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Mermaid prince: …..hey guys?
Wtf dad: yeah?
Dabbing queen: Yes bb?
Mermaid prince: Can we talk about sex?
Dabbing queen: YASSSSS
Wtf dad: ………..
Wtf dad: lance… im scared
Mermaid prince: Well I’m just worried about not being good enough for Keith when we meet up irl
Mermaid prince: I really love him and want him to have the best
Wtf dad: thats actually really sweet wow
Dabbing Queen: Oh dang I thought we were gonna talk kinks
Dabbing Queen: That’s seriously so adorable Lance
Mermaid prince: I guess I just want him safe and happy and like… a good wholesome time
Wtf dad: thats the most pure thing ive heard
Dabbing Queen: hes a lil vanilla bean
Dabbing Queen changed Mermaid prince’s nickname to Vanilla bean
Vanilla bean: Awww thank you
Vanilla bean: Wait Allura are you kinky or something
Dabbing Queen: …..gotta blast
Wtf dad: noooooope
Wtf dad: no escape
Dabbing Queen: Ok so like we should keep this sfw for the children
Vanilla bean: Allura what are those kinks???
Dabbing Queen: Ok so like….. Sometimes you know it’s fun to hurt people
Wtf dad: *spits out drink*
Dabbing Queen: Don’t act like you don’t beg for Matt to spank you
Wtf dad: 0_0
Wtf dad: damn
Wtf dad:
you got me