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Chat Log: Three
Fri ed Chat: bilberryfinn (Finland), norgenoreg (Norway), ikeameatball (Sweden), icepuffin (Iceland), redshirtblacktie (Denmark), AwesomeSaucesome (Prussia), USofAyyyy (America), ItsEstland (Estonia)
USofAyyyy: [English] IF THIS IS YELLING.... and this is talking.... wHat THis sOUnDs LikE?
icepuffin: it sounds like you're annoying
redshirtblacktie: wait
redshirtblacktie: isnt there a meme for tat now
redshirtblacktie; like
ItsEstland: spongebob
redshirtblacktie: yeah!
ItsEstland: ur so late
redshirtblacktie: well excuuusee me for being too busy to care abt memes
redshirtblacktie: I have a life
ItsEstland: so do I
ItsEstland: I learned it from latvia
redshirtblacktie: suuuree
norgenoreg: I hate that meme
icepuffin: [spongebob_mock.jpg] I HaTe ThAt mEmE
norgnoreg: ….
redshitblacktie: LMAO
norgnoreg: shut up
redshirtblacktie: it's perfect
norgnoreg: you're perfect
redshirtblacktie: I kno
icepuffin: um.......
icepuffin: that's not how that comeback goes
redshirtblacktie: shh let me have this
ItsEstland: let him bask in the self delusion
norgnoreg: dont say I never gave you anything nice
redshirtblacktie: im gonna cry
AwesomeSaucesome: sup?
redshirtblacktie: norge is being nice to me
norgenoreg: ur so fkn dramatic but ok
redshirtblacktie: someone has to be around here
redshirtblacktie: i swear sometimes its like ur running in a contest with the germanics of who can be most boring
AwesomeSaucesome: HEY
redshirtblacktie: no offense
AwesomeSaucesome: ALL THE OFFENSE
USofAyyyy: [English] LOUD NOISES
ItsEstland: did you just...
USofAyyyy: [English] ignore me
ItsEstland: ignored
icepuffin: so what are you guys doing today?
icepuffin: ok rude no answer
icepuffin: im gonna go to your house den
icepuffin: cya soon
redshirtblacktie: wait wut?
redshirtblacktie: uhhh
redshirtblacktie: that message was hours ago
redshirtblacktie: where's ice?
redshirtblacktie: ice?
redshirtblacktie: ice?
norgenoreg: he's still not there?
redshitblacktie: haven't seen him
norgenoreg: ill call him
redshirtblacktie: kk
norgenoreg: no answer
bilberryfinn: what happened?
norgenoreg: ice is missing
redshirtblacktie: he's not missing....
redshirtblacktie: he's unaccounted for
bilberryfinn: he was supposed to go to your place?
redshirtblacktie: yeah but he never actually shoed up
redshirtblacktie: and now its been hours. Its night time and he's not answering
AwesomeSaucesome: maybe he decidd to just stay home
bilberryfinn: Prussia's right
redshirtblacktie: if he were home hed be on the chat but he's not
bilberryfinn:was ther a volcano or... should we check the news?
redshirtblacktie: good idea
redshirtblacktie: i just turned on the tv
norgenoreg: im looking at articles
bilberryfinn: nothing seems to have happened
bilberryfinn: brb gotta make sure peter's in bed
redshirtblacktie: y would he say he's comng over and then change his mind halfway without telling
redshirtblacktie: i mean i know he's not a baby but i can't help but imaging him in a ditch somewhere
norgenoreg: ….
bilberryfinn: back. Any news?
redshirtblacktie: no and he didn't even reply to faroe or greenland
bilberryfinn: did you tell them he was missing?
redshirtblacktie: no. it hasn't been 24 hours so... I don't wanna worry them either like he might still show up but like i'm kind of pissed that he isn't replying at all
norgenoreg: it's been too long. im messaging his boss
redshirtblacktie: good idea
redshirtbacktie: so?
norgenoreg: nvm i dont have his boss contact info
redshirtblacktie: me neither
ikeameatball: did you try messaging america?
redshirtblacktie: no but he's in the chat I mean... shouldn't he have seen this
ikeameatball: he's probably with america
ikeameatball: I think you're overreacting
bilberryfinn: well....
norgenoreg: is it tho?
norgenoreg: I mean it is a little thing for him to just I dunno check in
norgenoreg: it:s common courtesy. Im his older bro can't I get a little 'hey big bro I know I said I was going to den's today but I decided to just hibernate in my room for the next day or two'
billberryfinn: it hasn't even been a day
norgenoreg: thats beside the point
bilberryfinn: isn't that a bit much though. He just changed his mind about going to denmark's house.
norgenoreg: lol really? would you be that chill if sealand just changed his mind about going to latvia's or something and was wandering around eastern europe where anyone could just snatch him
bilberryfinn: the difference is peter looks 12 lol
redshirtblacktie: I can't believe ur actually arguing about this
norgenoreg: im not arguing. Im just saying what I feel
redshirtblacktie: look chill im sure ice is fine. He just changed his mind and he's probably in a blanket for watching the northern lights from his window or some shit
norgenoreg: FOR 12 HOURS!?
bilberryfinn: we have gone longer that without talking in this chat
norgenoreg: yeah in THIS chat but not otherwise. i dunno about u guys but I am in constant contact with my little bro
redshirtblacktie: ok norge
icepuffin: dafuq is dis
icepuffin: why the heck do I have a million unread messages and missed calls
bilberryfinn: hey ice
icepuffin: hey tino
icepuffin: but for real tho
icepuffin: like are u guys srs
norgenoreg: well you did disappear for 12 hours what did you expect
icepuffin: my phoen was on mute
redshirtblacktie: where were u
icepuffin: im at america's house
redshirtblacktie: that explains why america wasn't answering either
icepuffin: YOU CALLED AMERICA TOO
redshirtblacktie: because he's your boyfriend
redshirtblacktie: of course ill call him
icepuffin: holy shit norge!
icepuffin: you actually blew up his phone. Im looking at it now dafuq
norgenoreg: he was on mute toohuh
icepuffin: we were busy
AwesomeSaucesome: kesese
icepuffin: and I didn't think you would flip your collective shits
bilberryfinn: ice, they didnt do it to bother you
bilberryfinn: they just care so theyre worried
icepuffin: worry is one thing but to say that I could be in a ditch is another
redshirtblacktie: it was a legit fear
icepuffin: lmao no it wasnt are you daft
icepuffin: ur overreacting
redshirtblacktie: no were not
redshirtblacktie: what was I supposed to think when u said you're coming to my place but then hours later u just never show up
icepuffin: uhm
icepuffin: that I changed my mind lol
icepuffin: that you never replied so I thought why bother
icepuffin: that I actualy have a boyfriend who wants to hang out with me so I could just go there
icepuffin: any number of things
icepuffin: and you were going to call my boss!
icepuffin: A VOLCANO dafuq lmao
AwesomeSaucesome: yall gotta stop putting "lol" or "lmao" in serious moments
AwesomeSaucesome: stop being afraid to get your point across.
icepuffin: mind your business lmao
redshirtblacktie: LOL
AwesomeSaucesome: k anyway so happy endingg
icepuffin: i'm leaving and i'm going to be with america so im not going to be answering my phone bye
AwesomeSaucesome: dueces
icepuffin has left the chat
AwesomeSaucesome: lol he actually left
ikeameatball: what happened?
AwesomeSaucesome: ice is getting laid and says do not disturb
redshirtblacktie: youre so dumb
AwesomeSaucesome: but you love it tho
redshirtblacktie: u right
ikeameatball: should I add him back?
redshirtblacktie: hell come back when he's done. i talked to him on the phone already he's fine
ikeameatball: hanatamago is a dog
redshirtblacktie: it sure is
ikeameatball: denmark tonight peter's bedtime is midnight and he can stay on the computer playing chess with ladonia after dinner
redshirtblacktie: kk
bilberryfinn: sve?
Ikeameatball: il ove finland cant wait for our thing tonight xoxo
bilberryfinn: ....
ikeameatball changed chat title from “Fried Chat” to “Hanatamago Chat”
[whisper] bilberryfinn > ikeameatball: peter get off sve's account