seventh hokage
yehana banana: so he doesn't die?
thumbbae: no
kyla messi: then i will finish the job
**
queen kang to: eunbubu. - 12:03am.
queen kang: heyyy nunu
eunbubu: heii b
eunbubu: howre u doin
queen kang: this is the rite chat rite
eunbubu: yh lol
eunbubu: just us
queen kang: i like the sound of that
eunbubu: so do i bb
queen kang: fr ur bday bfore
queen kang: i didnt get u a proper prezzie did i
eunbubu: u sorta did
eunbubu: i liked it anywayz lol
queen kang: i want to giv u smth now tho
eunbubu: omo
queen kang: i wanna take u out
queen kang: to a club
eunbubu: a club???
queen kang: yh
queen kang: a private club
queen kang: aka my bed
eunbubu: is the offer on nau
queen kang: it is
eunbubu: here i cometh
queen kang: lmao ur such a dork
eunbubu: im ur dork bb <33
queen kang: <33333333
**
hip thrust into oblivion (4) - 2:02am.
hoeshi: gUYS HOLY FUCK
minghaody: eh
minghaody: where the fuck have you been all day
hoeshi: off my fone?
hoeshi: appreciatin nature?
hoeshi: fucking kids these days
minghaody:
channie: it's so late
channie: why are you still up
hoeshi: y r u still up???
junhwihwi: whoop he got u ther
channie: watching 33 screaming frogs
hoeshi: understnadable
hoeshi: hav a good day
channie: you too hyung
minghaody: frogs scream so cute
minghaody: like
minghaody: they remind me of jihoon hyung when he's mad
hoeshi: LMAO IM TELLIN HIM THAT
minghaody: omg please don't
minghaody: he'll castrate me
junhwihwi: oo
junhwihwi: damn
channie: the frogs remind me of pepe though
hoeshi: u sayin my bf is pepe?
junhwihwi:
junhwihwi: JIHOON WHEN HE MAD
minghaody:
minghaody: me, looking for the lie
hoeshi: nyall gon get beat
hoeshi: god help u
junhwihwi: y u suddenly text us then ho
hoeshi: good q
hoeshi: ive been thinkin
channie: oh no
minghaody: here we go
hoeshi: imagine comin home une day
hoeshi: all ur lites r off
hoeshi: but the fire is lit
junhwihwi:
hoeshi: fucc u
hoeshi: u expect no one to b there
hoeshi: but to ur surprise
hoeshi: bowser is ther
hoeshi: wine glass in hand
hoeshi: all prepped
hoeshi: would u do him
channie: wh
channie: wh....
junhwihwi: WYM BY ALL PREPPED THO
hoeshi: open to interpretation
minghaody: hey OP
minghaody: are you open to constructive criticism
channie: lmao
**
the OG family (11) - 8:20am.
the real OJie: hey thots + nayoungie
jyp have mercy: ur included in the thot line
the real OJie: am not denying it
teeny rap god: hey
teeny rap god: what's up
the littlest penguin: it's so early ❆
the littlest penguin: this reminds me of when we all had to wake up real early ❆
doyeoff: Those were the days
doyeoff: I sort of miss them
the real OJie: sort of?
the real OJie: gurl i cried when i saw u all on debut stages
snatch'd: wish somi could relate
jyp have mercy: u wound mi
mother hen: Hello girls.
teeny rap god: unnie hey!
forehead: howre u surviving these winters
mother hen: I'm surviving well, thank you.
teeny rap god: tell yewon i say hi
teeny rap god: we barely text anymore lol
mother hen: I will.
chaeYEAAAAon: hei
chaeYEAAAAon: this feels weird tbh
doyeoff: How so
chaeYEAAAAon: like
chaeYEAAAAon: were all doin things
chaeYEAAAAon: not w each other
chaeYEAAAAon: mnet even b debutin a boy group in our place
jyp have mercy: tru
mother hen: That is true.
mother hen: It doesn't mean that we won't ever see each other again.
mother hen: We've made such a strong bond, it'd be foolish of us to abandon that because we aren't all considered a group anymore.
the real OJie:
the real OJie: nayoungie...
jyp have mercy: we all needa c each other soon
*incoherent screm*: i agre
jyp have mercy: especially u unnie ;-)
*incoherent screm*: ofc soomi
doyeoff: Your friendship concerns me
chaeYEAAAAon: it concerns evryone
the littlest penguin: hey
the littlest penguin: by the way
snatch'd: hm
the littlest penguin: you all look really good in your individual debuts ❆
the littlest penguin: i'm aggressively cheering you all on ❆
the real OJie: u dont think of debutin sohye?
the littlest penguin: hmm
the littlest penguin: i think the acting life is where i'll always feel comfy ❆
the littlest penguin: or variety shows ❆
chaeYEAAAAon: she just likes mingyu oppa
the littlest penguin: that is false you idiot ❆
the littlest penguin: i liked everyone i met ❆
the real OJie: evn junhui?
the littlest penguin: yes? ❆
mother hen: Hm.
the real OJie: shock™
the real OJie: lmao but rlly lets meet one day
the real OJie: we can tlk abt our lives
the real OJie: n gossip ;)
snatch'd: we totally should
snatch'd: oho
jyp have mercy: u kno
jyp have mercy: i love our bond
jyp have mercy: hella loads
mother hen: We all love our bond.
teeny rap god: lmao shot down
mother hen: That's not what I was trying to do, Mina.
mother hen: Geez.
chaeYEAAAAon: LMAO
the real OJie: u anger her
teeny rap god: nayoung unnie
teeny rap god: am sorry for disappoint
teeny rap god: i will lay down my life
mother hen: What?
forehead: MINA WTF
forehead: DNOT JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
teeny rap god: GIVE SALLY MY LINES
*incoherent screm*: bai mina
teeny rap god: byeee yoojung
mother hen: You haven't disappointed me?
teeny rap god: it too late
teeny rap god: tell yeonjung unnie when she comes on
teeny rap god: her waifu is shit
teeny rap god: FAREWELL THOTS + nayoung unnie
the littlest penguin:
the littlest penguin: anyways,,, ❆
the real OJie: SNORT
**
hey mama. - 11:31am.
yeBIN:
yeBIN: can u believe yoon jeonghan spoilt the signal choreo all thos years ago
sinnamon roll:
yeBIN: bYE
**
hey mama. - 2:03pm.
hoeshi: hey ppls
hoeshi: rember the hello venus debut song
queen kang: ofc?
queen kang: best song
mingyolo: JA URIGA NUGU
queen kang: YOU ~~~~~
hoeshi: FOR U
queen kang: YOU ~~~~~~~~
mingyolo: I'M YOUR VENUS
mingyolo: JELLO HOTHAN NAREUL MITGO
queen kang: OK? ;-)
hoeshi: GOOD
hoeshi: just needed to remind evryon
hoeshi: it a great song
hoeshi: the ppl in 2012 just werent ready for such a great song
mingyolo: not even pledis were ready
queen kang: y did they gotta change the concept like dat
mingyolo: SOMEONE AGREES THANK YOU
hoeshi: i still cri
hoeshi: i was also in the mv so ;)
wonwoot: so was i
wonwoot: u arent special soon
queen kang: ooooooo
mingyolo: i was also there
mingyolo: jihoon hyung too
mingyolo: remember him breaking the set
queen kang: lmao how
mingyolo: like
mingyolo: 2012 was a mess
hoeshi: a mess tat this song couldve saveed
hoeshi: but nooo
hoeshi: im passionaite in my love for this song
wonwoot: we can telleth
wonwoot: i might actually blast it now
queen kang: im blastin it alrdy ;)
hoeshi: keep streamin kyungwon!!!!
queen kang: FOR U OPPA OFC
mingyolo: omg he's actually blasting it
mingyolo: I'M ABOUT TO BREAK OUT INTO THE DANCE BRB
hoeshi: o sweet jesus
queen kang: we luv us a dancing king
wonwoot: when that king is mingyu?
wonwoot: slightly less so
[mingyolo changed the chat name to "VICTORY GIRLS"]
hoeshi: GEDDIT MINGYU
wonwoot: hes krumpin
wonwoot: why must you be like this
queen kang: KRUMP TILL UR HEARTO GIVES OUT
hoeshi: GO MINGYU YEEEEEEEEEEE
wonwoot:
wonwoot: i cant do this anymore
mingyolo: are my moves not enough to keep you alive?
wonwoot: dont patronise me.
queen kang: his movs kept me alive
hoeshi: wonwoos a fake mingyu stan ;(
queen kang: time to get him witchhunted!
wonwoot: leaveth me alone
**
dancing queen to: jejuboi. - 2:37pm.
dancing queen: heyyy
jejuboi: hiya
dancing queen: i'm on skype rn with sofia
dancing queen: she's asking for you
jejuboi: is she rlly?
dancing queen: well duh
dancing queen: you've stolen my place as the fave brother :(
jejuboi: it was destined to hapen ;(
jejuboi: evr since we all went to songdo tgther
dancing queen: that was so fun tho
dancing queen: still my fave memory with you
jejuboi: same here
jejuboi: tell sofia i shall be there in le seconde
dancing queen: aight
dancing queen: says she loved your vocals in dwc
dancing queen: she's buttering you up basically
jejuboi: from her i accept it :-)
jejuboi: nyoom
**
spot the fake (4) - 4:51pm.
eunbubu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAA
queen kang: wassup babe???
the real OJie: the fuckin gc title thats wat
eunbubu: u spotted the fake?
yeBIN: evrytime she looks in the mirror she does lmao
the real OJie: yebin i will DOWN U
yeBIN: omg pls dont
yeBIN: ive seen u down sungyeon b4 pls not me
the real OJie: keep ur whore mouth shutteth then
queen kang: nothin wrong with a whore mouth!!!
the real OJie: unless its yebins
queen kang: tru
eunbubu: gUY STOP BULLYIN HER
yeBIN: eunwoooooooooo
eunbubu: ther r far more important things than her
yeBIN: EUNWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the real OJie: like?
eunbubu: THE NEW DOCTOR
eunbubu: IS A GURL
queen kang: well
queen kang: yh
yeBIN: u only just learnt?
eunbubu: i dun keep up w news
eunbubu: but this is news!!!!!!!!!
queen kang: can she beat matt smith tho?
eunbubu: yeh
eunbubu: quite easily
yeBIN: kyungwon wtf
yeBIN: matt smith isnt best doctor?
queen kang: oh NO WE ARENT HAVIN THIS ARGUMENT AGAIN
queen kang: ms "i only luv the old doctors :("
yeBIN: hei
yeBIN: david tennant was fckin good too ho
eunbubu: sigheth
eunbubu: i wanna b a doctor
eunbubu: maybe the next on
the real OJie: y a doctor?
eunbubu: bc the idea of a sonic screwdriver!!
eunbubu: n all that mind fuck adventurin
eunbubu: sounds so fun!!!!
queen kang: thats actually rlly cute
eunbubu: awww bb
yeBIN: eunwoo is my least fave dr in the series :(
eunbubu: FCK OFF
eunbubu: GO BACK TO UR DAVID TENNANT OPPA IF U LUV HIM SO MUVH
yeBIN: AY YO FUCK U
queen kang: sigheth
queen kang: wbu jieqiong?
the real OJie: huh?
queen kang: whos ur fave dr?
the real OJie: oh
the real OJie: uhhh
eunbubu: shes gon disappoint me i can sense it
eunbubu: it like a 7th sense w her now
yeBIN: dnot u mean 6th?
eunbubu: shit u rite
eunbubu: nct got me fked lol
queen kang: we wont judge u as much
the real OJie: uh
the real OJie: u see
yeBIN: o god
the real OJie: i never watched dr who
eunbubu: u wot
the real OJie: it felt misleadin
the real OJie: like
the real OJie: hes not actually a doctor
the real OJie: no degree? no phd? nothin
the real OJie: so i didnt watch it
yeBIN:
yeBIN:
the real OJie: UR SILENCE SCARES ME
eunbubu: jie
eunbubu: can u delet my #
the real OJie: U SAID NO JUDGEMENT
queen kang: "hes not actually a doctor"
yeBIN: ...hes not actually a doctor
eunbubu: found the fake
the real OJie: GUYS
**
pristeen angst. (10) - 5:06pm.
yeBIN: good day to all of yall aprt frm jieqiong
[eunbubu changed the chat name to "hes not actually a doctor"]
kinkyung: huh
the real OJie: im leavin the group
squirrel: u kno what?
squirrel: i dont even question it anymores
squirrel: im stayin locked in the basement unaware gbye
**
channie to: snoozi. - 7:45pm.
channie: hey hyung!
snoozi: Hi Chan
snoozi: What do you need
channie: nothing
channie: just wanted to see if you were busy
snoozi: I'm not doing anything currently
snoozi: Why?
channie: i wanted to give you something
channie: where are you?
snoozi: Leaving the studio
snoozi: I'll be back at the dorm in around 10 minutes?
channie: ok!
**
snoozi: I'm back
snoozi: Are you about to prank me or something...
channie: of course not hyung
channie: where is your trust
snoozi: Gone after you fools kissed me on Weekly Idol.
channie: come to the kitchen!
channie: everyone else seems to be in the rooms so bleh
snoozi: Ok...
snoozi: Oh?
channie: take it!!
snoozi: A gift?
snoozi: Why exactly
snoozi: What exactly
channie: open it :P
snoozi: If you say so
snoozi: Oh.
channie: do you like them?
channie: i know mingyu hyung's alarm + seungcheol hyung's morning work out annoy you
channie: so i got you some soundproof headphones!
channie: manager nim will probably hate me because we won't be able to wake you but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
snoozi:
snoozi: Chan...
channie: before you tell me you can't accept them, you have no choice
channie: my good will won't allow you too return them :D
channie: that may be a curse though.
snoozi: But why
snoozi: My birthday's in November...
channie: it isn't a birthday present
channie: it's a thank you present!
snoozi: Thank you?
channie: yeah!
channie: for helping me during the seokmin hyung stuff
channie: i wouldn't be able to move on from all of that without you
channie: so thank you!
snoozi:
snoozi: You're welcome...
channie: omg hyung
channie: are you crying?
snoozi: You can't fucking prove that
channie: you're standing right in front of me
snoozi: Then of course I'm bloody crying!
channie: ahhhh hyung don't cry
channie: is the present that bad??
snoozi: The present's so thoughtful
snoozi: That's why I'm crying
channie: ohhh!
channie: you deserve it though
channie: the present, i mean
snoozi: Uh huh
channie: aww hyung D:
**
boo seungkwan is a bullied specicies (13) - 7:52pm.
dancing queen: hey
dancing queen: don't mean to alarm you all
dancing queen: but jihoon hyung is crying in the kitchen
soft coups: hes what???
hoeshi: hoonie is?
dancing queen: chan's with him and all
dancing queen: but he shows no signs of stopping the tears
dancing queen: i'm useless at stepping in here plz helpeth
hoeshi: on the way.
sinnamon roll: ive alrdy called an uber
junhwihwi: ur literally sittin nxt to me in the livin room
sinnamon roll: huSH
**
dancing queen: the whole family gathered into the kitchen just to console jihoon hyung
dancing queen: i've never felt so warm in my life
shua: we really are a family, aren't we?
dancing queen: we are
dancing queen: even if we're questionable at best
shua: ah
shua: jihoon, you must've been tired this whole time, right?
shua: really, we all respect you so much
shua: we wouldn't be seventeen without our strong aegyo ""hating"" producer
wonwoot: everyones gettin teary eyed
wonwoot: omo
minghaody: why is everyone suddenly CRYING
minghaody: WHY HAS JIHOON HYUNG SET OFF SUCH EMOTION IN YOU ALL
jejuboi: its just
jejuboi: i had a sudden moment of 'this is wat it feels like to b a family'
jejuboi: and so im now full on cryin
channie: ah
channie: all you hyungs must've been tired all this time
channie: thank you for working so hard though
channie: i love you all
shookmin: i am sobbing
minghaody: yes we see that seokmin
junhwihwi: is this group hug time
sinnamon roll: yall im not evn wearin my best pants
hoeshi: GROUP HUG
wonwoot: lmao can u imagine manager nim walkin in right now
wonwoot: and witnessin 13 hormonal boys huggin in the kitchen
minghaody: over half of them are in hysterics to add to the fun
wonwoot: id turn right back out
shua: join the hug wonu
wonwoot: oke
minghaody: we've all worked hard to get to where we are now
minghaody: i'm proud
minghaody: a bit disturbed by the loud sobbing noises now
minghaody: but still proud
mingyolo: it's like seventeen project all over again
wonwoot: lmao it actually is
soft coups: kids
minghaody: yes father
dancing queen: yeppity
soft coups: u know i love u all very much
dancing queen: i should hope so
dancing queen: if you didn't, that'd be worrying
jejuboi: SEUNGCHEOL HYUNG
jejuboi: WE LOVE U TOOOOO
jejuboi: UR THE BESTEST LEADER
minghaody: is seungkwan a fucking waterfall
soft coups: UR THE BEST KIDS I COULD ASK FOR
soft coups: LETS MAKE 2017 OUR YEAR
shua: i think it's already our year
shua: since we're doing so well :D
dancing queen: every year is our year when we're together
junhwihwi: dat so sappy ;/
dancing queen: everyone is literally crying and you're grilling me over being sappy?
shua:
shua: so this is the rivalry twitter talked about...
junhwihwi: huh
sinnamon roll: JUST GET BK INTO THE HUG CIRCLE U IDIOTS
**
being parent is suffering (4) - 9:01pm.
mother hen: Hello.
shua: hi nayoung
shua: the other two are coming back from crying so they'll be a second
mother hen: Oh, I see.
mother hen: Why were they crying?
shua: we just had a group cry
shua: you know?
mother hen: I understand.
sinnamon roll: AM BACK
sinnamon roll: A BICTH HAS STOPPT CRYIN
shua: welcome back!
mother hen: Welcome back.
sinnamon roll: THX
sinnamon roll: shit we should plan for tmrw lmao
mother hen: That's why I messaged here in the first place.
sinnamon roll: u sound so bitter nayoung :(
mother hen: Really?
mother hen: Perhaps that's just how I type.
mother hen: Trust me, I feel no bitterness currently.
shua: yay
shua: what time works for us all tomorrow?
mother hen: Pristin have vocal training briefly until around 4?
mother hen: After that, I think we're fine.
sinnamon roll: ooooo
sinnamon roll: do we hav practice tmrw?
shua: uhh
shua: i think it's unit specific practice
sinnamon roll: which unit tho
shua: uhHHHHH
soft coups: its hip hop unit
mother hen: Ah.
shua: thank you cheollie
mother hen: Welcome back, Seungcheol.
soft coups: thanks nayoung
soft coups: we have practice till 5-ish i think
soft coups: usually it just goes on until bumzu hyung gives up on us
sinnamon roll: soo sometime aftr 5-ish?
mother hen: Ok, that sounds ideal.
shua: how about we meet at 7?
shua: i already have an idea of the place we can go to
soft coups: 7 works
mother hen: It does work.
sinnamon roll: so 7
sinnamon roll:
mother hen: Right then.
mother hen: None of you have let it slip, have you?
soft coups: nop
soft coups: the kids suspect nothing
mother hen: That's good.
mother hen: Keep it up.
soft coups: we will ~~
sinnamon roll: thisll all werk out if the kids arent nosey lil shits
mother hen: While I wouldn't put it in those words...
mother hen: I doubt they will be.
mother hen: They're respectful.
shua: are you sure about that?
mother hen: I'd like to think so.
**
kinkyung to: mother hen. - 9:42pm.
kinkyung: hey unnie
kinkyung: tomorrow can we get ice cream after training
kinkyung: pretty please?
mother hen: Oh.
mother hen: We should probably refrain from doing that.
kinkyung: eh
kinkyung: is there a reason why
mother hen: I'm just not in the mood for ice cream.
kinkyung: this is for tomorrow
mother hen: I doubt I'll be in the mood for ice cream tomorrow either.
kinkyung: jie loves ice cream tho
mother hen:
mother hen: That won't persuade me.
kinkyung:
kinkyung: ok cough it up
mother hen: Cough what up?
kinkyung: nah don't play this game unnie
kinkyung: you're hiding shit
kinkyung: if jieqiong can't move you then something's up
mother hen: I'm not a doormat, Minkyung.
kinkyung: that's not what i'm saying :(
kinkyung: but usually you give into her
kinkyung: plus you see the way she eats ice cream
mother hen: Still not changing my stance.
kinkyung: are we doing something else tomorrow?
mother hen: No.
kinkyung: you responded back to that awfully quick
kinkyung: hmmmm
mother hen: I think I should leave now.
mother hen: To shower.
kinkyung: ok
kinkyung: this is shady af
kinkyung: but oookkk
**
yaoi ming to: junhwihwi. - 10:00pm.
yaoi ming: HEY wen junhui
junhwihwi: y
junhwihwi: y the lower case :(
yaoi ming: eh u dont deserve it
yaoi ming: how goes it
junhwihwi: it goin p good
junhwihwi: u?
yaoi ming: all is swell mdude
yaoi ming: how is hao
junhwihwi: p good
junhwihwi: dont u two talk anyways???
yaoi ming: yeah
yaoi ming: but he no tell me anythin
junhwihwi: ouch
yaoi ming: ik
yaoi ming: much ouch
junhwihwi: u poor soul
yaoi ming: indeed
yaoi ming: u 2 happy now?
junhwihwi: yeah
yaoi ming: thats good
yaoi ming: im ur #1 shipper <3
junhwihwi: awww ming
yaoi ming: the bois back in china say hey
junhwihwi: the boys™?
yaoi ming: yh
yaoi ming: the boys™
yaoi ming: the ones im crackin a cold one with
junhwihwi: were they bk in town?
yaoi ming: yh!
yaoi ming: my milkshake brought them 2 da yard
junhwihwi: ah
junhwihwi: ur puns wouldve fit rite in
yaoi ming: im the one textin wonwoo the shitty puns u kno
junhwihwi: r u actually?
yaoi ming: we exchange them
yaoi ming: yh
junhwihwi: wow
junhwihwi: ur the reason i cri then
junhwihwi: the puns r so bad™
yaoi ming: lmao good
yaoi ming: g2g b
junhwihwi: b a i
yaoi ming: giv hao a hug for me
yaoi ming: stay safe
yaoi ming: use protection
yaoi ming: dnt be silly, protect ur willy
junhwihwi: thx for the advice
junhwihwi: dont die in ur sleep
yaoi ming: eh
yaoi ming: no promises
junhwihwi: lolbye
yaoi ming: bye bitch
**
yehana banana to: squirrel. - 11:25pm.
yehana banana: hello cutie pie!
squirrel: hey yewonnie
yehana banana: do you wanna lie next to me tonight?
yehana banana: we can huddle for warmth!
squirrel: mm
squirrel: i'll skip
yehana banana: hm?
yehana banana: is something the matter sungyeon?
yehana banana: you can tell me
squirrel: its nothing
yehana banana: clearly it's something!
yehana banana: i don't like seeing you upset
yehana banana: you deserve all the happiness in the world!
yehana banana: and all the love it can give! or more!
squirrel: srsly
squirrel: ur too good to me
squirrel: sigh
squirrel: are u rlly ok with this?
squirrel: with me?
yehana banana: ...sungyeon?
squirrel: like
squirrel: ur lovely
squirrel: beautiful
squirrel: ur smile lights up the entire room and my heart
squirrel: u hav almost no flaws
squirrel: but then theres me
yehana banana: you?
squirrel: u could do so much better
squirrel: im shitty
yehana banana: sungyeon
yehana banana: what's suddenly brought this on.
squirrel: idk lmao
squirrel: ur just amazing
squirrel: im a lousy gf
yehana banana: no, something's clearly brought this on
yehana banana: has someone said something to you?
yehana banana: if it's comments, they don't know you the way we know you
yehana banana: so it's easier to ignore them!
squirrel: ik
squirrel: i dont read those comments
yehana banana: then what could it be?
yehana banana: i don't know how to help...
yehana banana: i want to though, desperately
squirrel: u cant
squirrel: im too useless
squirrel: evryone was right
yehana banana: ah.
yehana banana: is this about america...?
squirrel: idk anymore
squirrel: ugh
yehana banana: kids can be mean
yehana banana: no one deserves to be told that stuff though
yehana banana: especially not you
squirrel: just tellin me the truth
yehana banana: but it's not truth!
yehana banana: you aren't useless!
yehana banana: you're bae sungyeon, vocalist of our generation!
yehana banana: pretty, my beautiful girlfriend, dear to my heart and means the world to me
yehana banana: don't believe the words they used to tell you
squirrel: but its fucking TRUE
yehana banana: I'M TELLING YOU THAT IT'S F*CKING NOT!
squirrel:
squirrel: yewon
yehana banana: sorry
yehana banana: i didn't mean to text-shout at you
yehana banana: i just hate when you doubt yourself life this, sungyeon
yehana banana: it makes me sad
squirrel: srry
yehana banana: wait, don't apologize!
yehana banana: it's not your fault!
yehana banana: where is you right now?
squirrel: dorm room
yehana banana: ok
yehana banana: can i join you?
yehana banana: if that's alright with you
squirrel: yh
squirrel: yh sure
squirrel: might hav to ignore the tear stains
yehana banana: i won't
yehana banana: talk to me
yehana banana: i'll listen
yehana banana: i'll always listen if you need me to
yehana banana: i love you
yehana banana: nothing will change that
yehana banana: ok...?
squirrel:
squirrel: ok
squirrel: ur rlly too good
yehana banana: i'm good because you're good
yehana banana: sometimes you're too good to me ~
yehana banana: but that's fine, it's equivalent exchange!
yehana banana: i think
squirrel: ah
squirrel: ily
squirrel: i love u kim yewon
yehana banana: and i love you bae sungyeon!
yehana banana: (❀˙˘˙)♡(˙˘˙❀)
**
hes not actually a doctor (10) - 11:40pm.
kinkyung: sungwon are being cutely/disgusting sappy in our bedroom
the real OJie: u talk as if u and yebin r any better?
yeBIN: she got a point babe
kinkyung: i've seen the light
kinkyung: thanks zhou "hes not actually a doctor" jieqiong
the real OJie:
the real OJie: begone
**
VICTORY GIRLS - 1:08am.
eunbubu: some1 in our dorm is blastin music
eunbubu: whom the fucc
swaggy baggy: it's me
channie: you were so quick to admit
swaggy baggy: i have no shame
swaggy baggy: i'm blasting good music
eunbubu: doubt
swaggy baggy: look
swaggy baggy: kenshi yonezu invented music
swaggy baggy: sand planet brought me to life, cleared my skin, cured my depression
swaggy baggy: it'd be a waste not to blast it
channie: i love kenshi yonezu!
hoeshi:
hoeshi: im a simple man
hoeshi: i see kenshi yonezu, i click
swaggy baggy: AY
channie: :D
eunbubu: siyeons made frends
swaggy baggy: i always make friends
swaggy baggy: sure i take the piss out of them
swaggy baggy: but i do it cutely
hoeshi: doubt
swaggy baggy: >:-l
channie: yikes
channie: what's your favourite song by him?
swaggy baggy: i'm simple af
swaggy baggy: go go ghost ship all the way
hoeshi: go go ghost ship is a bop™
hoeshi: acceptable
swaggy baggy: thx
hoeshi: im into teh emotional ones
hoeshi: vivi is life
channie: nice pun
swaggy baggy: VIVI IS DEPRESSING AF
swaggy baggy: but still a great song
swaggy baggy: all his emotional songs are hella tunes
swaggy baggy: metronome? eine kleine? sign me the fuck up bois
hoeshi: TRU
swaggy baggy: wbu chan?
channie: i'm basic, mad head love all the way
swaggy baggy: ay, i love mad head love
hoeshi: eh
hoeshi: not a fan.
channie: what
swaggy baggy: what
hoeshi: not a good song, srry b
channie: hoe
channie: HOW *
channie: no difference though
swaggy baggy:
swaggy baggy: mad head love
hoeshi: just could not get into it
swaggy baggy: HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE MAD HEAD LOVE
eunbubu: omg
**
swaggy baggy: HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE MAD HEAD LOVE
mother hen: SIYEON, IT'S 3AM, SLEEP.
**
being parent is suffering. - 8:09am.
shua: today's the day
shua: hurray
mother hen: Minkyung is onto me.
mother hen: I refused to tell her anything though.
sinnamon roll: totally no nosey kids
mother hen: -___-
shua: lol
soft coups: lets just make sure the kids dont find out
soft coups: i know they want to see each other again
shua: all 3 times we've met up, there's been sad crap going on
shua: this time, i think it's actually...ok?
mother hen: I'm pretty sure it's all ok.
mother hen: I'm excited.
sinnamon roll: ur texts oose excitement
mother hen: Oose is such an awful word.
sinnamon roll: ikr?
sinnamon roll: its up their w moist n succulent
mother hen: I completely agree.
soft coups: what if
mother hen: I fear what you're about to type.
soft coups: something is oosing moist and succulent liquid
sinnamon roll:
sinnamon roll: i physically cringed
mother hen: Seungcheol, why must you act like this?
soft coups: hey
soft coups: what would you do without me
sinnamon roll: a lot betta?
soft coups: EXCUSE YOU
soft coups: LAST NIGHT U WERE SOBBING AND CALLING ME THE BEST LEADER
sinnamon roll: dNOT EXPOSE ME?
soft coups: WERE ALL THOSE TIMES I ATE UR SUCKASS BROWNIES NOTHING TO YOU?
sinnamon roll: do not.
mother hen: This is my queue to leave.
shua: i already escaped
**
BOOSEOK soon. (3) - 10:04am.
shookmin: people!
shookmin: i have a psa
jejuboi: wat is it
shookmin: song of storms
shookmin: was a song far too good for our youth
hoeshi: loz?
shookmin: yeah
shookmin: i'm getting memories to majora's mask
shookmin: i used to live in legitimate fear of the happy mask man
jejuboi: SAME
jejuboi: he was scary
hoeshi: he was born that way?
hoeshi: dnot mock ppl on wat they cannot change
jejuboi: SAYS TEH ONE WHO MOCKS MY LOOKS
hoeshi: seungkwan sweaty :)
hoeshi: no one actually thinks u look ugly lmao
shookmin: dude, i thought pledis was gonna make you a visual when we debuted
shookmin: i'm not even joking
jejuboi: are u not?
jejuboi: im flatter ^////^
hoeshi: we all vote u last fr the shits and giggles
jejuboi: EVN WEN I TELL U ALL TO BE SRS?
hoeshi: yh
shookmin: we weren't meant to tell him that
hoeshi: i realise that nau
jejuboi: :-) we?
hoeshi: SO
hoeshi: LOZ HUH
shookmin: YEAH
shookmin: my game always froze at the end of ocarina of time
shookmin: so sad
jejuboi: windwaker was the best tbh
hoeshi: wind waker was rlly fun axtually
hoeshi: the photo takin part was time consuming
shookmin: really? i loved that little side part of the game
jejuboi: i didnt do it tbh
jejuboi: cba
shookmin: where is your fighting spirit seungkwan?!
jejuboi: dnot GRILL ME
hoeshi: heh
hoeshi: theres smth else abt that game that annoys me tho
shookmin: hm? what is it?
hoeshi: k
hoeshi: at the start of the game-ish
hoeshi: u get the camera from tingle rite?
jejuboi: yh
jejuboi: that fuckin skank fairy
shookmin: hey
shookmin: he's just doing his job
hoeshi: u get it aftr u free him from the prison cell rite?
shookmin: the one at windfall island, yeah
jejuboi: wat is the point?
hoeshi: like
hoeshi: hav u ever wondered why he was in the prison cell in the frst place?
shookmin:
shookmin: i
jejuboi: probably a petty crime like theft
hoeshi: but how can u b sure?
hoeshi: wat if we freed a high level danger criminal?
jejuboi: oh my god
hoeshi: keep in mind
hoeshi: on his island
hoeshi: if u take his statue he litrally bombs u
shookmin: did
shookmin: did we free a murderer?
jejuboi: holy fuck
jejuboi: shouldve kept him lockt in there!!
hoeshi: just sayin
hoeshi: enjoy ur possibly ruined childhoodys!
shookmin: you're evil, hyung.
**
im like a bird not a turkey (13) - 1:33pm.
snoozi: I'm having a mental crisis
sinnamon roll: lol why
snoozi: Hansol
snoozi: Why is he the way he is?
minghaody: what has he done?
minghaody:
snoozi: His lyrics
snoozi: They're so fucking deep
snoozi: Who gave him this thoughtful mindset?
sinnamon roll: arent all of them thougtful?
snoozi: Of course they are
snoozi: But Hansol's on a different level
snoozi: Like, even I don't understand his mind
snoozi: His thoughts are much deeper than what I expected when I asked for lyrics
snoozi: It fascinates me.
minghaody: he's shocking you then
snoozi: Yep.
snoozi: Seeing the lyrics you all write shocks/intrigues me.
jejuboi: yh
jejuboi: *sees title of the gc*
jejuboi: yh
minghaody: be prepared to die via my big meaty claws boo seungkwan
snoozi: ...My eyes.
sinnamon roll: i lov all my kids
snoozi: Sweet fucking God
snoozi: I'm reading over them again
snoozi: I'm proofreading their lyrics by the way, hi.
jejuboi: didnt think anythin else hyung
snoozi: You know, Hansol came up with the title for Fronting
snoozi: I liked the idea he spoke about
snoozi: Putting on an ideal act to hide how you really feel.
snoozi: I take in every idea you all put forward.
snoozi: Apart from the stupid suggestions.
minghaody: is this vaguing
sinnamon roll: he could b vaguin ANY of us
snoozi: I could. :)
jejuboi: bless
mingyolo: jihoon hyung @ hansol rn
mingyolo:
snoozi: .-. Mingyu
minghaody: YOU USED A MEME CORRECTLY
mingyolo: IK I'M GASSED AS WELL
sinnamon roll: i lov all my kids
**
queen kang to: kyla messi. - 2:48pm.
queen kang: kylaa
kyla messi: no
queen kang: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHIN YET
kyla messi: is this about what you asked me earlier
queen kang: ...yee
kyla messi: no
queen kang: Y NOT
kyla messi: i'm not going on vlive and telling our english speaking fans to raid pledis!
queen kang: it for a gud cause
kyla messi: so they'll let you have your brunette hair back?
queen kang: yeee
kyla messi: you look fine with blonde tho?
queen kang: but i luved the brunette
queen kang: pls kylea
kyla messi: kylea
queen kang: i sneaked outta vocal trainin
queen kang: im typin secretly
kyla messi: the answer is still no
queen kang:
queen kang:
queen kang: look
kyla messi: i'm looking unnie
queen kang: u can bring her bck kyla
queen kang: a tru, happy natural haired kyungwon
kyla messi: why not ask sungyeon unnie?
queen kang: bc she was gettin angsty w yewon yesterday
queen kang: not the rite time
kyla messi: ah
kyla messi: still no.
queen kang: can u asketh ur bro
kyla messi: i cannot.
kyla messi: maybe they'll bring it back next comeback?
queen kang: we both kno they wont
kyla messi: i'm trying to be supportive
kyla messi: you look good with both though
kyla messi: so i think you'll be fine
queen kang: i just aint wanna end up lookin messed
queen kang: uve seen nayoung unnies bangs?
kyla messi: we don't speak of nayoung unnie's bangs.
queen kang: ik
queen kang: but still
kyla messi: sigh
kyla messi: i'll do what i can...
queen kang:
**
hippity hop lads (4) - 3:30pm.
wonwoot: is practice over yet
dancing queen: how can it be over if we're still sitting in the practice room
mingyolo: shit he got you there
wonwoot: i'm just tired bro
wonwoot: + ur lyrics make me really emo
mingyolo: i wanna see a me that’s different from now
mingyolo: a me who is not miserable anymore
dancing queen: are you quoting my lines from sickness
mingyolo: yeah
mingyolo: they make me want to protect you :(
wonwoot: i think we all want to protect hansol
mingyolo: ok victoria justice
dancing queen: pfft
dancing queen: do you think hyung will let us get food after this?
dancing queen: i sorta crave cake
mingyolo: why cake?
dancing queen: i may have listened to cooking by the book on the way here
dancing queen: so
wonwoot: hopefully
wonwoot: AY YO HYUNG
soft coups: hey
dancing queen: hyung ~~~~
soft coups: yes?
dancing queen: can we get cake after this
dancing queen: for the rest of the bois
wonwoot: they dont deserve it but :)
soft coups: ah
soft coups: lets get it another day
mingyolo: why another day?
mingyolo: we might not crave cake another day!
dancing queen: i can't believe the debate team turned you down in junior high
mingyolo: i know
mingyolo: junior high was a dark time
soft coups: im just not feeling cake right now
wonwoot: is there smth else u want?
wonwoot: we can compromise
mingyolo: nah
mingyolo: all or nothing
mingyolo: that's what hao taught me
dancing queen: think of the children hyung
soft coups: you are the children
dancing queen: exactly
dancing queen: think of us ;(
soft coups: we can get it tomorrow or something
wonwoot: why are you so insistent on getting it another day?
mingyolo: gasp
mingyolo: are we getting something today?
mingyolo: is it a surprise????
mingyolo: squeeeeeee
dancing queen: :D
soft coups: NOTHING IS HAPPENING
soft coups: just not in the mood for cake
wonwoot:
mingyolo: ^^^
dancing queen: we can keep a secret hyung
dancing queen: just saying :3
soft coups: there are no secrets to keep
soft coups: im leaving to work on the lyrics b y e
wonwoot: were in the same room?
wonwoot: omg
mingyolo: he just grabbed his stuff and ran
mingyolo: weird
dancing queen: ;) i think our leader is hiding something
wonwoot: well duh
wonwoot: guess we just have to wait and see what it is
mingyolo: hmmmmm
**
hes not actually a doctor (10) - 5:42pm.
baegoals: y has siyeon been laughin to herself for the past 10 minutes
eunbubu: r u shamin her
baegoals: nah
baegoals: just concerned
baegoals: she has tears
kinkyung: everything ok siyeon?
swaggy baggy: all is good
swaggy baggy: i just can't
baegoals: u cant?
eunbubu: wat cnat u do
swaggy baggy: i found fanfic
swaggy baggy: it funny
kinkyung: not this one clearly
baegoals: huh?
swaggy baggy: mineta minoru fucking dies
kinkyung: good
baegoals: excellent
eunbubu: a victory fr za warudo
**
hoeshi to: snoozi. - 5:52pm.
hoeshi: hey hoonie
snoozi: Hi
hoeshi: r u ok from the other day?
snoozi: Oh
snoozi: Yeah
snoozi: I'm good now.
hoeshi: u sure?
hoeshi: nvr seen u cry so much
snoozi: That's because I don't like crying
snoozi: Too much effort.
hoeshi: ey
hoeshi: rlly tho
snoozi: Yes, I'm fine.
snoozi: You know more than the others how tiring producing can be
snoozi: But I wouldn't trade it for anything else
snoozi: Seeing the finished product and how well received it is
snoozi: It makes me feel...happy.
hoeshi: ofc it does
hoeshi: rightfully so!
snoozi: Yeah.
hoeshi: ur so talented hoonie
snoozi: I'm not
snoozi: But thanks
snoozi: You're the talented one, you fool
hoeshi: lmao how
snoozi: Have you seen how much effort you put into the choreo?
snoozi: Plus the songs
hoeshi: i guess
hoeshi: i wanna b as good as u tho
snoozi: Don't say that.
snoozi: We have different qualities
snoozi: You're better at me at many things, but that doesn't make you or me less good overall
snoozi: If you catch my drift
hoeshi: i do
snoozi: Good
snoozi: Now what do I say.
hoeshi: idk lol
hoeshi: u wanna watch anime?
snoozi: Depends, which one
hoeshi: wat ones r u religiously against
snoozi: K-On.
snoozi: Free.
hoeshi: wats wrong w free?
snoozi: Season 1 is fine, angst free
snoozi: Season 2, however, made me have to utilise the fetal position
hoeshi: sAME
hoeshi: SOUSUKES SHOULDER
hoeshi:
snoozi: I hate that I understand this completely.
hoeshi: lmao
hoeshi: wanna watch kill la kill?
snoozi: Sure
hoeshi: ;) letsa go
**
the rock to: channie. - 6:20pm.
the rock: hey!
channie: hi?
the rock: this is minhyuk, i changed my number
the rock:
the rock: for proof :>
channie: OH hey!
channie: how are you?
the rock: i'm good, thanks!
the rock: you?
channie: i'm doing well :D
the rock: that's good
channie: promotions going well?
the rock: the promotions are going v well thank you
channie: yay :D
the rock: um
the rock: i think i was going to ask you something
the rock: AH yes
channie: hm?
the rock: i have a free day coming up
the rock: do you maybe want to meet up?
the rock: or not it's your call
channie: that sounds like fun, sure!
channie: it's always good seeing you lolol
the rock: that's reassuring then
the rock: i was so worried you would say no so this is a good result!
channie: i wouldn't say no to you ~~
channie: though, i'm not too interesting so i apologize in advance when you see me
the rock: you're extremely interesting, don't out yourself down
the rock: put * fuck
channie: lol
channie: you're cute
the rock: owo?
channie: the typo i mean
the rock: owo? retracted
the rock: sanha's tripping over everything again fuck, gtg
the rock: i'll talk to you later?
channie: yeah!
channie: i'll text you?
the rock: YEAH
the rock: i mean yeah ****
channie: lmao cute
channie: bye minhyuk ~
the rock: bye chan ~
**
being parent is suffering. (4) - 6:52pm.
mother hen: The time has come.
shua: indeed it has.
soft coups: u both make it sound like were about to die?
soft coups: chillax B)
sinnamon roll: ...ugh.
mother hen: My thoughts exactly, Jeonghan.
shua: snort
shua: let's just round the kids up
shua: say we're taking them out but say NOTHING about them seeing each other
soft coups: rightyo
mother hen: Ok.
mother hen: We'll see you all there! ;)
sinnamon roll: ;)?
mother hen: I meant :) *
sinnamon roll: naughty nana
shua: i'm rounding the kids up.
soft coups: my eyes feel defiled
**
i'm like a bird not a turkey. (13) - 6:55pm.
sinnamon roll: YA KIDS
channie: ya?
junhwihwi:
jejuboi: fckin hell
soft coups: were goin out for samgyeopsal!
soft coups: get ready quick
wonwoot: OH
mingyolo: I KNEW WE WERE DOING SOMETHING
mingyolo: GET IN THERE LADS
snoozi: Is there a special occasion?
snoozi: I feel like I've missed something.
soft coups: no special occasion
soft coups: cant we treat u kids once in a while?
shookmin: you can!
shookmin: it's highly shady but we're being fed! :D
hoeshi: yes food no questions
minghaody: noice
shua: try to look somewhat presentable people ~
wonwoot: soonyoung has bright orange hair?
wonwoot: how that possible
dancing queen: leave our chicken little alone
hoeshi: FK OFF
jejuboi: jae from day6 is,,,shook
**
i wanna blo the balloon that is u (10) - 6:55pm.
mother hen: Right, everyone.
mother hen: I'm treating you all to Samgyeopsal today, please get ready to leave as quickly as possible.
yeBIN: AY
eunswoon: NAYOUNG UNNIEEEEE
eunswoon: PRAISE B
baegoals: my body is ready
kangie: y the kindness
kyla messi: she's feeding us, why question it?
kinkyung: nah
kinkyung: she's been planning this
yehana banana: that's so thoughtful of you, unnie!
swaggy baggy: ayy letsa go
the real OJie: i hunger™
baegoals: i s2g u ate a big ass jar of cookies earlier
the real OJie: 1) theyre called SNICKERDOODLES u peasant
the real OJie: 2) lmao yh im still hungery
eunswoon: dickerdoodles
mother hen: Let's just go...
swaggy baggy: lmao you sucked the energy outta her
the real OJie: thats my job
baegoals: aw
baegoals: wait
baegoals: what the FUCK unnie
the real OJie: LET'S JUST GO
**
i'm like a bird not a turkey. (13) - 7:15pm.
shua: did not expect us to get here so quick
minghaody: we didn't lose hansol this time
dancing queen: a true achievement
junhwihwi: w8
junhwihwi: y r ther still so much chairs free
snoozi: Is this a company dinner?
jejuboi: i cnant face our managers not now
jejuboi: u gotta b mentally prepped fr that shit
snoozi: Hyung?
shookmin: why are there still so much chairs????
soft coups: hm
sinnamon roll: hmmm
shua: hmmmmmmm
shua: am i doing it right?
soft coups: yes.
jejuboi: theyre plannin shit
wonwoot: were fucked
wonwoot: see u all in 5 years
shua: we'll be fine, don't worry.
jejuboi: :(
channie: oh, more people just came in
channie: i hope it's not a big crowd, those annoy me.
minghaody: we're a big crowd?
channie: ;-)
minghaody: *scared whimpers*
snoozi: Hold up.
snoozi: They look familiar.
mingyolo: oh?
mingyolo: OH
soft coups: :)
jejuboi: HOLY SHIT
**
VICTORY GIRLS - 7:18pm.
jejuboi: ITS U
swaggy baggy: YOU GUYS
swaggy baggy: WHAT
yehana banana: i'm confused! :D
mother hen: I suppose we should explain.
soft coups: u guys really like being around each other
soft coups: i think
soft coups: so we set this up...i guess
channie: kyla!!
kyla messi: chan! :D
hoeshi: KYUNGWON MY PARTNER IN CRIME
kangie: COM HITHER PRINCE HOESHI
shua: i think they like each other.
kinkyung: this is actually really thoughtful
shookmin: it is :P
baegoals: thx unnie and oppas!
soft coups: ehh dont thank us
soft coups: thank pledis for allowing us to all meet
swaggy baggy: don't go all deep on us now old man
soft coups: :(
sinnamon roll: i say we order now :3c
yeBIN: AYYYYY
**
eunswoon: i hav eaten so much
eunswoon: i fear i hav eaten mi last
eunswoon: so,,,full,,,,,,
junhwihwi: want sm more?
eunswoon: ofc
eunswoon: the noms nvr stopp
**
kyla messi to: channie. - 7:56pm.
kyla messi: psst
channie: you're sitting right next to me, qué?
kyla messi: you seem pretty immersed in your phone
kyla messi: just wanted to see what you were doing
channie: oh!
channie: i'm talking to minhyuk
channie: rocky from astro *
kyla messi: ooohhh
kyla messi: he's a friend of yours?
channie: yeah!
channie: we've been speaking for a while
channie: he's cool
channie: and funny
channie: really awkward, but cute
kyla messi:
kyla messi:
channie: what tea is there to spill?
kyla messi: you talk about him like he's your boyfriend
kyla messi: the same way yewon unnie talks about sungyeon unnie, funnily enough
channie: what????
channie: nooo
kyla messi: yessss
kyla messi: it's cute tho aha
channie: wait
channie: i'll show you the texts
channie: to prove it's purely platonic!
kyla messi: show away my dude
kyla messi:
channie: so?
kyla messi: chan
kyla messi: i think it's time to accept your fate.
channie: what fate?
kyla messi: your texts are like mainly subtle flirting
kyla messi: these date back to like a year ago, wow...
channie: aaahhhh
kyla messi: hm?
channie: what do i do?
kyla messi: ...do you like him?
channie: no!
channie: i don't know
channie: isn't it too soon?
kyla messi: hm
kyla messi: i mean, it seems like he actually does like you
channie: he probably doesn't
channie: i don't know anymore
kyla messi: do you think he's cute?
channie: i
channie: i guess?
kyla messi: if he asked you out, would you be opposed to the idea?
channie: definitely not
channie: he's attractive and kind
channie: or something like that
kyla messi: hmmm
kyla messi: do you still have feelings for seokmin oppa?
channie: i don't think so.
channie: i mean, he's still attractive and all
channie: but in a brotherly way...?
kyla messi: you move on quick, neato
channie: i guess i do
channie: does this mean i like minhyuk now?
kyla messi: you don't have to suss your feelings out quickly :<
kyla messi: but if you do think you like him, i would go for it.
channie: i'm too fear
kyla messi: rip
channie: he's too good anywhos
kyla messi: you're good as well though
kyla messi: chan?
kyla messi: OH MY GOD
channie: CHAN IS DED
channie: SEUNGKWAN OCCUPYS THIS PHONE NOW
kyla messi: you're evil, oppa lol
channie: he was too into le textos
channie: i ws curious
kyla messi: understandable
channie: oooo who he like?
kyla messi: that is private information!
channie: SH
channie: minhyuk???
channie: astro boi?
kyla messi: i'm telling you nothing
channie: telleth mi
kyla messi: *spits out blood*
kyla messi: screw you
channie: im txtin the astro boi
channie: helpin out my blesst maknae
kyla messi: you sure that's a good idea?
kyla messi: he's chasing you around for his phone back
channie: pssht itll b fine
channie: trust in me kid
channie: chans a pussy
channie: doubts himself toooo much
channie: so he wouldnt ask this boi out regardless
channie: cya
kyla messi: lmao bye
**
channie to: the rock. - 8:15pm.
channie: HEY
the rock: alola chan
the rock: how is the dinner going?
channie: GOOD
channie: ITD B BETTA IF U WERE HERE
the rock: huh????
channie: MINHYUKKIE
the rock: w h a t
channie: I LOVE U
channie: V MUCH
channie: BUT ALAS
channie: I AM
channie: PUSSYBQLXHSOXMS
the rock:
channie: omg I'M SO SORRY
channie: that was seungkwan hyung
channie: he has it out for me
channie: i'm sorry
the rock: oh no, it's ok
the rock: it's amusing now you say that
channie: oh thank god
the rock: it'd be wild if you actually said those things
channie: really?
the rock: yeah
the rock: you liking me? wild
channie: am i that bad lolol
the rock: what? nono
the rock: i'm saying i'm the weird one
the rock: you're mr talent
the rock: i cannot compare
channie: faux
channie: you... wouldn't be against the idea though?
the rock: of
the rock: of us going out
channie: y eah
the rock: i would not be against it
the rock: at all
channie: o h
the rock: yeah...
channie: i
channie: i must go
channie: my people have summoned me
channie: ttyl?
the rock: yeah
the rock: ttyl ;P
**
VICTORY GIRLS - 8:33pm.
sinnamon roll: sweet jesus weve almost finished it all
mother hen: How much can you kids eat??
sinnamon roll: JIHOON N JIEQIONG GOIN FOR A WORLD RECORD HERE
the real OJie: WE NEED FOD TO SURVIVE
snoozi: She's right.
mother hen: At least calm down a bit...
swaggy baggy: lmao i'm finished
swaggy baggy: i'm so full and vulnerable
swaggy baggy: i'm at like... 1HP
junhwihwi: same tbh
kangie: is this hw it feels aftr sex?
swaggy baggy: pardon???
sinnamon roll: not quite
kinkyung: no
kinkyung: you're left with more disappointment
junhwihwi: SNORT
yeBIN: not wat u said before hunnie
kinkyung: i was making a joke
kinkyung: don't actually expose me here
snoozi: For the sake of my appetite, please don't.
sinnamon roll: rip
the real OJie: K.Oed by lee jihoon
**
eunswoon: WE DONE
baegoals: y does wonwoo oppa use a straw to drink wine
wonwoot: i like to be refined
wonwoot: but also pure
soft coups: he usually does this
jejuboi: oh btw lads
jejuboi: i think i scord chan a d8 ;)
sinnamon roll: u did WAT NOW???????
kangie: i hear fax
kangie: w who????
channie: we aren't dating!
channie: ...yet.
kangie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mingyolo: who is it?
mingyolo: are they worthy of our child?
jejuboi: astros rocky ;)
soft coups: oh, minhyuk?
shua: ah, sweet kid.
mother hen: I'm proud of you, Chan.
shookmin: yay for love!
swaggy baggy: even if it is an emotional minefield
minghaody: and a neurochemical con job
wonwoot: WHO CARES IM GOIN TO CABO
wonwoot: WHOO
wonwoot: I HATE MYSELF
shua: stop quoting memes for a minute, please...
mother hen: This has been a very good time.
mother hen: We should do this again in the future.
junhwihwi: we should
junhwihwi: evn tho SOMEONE was givin me death stares all this time
the real OJie: u dont deserve to stand in my presence thot
kinkyung: calm down
yehana banana: let's all be kind to each other!!!!!
kinkyung: YOU HEARD THE GIRL
junhwihwi: yes yewon ;(
soft coups: should we get going?
sinnamon roll: i suppose so
mother hen: I guess we'll be going as well then.
eunswoon: ooo
eunswoon: im gettin emotionz
dancing queen: it's not like we won't see each other again!
shua: we can always organise something like this again
shua: maybe next time, with the nu'est members
kinkyung: do i have to look minhyun oppa in the eyes
kinkyung: i did carry around a cut out of him drunk ages ago
yeBIN: lmao yh
kyla messi: that actually sounds like a good idea though
mingyolo: let's see each other soon!
kangie: mans gasst bc yewon showed him dog photos the entire time
mingyolo: I AM A SUCKER FOR THE PUPPER
[minghaody changed the chat name to "I AM A SUCKER FOR THE PUPPER"]
mingyolo:
baegoals: lmao
soft coups: ah
soft coups: lets get going, kids
jejuboi: ok doke
hoeshi: clam down papi
the real OJie: disgust
**
With the last member exiting the restaurant, both groups stood facing each other. It was unfortunate they both had to head in different directions, but at least they got to spend this time together. Some of the members from both groups had even gotten somewhat emotional (thanks Sungyeon and Seungkwan.)
"Well," Nayoung started, her motherly tone piercing the quiet air, "We'll see each other soon, I'm hoping." This comment was supported by Jieqiong, already taking her place latching onto Nayoung's arm, nodding furiously at her words.
"Maybe Pledis will let us promote at the same time?" Seungcheol joked, allowing himself to be hit playfully by Nayoung for it.
"The day Pledis let's us promote at the same time is the day we die." piped up Minghao, getting a flurry of sounds of agreement (along with Yebin's small "He ain't wrong.")
Both groups settled in uncomfortable silence, not knowing what to say or how to bring such a lovely night to an end. Before Nayoung or Seungcheol could attempt to say anything, a little ray of sunshine had already taken it upon herself to speak out.
"Next time we see you in person, we'll be an even stronger Pristin!" with a smile that could pierce the heavens, Yewon continued, "And you, an even stronger Seventeen!" The purity in her voice was so overwhelming that the Virgin Mary was put to shame by just hearing it.
"It's not as if we're literally never talking again either, still have the cursed group chat."
"You mean I'm a Sucker for the Pupper?"
"Don't say the name out load...it sounds shameful."
Everyone chuckled at Siyeon's observation before lapping back into silence again. To avoid anymore awkwardness, Nayoung extended her hand out to Seungcheol.
"Promise we'll do this again?"
It make Seungcheol's grin wider, hearing Nayoung so excited at the thought of doing this again, for she was used to hiding her feelings (even back before debut.) He extended his hand, gripping hers proudly.
"Of course we'll do this again, dummy."
Before said girl could brutalise him on the cold Seoul streets, Seungcheol rapidly spoke again.
"Soon, I promise!"
And with that, both groups broke apart, waving and shouting their goodbyes at each other.
"GOODBYE HOSHSTER!"
"NEVER FORGET ME, KYUNGWON!"
"See you all soon!"
"Please change the group chat name to something I won't be ashamed to show my mother!"
When that all subsided and they were alone together with their individual groups, a sigh of relief was taken. Their journeys throughout had been hard, sure, but they'd come out a family. A family of 10, and a family of 13. Pledis had brought them both together and now, perhaps, a family of 23.
Yeah, a family of 23.
They'd done good.